Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis:
I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!
I don’t want to say Green Man has been forever ruined because It’s Always Sunny is a survivor, but I’m pretty sure Chris Brown and the Sharpie he duct-taped to his crotch took a once-proud costume and beat it’s face into a car door before biting it about the face and neck because he only picks fights he can win like a walnut bandit. (See: Windows, chairs through.) Call it a hunch.