Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man

November 1st, 2011 // 86 Comments

Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis:

I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!

I don’t want to say Green Man has been forever ruined because It’s Always Sunny is a survivor, but I’m pretty sure Chris Brown and the Sharpie he duct-taped to his crotch took a once-proud costume and beat it’s face into a car door before biting it about the face and neck because he only picks fights he can win like a walnut bandit. (See: Windows, chairs through.) Call it a hunch.

h/t ONTD

Photos: Twitter, Splash News

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  1. Chris Brown Green Man Costume
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    The most disturbing part of that picture is how small his legs are…. freaky!

  2. Chris Brown Green Man Costume
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    damn chris i want in your pants mmmm thats a really nice bulge ur showin lol you are sexy as fuck

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