Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini
With the final season of Big Love set to premiere this month, Chloe Sevigny conveniently appeared all over Miami in a bikini this weekend which I’m going to assume has something to do with her publicly, yet accurately, shitting all over the last season. That said, would it have killed Amanda Seyfried to get out there, too? I’m not saying they had to run around openly caressing each others bare breasts the way I like, but Black Swan’s probably going to get an Oscar and I don’t think one person can tell you what it’s actually about. (Ballet, I want to say?) You do the math.