The Police Chief Who Signed Off On Chris Brown’s Community Service Just Resigned

February 12th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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Seen here wearing a hoodie with a naked Jesus about to get plowed by another dude on it because he’s a man of GAWD-AH, Chris Brown‘s chances of proving he didn’t fake his bare minimum community service for beating the shit out of Rihanna just ate a huge Jesus-dick. TMZ reports:

The police chief who signed off on Chris Brown’s alleged community service has resigned.
Bryan Norwood, Chief of the PD in Richmond, Virginia, was intimately involved in certifying Brown’s community service hours — hours the L.A. County D.A. claims were never performed. Norwood was instrumental in removing Brown’s case from the Richmond Probation Dept. and placing it squarely in his hands. Norwood also wrote a letter to the court vouching for Chris … claiming all of his community service had been performed.

What I don’t get is if you’re the police chief of a fairly prominent city, why the hell would you risk your career to help out some little shit-stain who, without question, practically killed a woman and left her for dead? What could Chris Brown have possibly offered that was worth the risk? I just can’t butt sex my mind around it.

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  1. So, so far this week:

    Police chief resigns after helping this woman beater
    New York cop gets acquitted of rape even though dna and eye witnesses etc said he did it
    LAPD cops try killing some women in a truck because they think it’s that Donner guy

    God bless the USA!

  2. Chris Brown Jesus Hoodie
    Commented on this photo:

    Again we see Mr. Brown confusing spirituality with gay blowjobs. Chris, you put the fanny in epiphany.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    You know he is one of those dudes that jaywalks super slow and glares at the stopped traffic.

    • Griefer

      He would only do that if you honk at him. Otherwise he would be totally oblivious to oncoming traffic.

  4. Deacon Jones


    He’s (fill in the blank)

  5. I believe I could vent my anger at Mr Brown with racial slurs but every-race has a muther fucker douche bag ass hole I bet. It has something to do with his fugliness, intelligence of a pee-pod and only bashing females excites him sexually ,i.e. impotence

  6. Cock Dr

    I just can’t get my head around how anyone would ever want to have sex with….that.

    • Inner Retard

      My guess is a deeply disturbed person with abusive parents, no self-worth and suicidal thoughts. I believe textbooks call it Rihanna syndrome.

  7. what kind of a d-bag walks around wearing a hoodie with a picture of himself on it?

  8. Rich people are untouchable by the law. It’s as simple as that.

  9. It just was not that long ago this fucking professional dancer would have lost his career over beating a woman. Any woman, no matter how indescribably fucked in the head she herself later proved to be. It was just taken for granted. He was unsellable at that point.

    I really, really miss that, because you’ve now got such people actually being rewarded for their behavior, as there is LITERALLY no such thing as bad publicity.

  10. Chris Brown Jesus Hoodie
    Commented on this photo:

    And Jesus wept…because Chris Brown punched him in the face.

  11. No mention today of him smashing up his car? I thought for sure I’d see it here.

  12. Bernard Goldbloom

    entitled wimp

  13. I can’t help but notice that the Chris Brown posts are being taken over less and less by Team Breezy supporters. Is it possible that even they can only swallow so much of his childish antics? Or is the more likely explanation that they’re so stupid they forgot how to use the internet again?

  14. Chris Brown Jesus Hoodie
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ya’all need to step off! I’m doin’ community service by hanging with victims of crime, like domestic abuse victim Rihanna.”

  15. Rdude

    Just FYI… he didn’t exactly resign on his own. They mayor has been trying to get rid of him for a long time and finally did. So, while Chief Norwood was a jackhole for giving Chris Brown the special celebrity treatment, that isn’t why he’s gone.

  16. Travis Bickel

    Chief Wiggins works in Richmond , Va?
    I thought he worked i Springfield !
    Can’t fool Chief Wiggins about doing community service – until the first taco wagon or doughnut fire occurs , then he might just frget who you are and why you are here .
    What a dumb bunny !
    Chris just has the touch !

  17. Chris Brown Jesus Hoodie
    yer mom
    Commented on this photo:

    That sweatshirt looks homemade, but I’ll bet you anything he made Rihanna iron the transfer.

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