Chris Brown was in court this afternoon for allegedly faking the community service he was ordered to do for beating the shit out of Rihanna in 2009, so naturally she came along to support him for completely ducking any and all consequences for his actions. Which had to be awesome for Chris Brown’s lawyer because there’s nothing quite like evidence of how hard your client struck a woman in the head blowing kisses in the courtroom. “What? No, she didn’t say ‘I love you’ to him. She said, uh, ‘I’ll glove you. I’ll glove you for hitting me so hard.’ She’s perfectly health- okay, we’ll pay for the CAT scans. (Why the fuck did you bring her?)”
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Are we down to minutes or hours with her life in his hands?
This will drag on for a while.
And it won’t end well.
His neck is so Ewww!
She is just pitiful and he is just a thug in a suit.
did he rip that suit off a corpse. wrinkley piece of crap he’s wearing. just like his ass is going to be when they finally throw it in jail for Bubba and boys to enjoy.
Finally some forward thinking by the law. His trial for murdering her begins before the inevitable act itself.
i have never been able to understood how people…especially celebrities who are wealthy, can just dress so sloppy.
It’s a cliche line but money can’t buy class… apparently not even a stylist.
So brave to openly mock the court system.
They should have just asked the judge to marry them while they were there.
Yo judge, I got her face tattooed on my neck. Doesn’t that count for something?
“… so you see Your Honor, she still look good, so it wasn’t no crime in the first place. Plus, did I mention” *moonwalk* *toe stand* *crotch grab* “she’s still my lo-ver?”
“The only thing you’re guilty of is bein’ too fly. Case dismizzist!”
Oh Diary, I hope tomorrow goes good. Love,
Chris
If I could be bothered to sign up for real, I’d thumbs that up.
bravo!
I say let him go. That way he’ll eventually do something so bad he goes to jail forever or gets fried.
If rappers today were not such pussies one of them would have shot his ass dead a long time ago. Now they just slap fight and skateboard away.
They both look like shit.
Is that jacket made of crepe paper?
Is Brown aiming for Tom Hank’s role in some trashy remake of Philadelphia? He sure nailed the look.
Did you ever notice that in all of these photos there is an abused partner standing behind the abuser and looking meekly at the ground?
who are these people and how did they not get put on the train to Dachau?
they both work for Defjams. coincidence? and right now, jay-z needs chris to be that he’s jay-z’s boy. its a gansta move.
My first thought was damn he looks coked up. Then I saw the coke in his nose…
They are the new Ike and Tina. How cute.
Hey, when did they decide to a reboot of Philadelphia ?