Chloe Grace Moretz Is In A Bikini
So remember when Chloe Grace Moretz was the adorable little girl who shot the shit out of everybody in Kick-Ass? And remember when you thought she was in Little Miss Sunshine except that’s actually Abigail Breslin and you froze in horror because how many clones has Hollywood made, and how soon before they start replacing humans? Well, here’s Chloe in a bikini because she’s the same age as Ireland Baldwin was when we started showing her swimsuit butthole. Think of it as a beautiful rite of passage. Like going to prom but without getting dry-humped in a Ford Focus your date’s mom needs for work in the morning. Clearly this is much better.