Chloe Grace Moretz Is In A Bikini

August 4th, 2014 // 32 Comments

So remember when Chloe Grace Moretz was the adorable little girl who shot the shit out of everybody in Kick-Ass? And remember when you thought she was in Little Miss Sunshine except that’s actually Abigail Breslin and you froze in horror because how many clones has Hollywood made, and how soon before they start replacing humans? Well, here’s Chloe in a bikini because she’s the same age as Ireland Baldwin was when we started showing her swimsuit butthole. Think of it as a beautiful rite of passage. Like going to prom but without getting dry-humped in a Ford Focus your date’s mom needs for work in the morning. Clearly this is much better.

Photos: INFphoto


  1. Dammit, Fish, you’ve Hanson’d us again.

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    We’ve got a surfboard on the set!

    • Depending where you live due to her age, I think enough would be happy to ride that surfboard, and even for a few even if there was a crimson tide.

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    Ah, the Miami Beach Welcoming Committee hard at work: I’m so sorry, but your lack of implants gave you away. Thisr beach is for women with no talent hoping to land a rich husband and/or a 4th tier modelling contract/club opening. You’ll want to stroll down to the “I make my own money” beach next door.

  4. Rico Jones

    Would love to get in the middle of a Chloe Moretz/Ariel Winter sandwich… once they are legal of course…. of course.

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    Frankly, I’m way more into the brunette.

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    I’m way more into Chloe, I don’t care how young (cough* cough*) I am. I would totally eat her deliriously.

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    damn she looks good!!!!

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    meh. there’s something really fucked up about her figure.

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    looks very top heavy, and not in your typical big breasted way

  10. I really like this girl, and it makes me sad to think that the Hollywood machine is going to chew her up and spit out another spoiled, narcissistic actress with fake tits and a coke habit.

    I say nice things about celebrities rarely enough that you could rightly suspect I left a browser logged in at the library after exercising my constitutional rights to surf Manga tentacle porn in front of children, but I really do hope she escapes the churn and burn of child actors.

  11. Normally I would wait until 18 to say anything, but honestly she looks pretty nice here.

  12. buzz

    Her and Natalie Dormer are pretty but their mouths seem to not fit the rest of their face. It’s like their mouths ignore whatever their faces are doing and do its own thing.

    Dormer especially-looks like a hand drawn comic book character when she smirks.

  13. terry

    Damn! She built like that!

  14. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    I was going to say something graphic, possibly involving the words motorboat and labia, but let’s just leave it at, “she’s quite attractive”.

    That said, she’s got an oddly boxy torso. I think a visit from the boob fairy could help. I’m usually not one to push for implants, but I think she kinda needs them to balance her out.

    Her face is unique, in a good way. It’s been evident since that awful Johnny Depp vampire soap opera movie.

    An acquaintance of mine, Degenerate Dave, is 37 and has been dating a 19 year old lately (don’ t be impressed though, he does 3rd world chicks, exclusively). I haven’t had a 19 year old in a while, not since I was 29. Seeing Chloe here makes me think I’m gonna have to find me someone young again. The last one is now a mid-20s PhD candidate in astrophysics and still looks good naked, so maybe I should just cut my losses and get in her again. I wonder if she’d be cool with my current girlfriend…

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    Is she finally old enough for me to say it? Yes? Then here goes. I’d get in dat ass. She’s always been a little cutie.

  17. Jennyfurr

    Meh face, even more meh body. Meh.

  18. Wally's Beaver

    Being one of the five people who saw Kick Ass 2, she looks great here and did well in the movie.

  19. Dear Hollywood,

    Please, don’t fuck her up. She seems like a good one.


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    “oh my god, its the guy from kickass”!

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    Moretz needs Moretits.

  22. Martina

    Oh my … Not only is she gorgeous, she has a hot body, and a beautiful ass. mmmmmmmmm

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    Damn, what an beautiful ass !!

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    love that ass!

  25. DRosey

    Like those small boobs

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    those hips, those curves
    mmmmmmmmmm …..

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    sexy luscious ass
    mmmmmm …..

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