While we’re on the subject of violent, egotistical women-beaters, apparently Chris Brown wasn’t too thrilled yesterday when MediaTakeout.com posted two new photos from the night he beat Rihanna senseless. Fortunately he knows who the real culprit is and took to Twitter to tell everybody until his publicist shat a canary and yanked it down. Via ONTD:
- It’s ironic how “somebody” put this out right around my album time! Wow! I guess that’s supposed to be a strategic chess move! Unbelievable
- The Devil is always busy!! But when u have a destiny, nothing or no one can stop what god has planned!
Ah, my favorite bullshit Christian coping mechanism: “Bringing up your past is a trick of the devil.” Yes, that’s right, Chris Brown, Jesus forgave you, so you should never have to face responsibility for your actions again, you poor thing. How dare that horned bastard do this except, fuck you, we’re talking about fictional characters. So for this alone, and I’m not even factoring in the abuse, I want those Rihanna photos to be on the cover of every single one of your albums from here on out. Not that it would stop your fanbase, of course, but it’s the thought that counts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to see what the Dark Lord has laid out for the agenda today. *reads list* “Keep being exceptionally salty this morning.” On it.
Photos: Getty
New pics? Where are they?
I hope she figured out that if shes not gonna learn to shut her mouth, she needs to learn to bob and weave better.
Also, like most guys know, if you cant beat someones ass and you WANT to talk a world of shit, dont. It will only end up like this…
hate does not drive out hate only love can do that
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/46943/mto_world_exclusive_we_got_the_uncensored_rihanna-chris_brown_abuse_pics_warning_-_very_graphic_images.html
recism is sickness unto death
Better question is Chris Brown released another album? When?
I love you
What piece of human garbage. I wish someone would beat the shit out of him.
He’s disgusting and his music sucks
his groupies aren’t even into his “performance” and i use that term lightly
oh yeah first
Is that a cop badge he’s got around his neck?
They should arrest him for impersonating an officer. Felony charge.
Everyone should remember that Rhianna did NOT want to press charges against him but was pressured into it. She was also still in a relationship with him after but was also forced to end it by her publicity team.
Ohhh!
What a bunch of bastards they are!
So you’re saying she was showing signs of battered women’s syndrome and was helped to get passed it and leave her abusive boyfriend? That’s awful…
battered women’s syndrome? Stockholm syndrome?
How did we ever survive and flourish like we did from the 1700s on without all of these concocted syndromes, pills for everything, mamby pamby excuses for being lazy, selfish, retarded, stupid etc?
I swear to God we (the USA) have become the biggest fucking pussies in the world with all of our excuses.
Amen to that.
Also Fish, some christians will say, the devil made them do it – so they don’t even take responsibility for the actions, ever!!!
nice post fish.
Chris Brown is the best!!!!!
Wow. This new “serious” thing you have going on is…pretty sexy. Marry me?
Bonus points for the “fictional characters” line.
no kidding. my favorite was the salty comment. fish has been so on it lately.
I know, right?? I’ve been a faithful Superficial reader for 4 years and his shit just keeps getting better!
Ah…. so you are aware of my penchant for gym girls?
A brutha in Mickey Mouse ears? Photobomb WIN.
Amen.
Best thing that ever happened to her career.
All of a sudden, CB channels his inner Tony Manero!
Heard in Chris Brown’s dressing room:
“Digital clock necklace… Yo… Because Flavor Flav was an analog loving bitch… You feel me?”
Doucheface.
I didn’t know Kamart workboots could be used for moonwalking. Ya learn something very day.
Chris Brown doesn’t know the difference between irony and coincidence. If that surprised, it would be ironic.
you know what Chris? i am glad they were released. because I hope a piece of SHIT like you never sells another record again. You beat the crap out of Rhianna. I hope someone beats the crap out of you.
Pariah- that is what he is now.
u know what u can do? STFU! i mean damn u act like every one is perfect. he made a mistake and he took responsibility for it. Chris still has a lot of fans and the opinions of simple-minded people like doesnt even matter so u can go to hell
You know what Robyn, you STFU. He took responsibility for it because he had no choice. But even to this day he uses the same excuses. You’re an idiot.
if he’d have just been thrown a beating by the cops like how things were 30 years ago, we might be talking more about second chances. and the people are saved all those prosecution costs etc. but it’s a more litigious society now and those damn helpers with their video recorders ruined everything. blame the ambulance chasers
This guy does not show an ounce of remoarse. It’s unbelievable! Does he have the right to have a career and be successful? Yes. Do people have the right to remind him that they haven’t forgotten that he beat a woman within inches of her life? Yes. Chris Breezy there are consequences for your actions. Don’t blame the devil.
Exactly. This guy has blamed everyone/everything but himself for beating the shit out of her. I haven’t seen much remorse out of him and he got off easy as hell for it. Everything that comes out of his mouth sounds incredibly stupid and ignorant and he’s been anything but humble (see the certificate he got that he posted all over twitter. Way to pat yourself on the back for accomplishing something that should be common sense you worthless piece of shit.) And he wonders why people won’t just move on…
her legs are fuking- ridiculously long…
Yuck. I am so over this assclown and his real clown ex girlfried.
I think what he meant to say was:
It’s ironic how “somebody” put this out right around my album time! I guess punching a woman’s face to smithereens was kind of a bad career move. Wow! I can’t believe people think I should still be sorry for that. Unbelievable
Damn Twitter and its 141 character limit.
Very well said!
“The Devil” is black code for white people, jews specifically. Michael Jackson used to pontificate, if you will, about how “The Devil” in the record companies was trying to bring him down.
^^ Right here ^^
paul lynde died?? why am i the last one to know lol
Man , What he did is over the line !
When you beat someone up that bad , you have to take a look at your own humanity . Some things done , cannot be undone
Where are you from Superficial Dude? Anywhere near Austin Texas? Cuz i wanna buy you a drink and possibly make out if your wife isn’t looking. I’m one step above hideous. One WHOLE step.
Um, didn’t she beat the shit out of him too? You raise your fist like a man, don’t cry like a bitch when you get hit back. I’m a girl, and girls are fucking mean and shady. She’s no different. Leave Chris Brown alone and get the fuck over it already.
yeah i brought that up before, but the answer seems to be men should know better no matter how much a woman pummels them
did you see pictures of the dude right after the attack? Not a scratch, so stfu. What he did to her is sick, he choked her out and he pummeled her like a punching bag. Don’t turn this into a “she asked for it” scenario. That’s not self defense, that’s overkill.
i did NOT say she deserved it. i said she provoked it. there’s a world of difference. and a grown man should know how to take control of a situation without going apeshit.
Dud, I would like to beat you like she got beat. I would love it.
Yeah and id love a dollar for every retard whos ever called me out online..
“Raise your fist like a man”. If what you’re saying is true, you know she probably just slapped his arm or something, right? I’m all for equal rights too, but you have to be reasonable. IF she did hit him, she did it knowing that she wouldn’t hurt him in the slightest. He hit her, knowing how badly she would be injured.
Mandy i get all that trust me, but in the heat of the moment i can see how someone who’s not trained to deal with being hit in *any* manner would lash back. my point was it wasn’t all chris brown. there’s a reason that her just touching him with one finger is considered battery under the law, cos sparks fly fast.
wahhhhhhhh…punch someone, expect to get hit back regardless of sex, race, religion etc. Live and learn.
slapped his arm HAH…most hood rat bitches I know fight worse than men, so alls fair in love and war, especially in the hood. She KNEW this and still couldnt muster up enough brainpower to STFU to avoid this.
Most women want to play this card so that you can keep running your mouths and not have to pay the price. Looks like “Game Over” to me.
Chris Brown…Stayin’ Alive!
I pretty much love you for your stance on Chris Brown alone.
“The Devil” has a capital D while “god” is left in lower case. Interesting observation, that’s all.
Ugh, this guy drives me insane. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t even like Rihanna. But what he did was unacceptable. He’s lucky he got off with community service. Any other person would have received a much harsher sentence. He needs to shut up and deal with it. People are going to talk about this for the rest of his career. Is he going to keep blaming someone else? I get that it sucks for him to have it brought up all the time, but it’s nothing compared to what he did to Rihanna (and I don’t even want to think about the implications on his stupid fans who look up to him and think he can do no wrong). Seriously. This guy just irks me. He did a horrible thing and thinks everyone else is terrible when they talk about it. Get over yourself.
I like Rihanna. Baby’s got back and that’s always good.
He capitalized Devil but not god.
Yeah, Fish, what kind of Christian capitalizes “Devil” but not “god”? This guy obviously bears the mark of Cain and will come like a thief in the night to devour your liver, eh, soul. Don’t believe a word this demon-lover says, man. He’s trying to seduce you.
Whoever wrote this article needs some serious prayer. Chris Brown will be fine.
There’s no god you stupid illogical fuck, shut your mouth and go back to watching reality TV.
Where is our resident reverse racist Urine Nation?
What if Satan IS a part of God’s plan? What then Mr. Oh-So-Sure-of-Himself?
I want to lick the salt off of you.
Well said, Superficial. This guy is slime and should be in jail, not tweeting self-pity.
Who cares? The only question that hasn’t been answered yet is, “did she deserve it?” Going on her behavior as of late, I’m leaning towards YES. She wanted to fight then boo hoos when she gets her but whipped. Fact of the matter is, nobody is above an ass whippin.
when can we all start calling talk like this, “…when u have a destiny, nothing or no one can stop what god has planned…” what it really is – which is mental illness?
“Keep being exceptionally salty this morning.”
Yes please Fish!
Somebody please beat Chris Brown with a dictionary until he learns how to use the word ‘ironic’ correctly.
Dear Chris,
The way you treat women bums me out…and people think I’M a dick.
Sincerely,
The Devil
Literally LOL. Nice one
I have it under authority that Jesus is really not that into R&B…maybe some of the old-school stuff….
upvoted for shameless tirade against Christian beliefs
love this pic cos not only a great booty shot but you can only see a tiny hint of tardtoos
If this boner really believed in God he would have capitalized his name instead of the devils. Some people are so diluted it makes me wanna grow snakes from my nipples and eat children.
There’s always something wrong with baby-faced men….
UR FUCKEN STUPID RIHANNA DID SELL HER.SOUL TO THE DEVIL LOOK UP SELLING YOUR SOUL OF MONEY AND FAME THE ILLUMNIATI IS BEHIND EVERYTHING YOU RETARDED PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THERE ARE SUBLIMINAL S EVERYWHERE YOU STUPID IDIOTS OPEN UR EYES MAYBE HE DID HIT HER OR LIKE HE SAID HE.WAS GOING TO CONFESS A SECRET ABOUT RIHANNA LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON WAS THAT’S WHY HE WAS KILLED THE ILLUMINATI FRAME YOU THEY COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HIT HER OR YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG AND DUMBASSS LIKE U WILL BELIEVE IT
SImma Down now Kunta…else youll be shackled by ignorance again.
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Ya some dumbass on this site, after 2 years these pic come out, he’s a monster, he should die, 2 years ago come on ya some dumb mofo, charile sheen in her beaten woman, threating his daughter, doing cock, and have sex with hooker but no care about that, ya racist screw white ppl
The devil is u u dumb gringo Not satan!