Of Course Chris Brown’s Cheating On Rihanna
Chris Brown beat the living shit out of Rihanna and left for her dead but she still took him back, so of course, he’s going to continue cheating on her like crazy. What else is he supposed to do in this situation? Treat her with respect? WAHAHAHA! In Touch reports:
In Touch can exclusively reveal that weeks earlier he cheated on her with Sommer Gargan, a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant.
“He slept with her two different times at his recording studio,” an insider exclusively tells In Touch, on newsstand now.
After meeting through mutual friends, “They’ve been texting ever since — even when he’s been with Rihanna.”
Oh, good, he’s communicating with this woman via a phone that Rihanna might peep while sitting in the passenger seat of a car he controls the locks to. That’s not at all a sequence of events that should immediately alarm Rihanna if the inside of her head was nothing but a bear in a Team Breezy T-shirt banging cymbals together. “Beer and buttsex!” CLANG-CLANG-CLANG “Chris Brown’s cool!” CLANG-CLANG-CLANG “Hey, look a fist!” DING-DANG-DONG