Like It Never Even Happened

March 22nd, 2011 // 52 Comments

Despite spending his morning smashing a window at ABC Studios after being asked a series of questions he approved in advance, here’s Chris Brown waltzing around New York City this afternoon like nothing even happened. Which makes sense considering this is a guy who went on national television and said the following words about beating a woman:

It’s not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I’m past that in my life. I think today’s the album day so that’s what I’m focused on. Everybody go get that album.”

Of course, the truly amazing thing about these photos is he’s not smiling and holding his fists up to windows while making them talk like Rihanna. “Hold up, hold up. Watch this: ‘Don’tchoo go punchin’ me in the pane, mon. I’ll put that bad huju voodoo on you with me island words.’ Haha! She really talks like that. Our sex life was like Cool Runnings.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Skillette

    He’s like, “who, me.”.

  2. GrandDragon

    He’s on the streets looking for Paris Hilton so he can teach her a lesson.

  3. Anderson

    One word: DOUCHE!!! Go the hell away already Chris. You nor your music are wanted anymore.

    • I’d like to see him in the media more.

      At some point he’s going to pull a childish stunt in front of the wrong guy and he’s going to get his ass kicked on live TV.

      Until that happens, more Chris Brown.

      After that happens I hope he gets a job cleaning Paris Hilton’s shithouse.

      • You know who I’d really like to see kick his ass? Suge Knight. There’s a man that’d teach Chris Brown a whole new definition of “violent outburst.” Plus it’d be fun to watch Brown being hung from his ankles off a balcony.

    • Oh Really Now

      I think he and Charlie Sheen should star in a new reality show together. And im thinking they both must be repressed gays. I mean who acts like this?

  4. Live would be so much better if this guy stabbed himself in the head with a tractor trailer.

  5. Levi

    In all fairness, the american public is so retarded this might actually work. “What is this glass you speak of?”

  6. Eric

    I have no idea why people continue to fawn over these spoiled ghetto jag-offs. Anybody else who did this would be in jail.

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Even if I didn’t know that was Chris Brown, I would think this guy was a douchebag. Fucking hipsters.

  8. Deacon Jones

    That hipster Asian chick behind him has a knot on her forehead…

    COINCIDENCE?!?!

    DUN DUN DUNNNN……

  9. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    All publicity is good publicity?
    Fish do you get a taste of some of the proceeds of his album?
    This has been a bit much.
    When does his next album come out pal?

    • Agreed, that chair got him a FUCKLOAD of free press (example, four posts here in one day)

      Meanwhile GMA not only didn’t press for charges, but invited him back already.
      Stinks on ice if you ask me…

  10. Crabby Old Guy

    URKEL!

  11. Reg

    Wow, Urkel looks like shit with blonde hair.

  12. Music aside…chick punching aside…forget everything else you know about Chris Brown; the guy dresses like a complete douche, it’s enough to make me wish a painful beating on it’s own.

  13. Hurp

    Pretty sure Fish is the only guy in the world that expects people to sit for years on end lamenting their poor decisions rather than just continuing on with their business. When you do stupid things, do you sit around with your thumb in your ass saying sorry?

    You’ve garnered so many page views over the years from being witty and/or funny, not posting the same tired and obvious shit 5 times a day. What happened to that guy? Bring him back.

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    itiswhatitis
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you superficial motherfucker and fuck chris brown too

  15. Hellisforsissies

    Wow, Today has truly been a “Winning” kind of a day for the Fish. Double Chris Brown posts, Charlie Sheen and Justin “The Canadian Messiah” Bieber all on the same day. Too bad JWoww had come along and ruin his “Tribute to Bromance” theme for the day!

  16. Dan

    I would like Chris Brown to go toe to toe with Charlie Sheen – I bet Charlie would make him cry.

  17. Jennyjenjen

    I see he found his shirt. Along with his spectacles designed to make him look like an unassuming reader of fine books.

  18. “It’s not really a big deal to me now”
    Actually, at no point in the last 2 years has it been a big deal to this douche.
    No repentance. No remorse. No contrition. Nothing. He just blows it off and doesn’t care. Yet he wonders WHY we hate him so much?

    Welcome to the world of a full blown narcissist.

  19. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Typical ghetto behavior.

  20. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Ok, I think everybody needs to go get a life. He did something bad. Haven’t we all? I bet some of you have done worse things in your lives. So maybe it’s fucking time to get off your high horses and let the Rihanna shit go. I bet the bitch deserved it anyways, but that’s beside the point. I am a woman and I find it ridiculous how a man who raises a hand at a woman is immediately portrayed as a savage. Mind you, I am not talking about chronic women abusers, I am talking about a guy who snaped and punched a woman. Meanwhile, a bitch can say or do whatever the hell she wants and get away with crap for which a guy would be punched into the ground. I thought we wanted equality and shit? Well, maybe it’s time to stop playing the “You can’t raise your hand at me cause I have a vagina” card.

  21. Hollywood Big Shot

    I certainly am glad he took the anger management class. That prevented him from acting violently when subjected to the smallest of provocation. I know that the little people cannot understand how it is OK for Chris to act out when agitated but it would not be for ” non – talent “

  22. I’m hating myself for pointing it out, but those are some sweet shoes.

  23. Douchey McDouchealot

    I think I figured out what the glasses are for – it’s like his Clark Kent / Superman disguise, only with Chris Brown, without the glasses he’s super douche, capable of throwing tantrums and beating up girls, and without the glasses, well that just means he’s up for some gay ass sex. Cuz Chris Brown is into gay ass sex.

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    JessicaMarie
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks like such a dick. i hope some new yorker punches him in the face today.

  25. Wait, this isn’t on of those Urkel/Stefan situations, is it?

  26. Tuppy

    A very convincing way to prove he isn’t a violent narcissist with zero impulse control – flip out over a non-issue and start breaking other people’s stuff. Well played.

  27. I was punching women BEFORE it was a big deal

    Holy crap look at him he’s officially gone hipster.

  28. Robin Roberts knew better than not to do that. But I guess since her old slave master boss demanded her to she had no choice but to be Uncle Tom and ended up breaking the kid down.

    Chris Brown and Rihanna really are meant for each other. Both attention-seeking whores that want to swing punches and then play the victim when things don’t go their way.

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    Commented on this photo:

    If he makes what I make in 10 years-in 2 days, he should definitely be dressed better than that.

  30. bitingontinfoil

    UBERDOUCHE! If he *did* break the window – he should be charged to the max! The glass rained down on times square – gives a whole new meaning to “makin’ in rain”

  31. bitingontinfoil

    ..that being said…FINALLY a pic where he’s not grabbing his….pencil.

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    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Big Boy’s pissed — someone just texted to let Chris Brown know there’s glory holes at the bus terminal.

  33. You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?! Women are okay.

  34. wrecked 'em

    “My relaxed straining order love will reign down upon you, like pummeling fists in furious fashion, it sprays hot, showering you in glass with a violent cutting passion, overflowing into the streets of busy Manhattan, innocents caught in the crossfire, you’re a victim of my burning, chair throwing, love ire…”

    partial lyrics from Chris Brown’s – Angry Love (ode to Rihanna)

  35. tiffini

    What Kind of guy beat’s up a gril and says is “no big deal” .

    Granted hes talent but who isnt??????

  36. Chase

    Why Is This Monster Still Alive. Chris Who? Chris “Fist of Fury” Brown the Lunatic who beat UP A WOMAN and not just a woman but a singer. This guy needs help! And by help I mean kill him self! Because hes fat

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