Chris Brown Got His Girlfriend Pregnant is reporting Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karrauche Tran is pregnant, and by reporting I mean posting a pic of her with a slightly protruding stomach. So if you consider that concrete evidence like I’ve demonstrated time after time I do, you should also consider that if this kid survived Chris’ reaction, it’s clearly the next step in human evolution. Read: It’ll have car doors for hands. “Yo, why you peepin’ my diaper? SLAM! SLAM!”

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