Earlier in the day we found these awesome shots of Rihanna posing for Terry Richardson, and now comes word that Chris Brown is probably going to jail because he and his mom allegedly faked the living shit out of his community service for beating Rihanna, so we really couldn’t have put these pics to a better use than this post. (I kid. I tiled every room in my house with them.) TMZ reports:
According to legal docs obtained by TMZ … the Richmond P.D. admits they only supervised Brown on 9 or 10 occasions and on all other dates he was not supervised by anyone.
And get this … the detective who had been assigned to oversee Brown’s community service was told she did not have to continue monitoring at the Children’s Center. The times, location and types of duty were provided by Chris Brown’s mother.
The D.A. claims Chris and the Chief of Police had a prior relationship.
And there’s more. According to the docs, Chris’ lawyer, Mark Geragos, “instructed” the lawyer for the Richmond P.D. on how to “handle” D.A. investigators’ questions about Chris’ community service.
And Geragos told the probation officer there was a court order that Chris’ community service be removed from the probation department and given to the police chief. Fact is … there was no such court order.
On top of that, the janitor was coached to lie and say Chris Brown waxed the floors, but instead told investigators the truth. And even better, Chris and his mom listed dates when he was out of the country doing concerts because he dances just like Michael Jackson so why wouldn’t people believe him? Naturally the D.A. is moving to revoke Chris’s probation and apparently already had a laundry list of violations before this mess:
– The Frank Ocean fight at the recording studio
– Brown testing positive for pot
– Failing to obtain a travel permit
– Allegedly grabbing and throwing a fan’s phone in Miami
– Throwing a chair through a window at “Good Morning America”
So remember a week ago when Rihanna admitted to Rolling Stone she’s back with Chris Brown because he’s different now and he won’t have the luxury of fucking up again? This (on top of Frank Ocean) is the exact definition of “fucking up.” so for the love of God, RUN, BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Photos: Terry’s Diary