Seen here wearing a hoodie with a naked Jesus about to get plowed by another dude on it because he’s a man of GAWD-AH, Chris Brown‘s chances of proving he didn’t fake his bare minimum community service for beating the shit out of Rihanna just ate a huge Jesus-dick. TMZ reports:
The police chief who signed off on Chris Brown’s alleged community service has resigned.
Bryan Norwood, Chief of the PD in Richmond, Virginia, was intimately involved in certifying Brown’s community service hours — hours the L.A. County D.A. claims were never performed. Norwood was instrumental in removing Brown’s case from the Richmond Probation Dept. and placing it squarely in his hands. Norwood also wrote a letter to the court vouching for Chris … claiming all of his community service had been performed.
What I don’t get is if you’re the police chief of a fairly prominent city, why the hell would you risk your career to help out some little shit-stain who, without question, practically killed a woman and left her for dead? What could Chris Brown have possibly offered that was worth the risk? I just can’t butt sex my mind around it.