Chris Brown Just Has A Random Dead Woman Tattooed On His Neck, Everybody. Relax.

September 12th, 2012 // 56 Comments
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So yesterday, because we do everything together, The Internet and I decided to freak out over Chris Brown‘s neck tattoo which looked suspiciously like the aftermath of the last time he was in a car with Rihanna. In our defense, this seemed way more likely than Chris Brown having a fucking clue what the Day of the Dead is, so really, we’re the victims here. ABC News reports:

“His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead) and a MAC cosmetics design he saw,” Brown’s rep said. “It is not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported.”
The rep noted that the tattoo is peeling right now, making it look not like the design Brown originally intended.

Phew, glad that’s cleared up. For a minute there, I thought Chris Brown tattooed a random dead woman on his neck because that was his immediate reaction to seeing one in a make-up ad, but clearly- wait.

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  1. Oscar

    I’m a mexican and that doesn’t look like a sugar skull at all.

    • Drew

      It’s an interpretation. It’s not a typical one, that’s for sure.

      http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/ht_neck_tattoo_kb_120911_wmain.jpg

      The actual art. Given the contortions in his neck, it’s going to look funny, but you can definitely see the sugar skull inspiration and the similarities between his, and the actual art.

      Then again, I’m of the firm belief that you all need to get the fuck over Chris Brown anyway. Then again, we’re talking about a guy that constantly brings up several year old posts for ad clicks.

      • Drew, how exactly am I supposed to “get over” the idea of a manchild so far in the closet he can feel the chill of Narnia, who beat the unholy hell out of a woman and bit her face in the process, being rebranded and repackaged by our entertainment media as though he were merely the one candy bar amongst a hundred thousand who made someone sick? I was forced to watch him playing with a little girl on “Entertainment Weekly” or some such shit last night at the gym, and I’d like to not feel angry and disgusted. How does one go about that? Because I can’t get past the thought that on such an enormous scale and as an unavoidable part of everyone’s lives, such manipulation matters.

      • kimmykimkim's troll

        Um…FYI, I have my own troll now. I just think everyone should know.

      • kimmykimkim

        Fuck you, dude. Fish, you gonna expose the troll, or what?

    • Yep, that’s because it isn’t. This guy’s a jackass.

  2. It should then probably be noted that “Sugar Skulls” are meant to be placed on altars honoring the deceased. Then eaten. Presumably with one’s teeth. So for someone who is known for biting a woman while in the process of physically assaulting her, this would seem an odd choice, unless one realized the ink might well bring one a flood of publicity, and consequently money.

  3. Josh

    Ridiculous pubic hair beard is ridiculous.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Maybe it’s because I haven’t taken all my meds yet but, that headline doesn’t sound right.

  5. I would simply skin the Little SOB’s neck like Buffalo Bill for everyone free of no charge so ,”Everybody. Relax.”

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      We would have been fine if you chose to use a belt sander or a heavy-duty rasp on his neck, but go right ahead. Your approach sounds better. Will you let him die, or live? Letting him live, however long, might be nastier. Hope you’re used to the screaming he’ll do.

  6. Is it too late to pray for an infection from the tattoo… that would kill this fucknut?

  7. Smapdi

    Perhaps the good people at MAC cosmetics will sue for copyright infringement and demand the chunk of his neck where the tattoo is placed.

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    The Winchester
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    Rihanna or Not Rihanna, it still looks fuckin stupid. Why weren’t Grizz and Dot Com around to talk him out of it?

  9. Jade

    Leave Chris alone!!! He didn’t do anything wrong! Don’t judge him for beating the crap out of a female! She doesn’t have a problem with it so why should we?

    • Jade

      Btw.. that was SARCASM.. Chris Brown is a fn douche for being upset that people judge him by his actions. And I don’t even know what to say about Rihanna, but she’s livin up to that “thug life” tat she has.

  10. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to stab him in the neck.

  11. Inner Retard

    Being a self-obsessed egoist he can rest assured after pissing away all his money he will still find work as a megalomaniacal Central African dictator.

  12. kimmykimkim's troll

    I have my own troll now, everybody. Please be aware.

  13. That is not a dia de los meurtos sugar skull. Scribbes that shitty is like the equivelent of a cick getting a tramp stamp of the chinese character for respect. It’s just fucking retarded

  14. El Jefe

    I just consider everyone of his stupid tattoos a target for a sniper. This one is exceptionally good.

  15. Schmidtler

    The tattoo parlor was having a buy 1 get one free sale, and since he was already having ‘Dongs go in here’ tattooed over his anus, he figured wth, free zombie skull neck tattoo.

  16. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come on, Gary! Say ‘Wachoo talkin’ bout, Willis!’”

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    Cadillac Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    That isn’t a sugar skull, even a child could see that.

  18. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
    Cheerio
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to believe someone made a bad choice on a neck tattoo

  19. venom

    He’s slowly morphing into Dennis Rodman.

  20. Jeesh, why don’t you hire me as your researcher already, Fish.

  21. anonymoose

    Apparently he is trying to make himself as unattrractive as possible.

    His personality already achieved that. The fugly zombie tattoo is totally redundant.

  22. Hugh Evers

    This douche fist pounds his girlfriend for finding out he’s gay, and then, in an unrelated act of genius, tattoos a random beaten face on his neck. I don’t see why we have to draw conclusions.

  23. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
    Cooookie:3
    Commented on this photo:

    That blonde hair.. Is terrible.

  24. Carolyn

    Nothing would make me happier than to wake up one morning and hear that he was dead. As for Rhianna, I’m beginning to think she deserved that beating for being so fucking stupid to “hook up” with this douche again.

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    SuckerPunch
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m feeling black and blue.

    Give me a tattoo of my ex-girlfriend with half of her face fucked up. No one will notice it.

  26. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    Is that supposed to be a Catrina??? Pffffft!

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