Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini

January 3rd, 2011 // 75 Comments

With the final season of Big Love set to premiere this month, Chloe Sevigny conveniently appeared all over Miami in a bikini this weekend which I’m going to assume has something to do with her publicly, yet accurately, shitting all over the last season. That said, would it have killed Amanda Seyfried to get out there, too? I’m not saying they had to run around openly caressing each others bare breasts the way I like, but Black Swan‘s probably going to get an Oscar and I don’t think one person can tell you what it’s actually about. (Ballet, I want to say?) You do the math.

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Mavrix


  1. The closer you get the more it falls apart.
    This is absolutely her best side.

  2. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Nice Dumper. But she’s a 2-bagger.

  3. GravyLeg

    That ass scar has to have a story behind it…

  4. Mortimer Duke

    I always loved her, now I love her more that I know she has some buns!

  5. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    I remember wanting to rail the shit out of her when I first saw Palmetto way back when…

    Not so much anymore. Not a terrible ass though, I guess.

  6. ts

    Its hard to get past that terrible mug.

  7. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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  8. hellokittylover

    I would cry everyday if I was her size..she needs to lose some weight and her butt is huge-ridiculously huge.

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    Wally Gatorade
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    I think this is one of the sexiest bitches on the planet. Nice body, an “always ready” kind of a vibe, and she cleans up really well.

    Of course, I’m not a squealing homosexual nelly like some other people who comment here.

    • Drew

      Straight guys that claim things like this are “sexy bitches” probably just have incredibly low standards.

      Grats on not being gay though.

      • Commando Keri

        or they dont have superficially high ones from looking at made-up pornstars 24/7 with no hope of someday having a human girlfriend to have sex with.

        Ugh your poor dog/ guinea pig. Better use duct tape loser.

  10. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    FIsh wants me to do what with Amanda Segfried? Dammit, the things I must do for the art!

  11. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  12. olle

    Blow job queen 4ever.

  13. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Pervy pool boy says, “I’m gonna bite it.”

  14. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Why is DJ Vin Diesel photobombing?

  15. Deacon Jones

    Looks like someone was getting a lil’ too comfy filming in a pilgrim dress

  16. Her towel has more of a tan.

  17. fish merkin

    You know she is an insatiable tigress in bed, take charge kinda girl.Me likey.

  18. ChinoLatino

    Gives GREAT HEAD!

  19. Crabby Old Guy

    Chloe has the perpetual “Get out of Jail Free” card for her on screen blowjob scene in “The Brown Bunny”.

  20. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Oh, yeah, her, I didn’t recognize her without Vincent Gallo’s dick in her mouth.

  21. I’ve loved her since “The Last Days of Disco”. She’s AWESOME!!! She even looks great in “prairie garb” :)

  22. Gando

    *Grabs reading glasses* Oh is it that!

  23. lightdragon

    It’s the attack of the Blonde Bunny

  24. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Very nice.

  25. Rhialto

    Hmm, that looks quite acceptable to me!

  26. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Is that pale Kirsten Dunst in pic 4?

  27. Sugar

    I like her body. Her face isn’t great but it’s still better than Jennifer Love Hugetits

  28. krutboo

    meh, she is all kinds of wrong

  29. datroof

    Her body always seemed kind of awkwardly shaped. Feminine, but somehow something seems a bit off. Her hips start off really round and pronounced, then kind of square off.

    She does take care of herself though. Nice and toned looking. Maybe her bewbs are fake, but if so at least she was smart enough to get reasonably-sized ones.

    And most of all, she looks like someone who likes all kinds of good sex. Everything from slow-and-intense to a three-ring-circus.

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    Hugh Johnson
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    Yes, please.
    I’d pound her into a fine red dust, and then snort the dust.

  31. dj


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    Foaming Solvent
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    Can’t see her picture or name without thinking “Brown Bunny.”

  33. Nice body, horrible mug. One of those faces that, as you are driving down the street you see this hot ass walking along the sidewalk, you look to see her face and … you die a little inside …

  34. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    One beekeenee con queso, comeeng right opp….

  35. yes pls

    speaking of ‘big love’…

  36. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    her body is natural and sooo hot!!

  37. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Baron Bleeke
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    Kurt Cobain Lives!!!

  38. mcfeely smackup

    How does someone go from doing hardcore pornography to playing a mormon?

    I mean…hell, talk about acting range!

  39. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    Pix r almost as epic as the movie Brown bunny scene was =)

  40. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    She’s still hot.

  41. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    and you, you ‘re being a dick every day, and yet, no one ever recognize you.
    that’s sad.

  42. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    ahah I choked hahah

  43. Veronica

    She’s poxed

  44. “Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini”

    Hey! That RHYMES…

  45. josh

    Fucking hipster.

  46. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    I enjoy pineapple with my cottage cheese.

  47. Snoopy

    Ugly swimwear.

    Back rise is too high for her type of ass.

    • LEB

      And it’s at least one size too small. She has a nice figure, but even good figures can be ruined by poor clothing choices.

  48. Diarrheality

    Black man’s dream.
    White man’s burden.

  49. Perfect imperfection.

  50. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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    i like my muffin tops made with egg whites

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