Chloe Sevigny & Jason Segel are dating

September 23rd, 2009 // 40 Comments

Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent Gallo a graphic BJ in The Brown Bunny. If you try not to think about it at all, it makes perfect sense. Trust me, I’ve been in a relationship or two(hundred). I know how these things work.

Photos: Getty

  1. kolp

    Great actress, not very sexy.

  2. sixpack

    …who?? Looks like two average Jews going to a Bar Mitzvah @ the Pierre Hotel.

  3. cc

    Well at least he knows a-head of time that she likes to give blowjobs. That’s important.

  4. asfawe


  5. Jon

    You just gave the best publicity The Brown Bunny has probably ever seen. Any straight male who’s never seen that movie, after reading this post, just added the movie to their uTorrent downloads list.

  6. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  7. Nameless

    She is plain as hell for an actress. I guess bjs and swallowing on film ups her hotness level a little.

  8. sin

    Nice to know that the woman you date can give good blow jobs.

  9. The Critic

    Chloe is a sexy lady and an amazing actr…BWAHAHAH..I couldn’t even finish that line with a straight face.

    Yeah, She gives head, Graphic head.

  10. Randal

    GGrrrowl Chloe! I’m so digging the dotted dress on you as it accents your many sharp curves. It’s always great to see new upcoming blood in the industry do well, not only in movies but in love.


  11. Max Planck

    Oh Randal, why don’t you just have her baby and get it over with!

  12. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She swallowed in the movie? I thought she just allowed him to splooge on her face/mouth.

  13. Crusty

    OK, I went to watch the graphic BJ and guess what? It IS pretty graphic!! For once, truth in advertising has not disappointed. Nice swallowing also – watch the cheeks suck in and out – good job!!

  14. Bert

    In pic 4 her armpit looks like B. Spears vagina.

  15. Randal(l)

    UURRRRGH Chloe you stupid slut! that dotted dress does well to disguise your sloppy titties. It’s been 15 years since Kids and all you have to show for the past 15 years is that you blew a guy on film and you get to bang Nick Andopolis…(which, truth be told, is pretty sweet.)


  16. sierra

    aw jason seems like a sweet guy.

  17. Crabby Old Guy

    That girl can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And that’s the number one quality to look for in a date…a waitress…a Sunday School teacher…

  18. She actually got her foot in the door because some lame writer of a magazine thought she was the schizzle.


  19. Hawkeye Love

    Wow, I call that bj scene throwing yourself into your work. Holy $hit when she read the script and it detailed the scene of taking ‘dick in mouth’ and she saw no fluffer double, I wonder what she was thinking?

    Mormon girls are easier than I thought.

  20. Two of the ugliest people in show biz pair up to have a go. Fancy that.

  21. Lets try this again, click it now.

  22. desiree


  23. KRS-One

    Lucky bitch.

  24. blame it on ROUGH DADDY

    For the obvious reason they both cancel each other out…

  25. BOo

    She gives amazing head.

  26. RLM

    This is breaking my heart. She is vile, and he is awesome — why is he doing this?

  27. ppl

    wow, they’re uglies…need to be in radio not tv

  28. Hilarious!

    Sorry, but she sucked a cock on camera. Her stock is WAYYYYYY up with me.

  29. take this ugg now

  30. ugg

    take this ugg for a change?

  31. Jammy

    Yay! Next time he gets a blowjob it’ll be ART.

  32. mafme

    I started recognizing her as someone when Big Love started up on HBO. I didn’t think she was very attractive at first, but slowly she’s become really, really sexy in my eyes… not sure what’s up with that. She’s one of those people who just has some intangible qualities– maybe she’s able to exude the appearance of strength or something. I don’t know… anyway… whatever. To each his own.

  33. Galtacticus

    You can tell they’re very happy together! Are they going to get married this weekend?!

  34. Pickens

    Andre the Giant, get out of the shot!

  35. I love her. She is gorgeous for so many reasons, including her personal style. The match makes 100% sense. I wish them well.

  36. BLEURGH!

    She’s an unfortunate looking, overly pretentious, herpes-ridden bicycle. Every aspiring hipster has had a ride on her at some point. Hit it and quit it, Jason.

  37. @22:
    YES! TOTALLY. I saw that picture and noticed her before BJ queen and hilarious guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Didn’t realize she was related to Blake Lively. Man, I need to go rent Teenage Witch for my kids now.

  38. The eyes are charming.

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