Chris Brown Showed Up To Court With Rihanna

February 6th, 2013 // 24 Comments

Chris Brown was in court this afternoon for allegedly faking the community service he was ordered to do for beating the shit out of Rihanna in 2009, so naturally she came along to support him for completely ducking any and all consequences for his actions. Which had to be awesome for Chris Brown’s lawyer because there’s nothing quite like evidence of how hard your client struck a woman in the head blowing kisses in the courtroom. “What? No, she didn’t say ‘I love you’ to him. She said, uh, ‘I’ll glove you. I’ll glove you for hitting me so hard.’ She’s perfectly health- okay, we’ll pay for the CAT scans. (Why the fuck did you bring her?)

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  1. Jay

    Are we down to minutes or hours with her life in his hands?

  2. Cock Dr

    This will drag on for a while.
    And it won’t end well.

  3. His neck is so Ewww!

  4. She is just pitiful and he is just a thug in a suit.

    • karlito

      did he rip that suit off a corpse. wrinkley piece of crap he’s wearing. just like his ass is going to be when they finally throw it in jail for Bubba and boys to enjoy.

  5. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Finally some forward thinking by the law. His trial for murdering her begins before the inevitable act itself.

  6. peanut

    i have never been able to understood how people…especially celebrities who are wealthy, can just dress so sloppy.

  7. Jade

    So brave to openly mock the court system.

  8. They should have just asked the judge to marry them while they were there.

  9. SuckerPunch

    Yo judge, I got her face tattooed on my neck. Doesn’t that count for something?

  10. Rihanna Chris Brown Court
    Commented on this photo:

    “… so you see Your Honor, she still look good, so it wasn’t no crime in the first place. Plus, did I mention” *moonwalk* *toe stand* *crotch grab* “she’s still my lo-ver?”

    “The only thing you’re guilty of is bein’ too fly. Case dismizzist!”

    Oh Diary, I hope tomorrow goes good. Love,
    Chris

  11. IAmAGuest

    I say let him go. That way he’ll eventually do something so bad he goes to jail forever or gets fried.

    • If rappers today were not such pussies one of them would have shot his ass dead a long time ago. Now they just slap fight and skateboard away.

  12. Caroline

    They both look like shit.

  13. gumbypokey

    Is that jacket made of crepe paper?

  14. Karma's Bastard Child

    Is Brown aiming for Tom Hank’s role in some trashy remake of Philadelphia? He sure nailed the look.

  15. Rihanna Chris Brown Court
    dmbishop
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you ever notice that in all of these photos there is an abused partner standing behind the abuser and looking meekly at the ground?

  16. reinhard heidrich

    who are these people and how did they not get put on the train to Dachau?

  17. Herman Bumfudle

    they both work for Defjams. coincidence? and right now, jay-z needs chris to be that he’s jay-z’s boy. its a gansta move.

  18. stacy

    My first thought was damn he looks coked up. Then I saw the coke in his nose…

    They are the new Ike and Tina. How cute.

  19. Rihanna Chris Brown Court
    Wheres my hat ?
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, when did they decide to a reboot of Philadelphia ?

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