Chris Brown Interacted With His Daughter? OH GOD NO

When we last left Chris Brown, he was suing himself for child support because apparently it’s cheaper than paying his baby mama hush money which he probably should’ve realized wasn’t going to work the second she named the kid Royalty. Except now he’s actually interacting with the child which is probably the worst goddamn thing that can happen in this situation, and my calculations included SIDS. I’m very thorough. TMZ reports:

Chris Brown’s daughter wasn’t the only female to call him “daddy” on Monday … because after spending time with his baby girl, he proceeded to hit up a local strip club.
Brown and Tyga visited V Live after their show in Houston (with an after-party in between). We’re told the duo dropped around $8,000 in cash … $5,000 of which came from Tyga.
As TMZ first reported, Brown spent time Monday with his 9-month-old daughter Royalty in his tour bus before the show.

Oh, did I not mention Chris Brown went to a strip club after seeing his infant daughter? Chris Brown went to a strip club after seeing his infant daughter. There were no survivors. — I’m fucking with you. One girl just lost a leg.

P.S. Here’s an Instagram pic of Karrueche Tran that apparently Chris Brown commented on instead of just staring at the boob and butt parts like God intended. What’s wrong with you?

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