Chloe Sevigny in a bikini

November 16th, 2008 // 47 Comments

For those of you wondering what Big Love actress Chloe Sevigny looks like when she’s not buried under 50 layers of Mormon, here she is at Miami beach yesterday wearing a bikini. Which begs the question: How can one man have all the answers to life’s deepest questions? Magic.

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  1. biia

    FIRSSSSSTTT!! I hope. she has a pretty boddy!

  2. Good body on that plain brown bunny!!!!

  3. Yargarble

    Yuck.

  4. combustion8

    she be a dike!!!

  5. Danklin24

    Hmmm not too shabby. But she’s definitely a butter-face.

  6. she may be a dog,,,shes probably a superb fuck!!!

  7. Charlotte Powers

    Everyone posting after me sucks on Barack Obama’s long skinny mulatto Jihad penis

  8. Sasha

    Ugh, yet another person misusing “begs the question” trying to spice up their writing with phrases that sound smart, but that don’t mean what the moron thinks they mean.

    You just end up sounding even stupider than if you just wrote your IQ level instead of trying the fake intellectualism. Learn what “begs the question” means before you use it again, ok?

  9. Frenchfry Jones

    Chloe giving BJ in ‘Brown Bunny’:
    http://celebvids.blog.hu/2008/10/07/the_brown_bunny_2003

  10. I can’t help but imagine what a petri dish swirling with Vincent’s diseases her crotch must be

  11. fancy

    I love how her bikini bottom fits, it kinda looks like its getting tugged off her, oddly enough very flattering and suggestive

    who knew she’d have nice abs, yummy

    and… @7 … In my dreams , let me know if you can hook me up with that I’d sooo show some love of country for that beautiful man :)

  12. tromba

    “Raises the question” is the correct phrase. “Begs (or begging) the question” is something completely different.

  13. She looks like she’s sucking in her gut in the first pic. Not enough butt to hold up her bottoms, either.

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  15. Realist

    Face isn’t THAT bad. Not good. but she’s wearing no makeup and just got out of the water. Anyway, nice body. And pussy don’t have no face.

  16. No it's not

    I saw her give a blowie once…that was cool.

  17. mike

    I’ve got Big Love….in my pants!!! Love pit #7 with that little butt crack tease….my tongue would fit quite nicely, thank you very much!

  18. dork

    DAMN. Didn’t anyone tell her she’s supposed to run around topless on Miami Beach? Which one of you idiots aren’t doing your job?

  19. Jebus

    Hey it’s barfin’ arfin’! Yay!

  20. Fish Fry

    Begs the question ? Raises the question. Idiots.

  21. WTF

    @8, 12, 21.

    Way to take time off from cutting yourselves to play junior editors for Fish. Was the Poetry Jam canceled tonight?

    Nice ass on Chloe btw.

  22. assgrabber

    Wait a minute, other people read the posts?

  23. Duh

    **but that don’t mean what the moron thinks they mean.**

    Yeahhh, so what point are you making about morons? Pot says what??

  24. allegedly...

    Now I don’t want to be a jerk, but a reliable source tells me that Chloe Sevigny has pretty bad case herpes.

    And by ‘a pretty reliable source’ I mean all of New York City.

    Also, Parker Posey implies it in an interview about Sevigny being the ‘new’ PP.

  25. mar

    “raises the question” is the correct form…

    make a note of that fish, ok? or i will no longer visit this site.

  26. alice

    i kill to have her body

  27. Until seeing this photo, I probably would have bet money that Chloe Sevigny didn’t actually have a body and was made entirely of cable knit, pashmina, and animal print.

  28. Which Post?
    Nov 11 2008Jennifer Aniston calls Angelina Jolie ‘uncool’ (GASP!)

    What was Posted?
    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

  29. You need to get off your mom’s teet

    This is Superficial.com.. remember?
    If he wants to say
    “iT b Begz A KwEshToN ” More power to him!!!

    GO FISH!!

  30. Balls McCoy

    @23 Never!

  31. notbad

    the face is AWFUL. but she has a GORGEOUS shape…nice and curvy but trim. and to who ever said she doesn’t have enough ass to keep her bottoms on: sorry you have been looking at kim k’s giant mess behind her, but this girl as a perfect little bottom. the shot from behind…that curve of her hip…lovely. and from the side? i see just enough roundness.

  32. Good. She is very beauty. I love Chloe Sevigny

  33. FootBoy

    Beautiful sandy feet in pix 12! I’d love to rinse them off then lick them clean while fist pumping myself. Yum!

  34. Parker

    For some reason when I see this girl I can think only of bending her over and buttfucking her till she craps herself. Then washing her off and doing it again. She’s very average looking though so maybe it’s got something to do with not having to look at her face while I’m porking her butt which is quite fine looking.

  35. Jammy

    Feel free to ejaculate into her mouth!

  36. Chauncey Gardner

    Am I the only person who thinks she looks just like Jaye Davidson from the fucking CRYING GAME? She’s probably had an equal number of dicks in her face, too.

  37. sexybrains

    Why do ugly girls always get the good bodies? I guess it’s god’s way of trying to level out the playing field…?

  38. luv_trentr

    ugly? ok then..

    i would spend hours with those two.
    well i’d probably last ten mins!

  39. Rabbit

    WTF! Is that a dick she’s packing in pic #1?

  40. Shane

    What the hell man? Of course she only looks so so – she’s standing beside THE Lesley Arfin. Hotness without the herpes.

  41. Sprmcandy

    Pretty pretty pretty …

  42. AJa

    Hey number 8 – Sasha – You just messed up your entire argument by saying the word ‘ stupider’

    DUH

  43. Al N

    YUMMY!!!!!

  44. missdk

    Not much on the front but she has a beautiful backside.

  45. Beejoo

    Who’s the other chick? Dude, I want to enhance my schlong using SCIENCE and then put it up the other girl’s ass, thread it through her bowels and out her mouth, go down Chloe’s throat, through her GI tract, out her ass and then fuck the other chick. Aw yeah…

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