Chloë Sevigny Doesn’t Love Jennifer Lawrence?! BURN HER

There’s been a considerable amount of Jennifer Lawrence blowback lately. Mostly of the bullshit variety because she didn’t fellate 4chan and reddit for spamming her naked labia to all four of sexless corners of the Internet, but also of the legitimate variety because maybe her shtick is getting kind of old. Which brings us to Chloë Sevigny’s interview with V Magazine which is a pretentious menagerie of self-importance that would make Gwyneth Paltrow secrete into her Croatian natural lubrication slingcase if she read anything but the inside of the Ark of the Covenant using a gluten-free monocle:

Nowadays, you can’t be an actor without having a big personality to match. You were a prototype for that.
CS So much is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or fuck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show. I understand that star quality, how much value that carries. I love when a movie star is a great movie star. I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass.

So who does Chloë Sevigny think isn’t crass? Terry Richardson. Yup.

You still work with Terry, right?
CS Yeah. I love him. That whole controversy is mired in… yeah.

Yeah, as in, yeah, he jerks off on unsuspecting models’ faces? Or, yeah, as in, yeah, he’s the real victim here, and you’re White Phylicia Rashad? This is why I hate actors. Use your big people words!

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