‘Chocolate Rain’ kid wins YouTube awards

Tay Zonday the creator of the Internet smash hit “Chocolate Rain” (above) won the YouTube award for Best Music Video of 2007. If you haven’t seen the video, you probably have way more sex than I do. Therefore I hate you. The AP reports:

“It’s the new Emmys,” Zonday, 25, said of the video-sharing site’s awards in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. “It’s the next Oscars. The next People’s Choice Awards. It’ll be interesting to see what happens five years, 10 years (from now).”

The next Oscars, Tay? Reel it in there, Interweb singer. That being said, your art has inspired me to write my own version. I present “Chocolate Rain: The Superficial 2 Xtreme Version Remix Jam for the Children”:

Chocolate Rain,
Makes me write about my laser wang.
Chocolate Rain,
If it were real, I’d carry a cup outside.
Chocolate Rain,
Makes girls in bikinis drive the tanks all day.
Chocolate Rain,
Is this song about black dudes peeing?
Chocolate Rain,
If so, where is Kim Kardashian?
Chocolate Rain,
I should really wrap this up soon.
Chocolate Rain,
Holy crap, I want a sandwich.
Chocolate Rain,
Preferably with the mustard all spicy and brown.
Chocolate Rain,
I love to run a joke into the ground.
Chocolate Rain,
Hold on, I think I can squeeze out one more verse.
Chocolate Rain,
Never mind, I’m going to get my Subway on.

USA!