Chris Brown Showed Up To Court With Rihanna

Chris Brown was in court this afternoon for allegedly faking the community service he was ordered to do for beating the shit out of Rihanna in 2009, so naturally she came along to support him for completely ducking any and all consequences for his actions. Which had to be awesome for Chris Brown’s lawyer because there’s nothing quite like evidence of how hard your client struck a woman in the head blowing kisses in the courtroom. “What? No, she didn’t say ‘I love you’ to him. She said, uh, ‘I’ll glove you. I’ll glove you for hitting me so hard.’ She’s perfectly health- okay, we’ll pay for the CAT scans. (Why the fuck did you bring her?)

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