Like It Never Even Happened

Despite spending his morning smashing a window at ABC Studios after being asked a series of questions he approved in advance, here’s Chris Brown waltzing around New York City this afternoon like nothing even happened. Which makes sense considering this is a guy who went on national television and said the following words about beating a woman:

It’s not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I’m past that in my life. I think today’s the album day so that’s what I’m focused on. Everybody go get that album.”

Of course, the truly amazing thing about these photos is he’s not smiling and holding his fists up to windows while making them talk like Rihanna. “Hold up, hold up. Watch this: ‘Don’tchoo go punchin’ me in the pane, mon. I’ll put that bad huju voodoo on you with me island words.’ Haha! She really talks like that. Our sex life was like Cool Runnings.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News