Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent Gallo a graphic BJ in The Brown Bunny. If you try not to think about it at all, it makes perfect sense. Trust me, I’ve been in a relationship or two(hundred). I know how these things work.
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kolp | September 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Great actress, not very sexy.
sixpack | September 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm
…who?? Looks like two average Jews going to a Bar Mitzvah @ the Pierre Hotel.
cc | September 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Well at least he knows a-head of time that she likes to give blowjobs. That’s important.
asfawe | September 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm
meh.
Jon | September 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
You just gave the best publicity The Brown Bunny has probably ever seen. Any straight male who’s never seen that movie, after reading this post, just added the movie to their uTorrent downloads list.
hacksaw | September 23, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I’d hit it.
Nameless | September 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
She is plain as hell for an actress. I guess bjs and swallowing on film ups her hotness level a little.
sin | September 23, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Nice to know that the woman you date can give good blow jobs.
The Critic | September 23, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Chloe is a sexy lady and an amazing actr…BWAHAHAH..I couldn’t even finish that line with a straight face.
Yeah, She gives head, Graphic head.
Randal | September 23, 2009 at 3:49 pm
GGrrrowl Chloe! I’m so digging the dotted dress on you as it accents your many sharp curves. It’s always great to see new upcoming blood in the industry do well, not only in movies but in love.
Randal
Max Planck | September 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Oh Randal, why don’t you just have her baby and get it over with!
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
She swallowed in the movie? I thought she just allowed him to splooge on her face/mouth.
Crusty | September 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
OK, I went to watch the graphic BJ and guess what? It IS pretty graphic!! For once, truth in advertising has not disappointed. Nice swallowing also – watch the cheeks suck in and out – good job!!
Bert | September 23, 2009 at 4:19 pm
In pic 4 her armpit looks like B. Spears vagina.
Randal(l) | September 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm
UURRRRGH Chloe you stupid slut! that dotted dress does well to disguise your sloppy titties. It’s been 15 years since Kids and all you have to show for the past 15 years is that you blew a guy on film and you get to bang Nick Andopolis…(which, truth be told, is pretty sweet.)
Randal(l)
sierra | September 23, 2009 at 5:08 pm
aw jason seems like a sweet guy.
Crabby Old Guy | September 23, 2009 at 6:04 pm
That girl can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And that’s the number one quality to look for in a date…a waitress…a Sunday School teacher…
Sickitten | September 23, 2009 at 6:10 pm
She actually got her foot in the door because some lame writer of a magazine thought she was the schizzle.
http://sickitten.com/2008/11/18/who-let-this-one-in.aspx
Ugh!
Hawkeye Love | September 23, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Wow, I call that bj scene throwing yourself into your work. Holy $hit when she read the script and it detailed the scene of taking ‘dick in mouth’ and she saw no fluffer double, I wonder what she was thinking?
Mormon girls are easier than I thought.
Yooarel.com | September 23, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Two of the ugliest people in show biz pair up to have a go. Fancy that.
isitin | September 23, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Lets try this again, click it now.
desiree | September 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT THE REDHEAD BEHIND THEM IS BLAKE LIVELY’S SISTER, ROBIN LIVELY??? FROM THE TEENAGE WITCH MOVIE!!?!?
KRS-One | September 23, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Lucky bitch.
blame it on ROUGH DADDY | September 23, 2009 at 8:14 pm
For the obvious reason they both cancel each other out…
BOo | September 23, 2009 at 8:22 pm
She gives amazing head.
RLM | September 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm
This is breaking my heart. She is vile, and he is awesome — why is he doing this?
ppl | September 23, 2009 at 9:35 pm
wow, they’re uglies…need to be in radio not tv
Hilarious! | September 23, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Sorry, but she sucked a cock on camera. Her stock is WAYYYYYY up with me.
UGGS | September 24, 2009 at 3:34 am
take this ugg now
ugg | September 24, 2009 at 3:35 am
take this ugg for a change?
Jammy | September 24, 2009 at 9:48 am
Yay! Next time he gets a blowjob it’ll be ART.
mafme | September 24, 2009 at 9:56 am
I started recognizing her as someone when Big Love started up on HBO. I didn’t think she was very attractive at first, but slowly she’s become really, really sexy in my eyes… not sure what’s up with that. She’s one of those people who just has some intangible qualities– maybe she’s able to exude the appearance of strength or something. I don’t know… anyway… whatever. To each his own.
Galtacticus | September 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
You can tell they’re very happy together! Are they going to get married this weekend?!
Pickens | September 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Andre the Giant, get out of the shot!
Aimee Davison | September 24, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I love her. She is gorgeous for so many reasons, including her personal style. The match makes 100% sense. I wish them well.
BLEURGH! | September 25, 2009 at 6:13 am
She’s an unfortunate looking, overly pretentious, herpes-ridden bicycle. Every aspiring hipster has had a ride on her at some point. Hit it and quit it, Jason.
Jonathan | September 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@22:
YES! TOTALLY. I saw that picture and noticed her before BJ queen and hilarious guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Didn’t realize she was related to Blake Lively. Man, I need to go rent Teenage Witch for my kids now.
Jack | September 27, 2009 at 1:07 pm
TOTALLY!
Lewis | October 6, 2009 at 7:23 am
Chloe Sevigny and Jason Segel Heavy Petting Papz Video
http://www.freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Chloe_Sevigny_and_Jason_Segel_Heavy_Petting
jimmyhd | October 15, 2009 at 7:08 am
The eyes are charming.