When we last left Chris Brown, he let everyone know his current mood was screaming, “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THAT YOUNG DICK” in a woman’s face because he’s changed so much, you guys. And now here is he with a softer, more gentler side that appreciates a woman’s prerogative to not give him the pussy on the first night because it’s simply a waiting game until he’ll “smash.” Oh, and did I mention his face is swapped with Heath Ledger’s Joker the whole time? His face is swapped with Heath Ledger’s Joker the whole time.
Run, girl, he gonna keel you! Or spray you with seltzer water! RUN!