China’s Miss Plastic Surgery Pageant

20041213missplasticsurgery.jpgYou’d think that the contestants for China’s Miss Plastic Surgery pageant would be more attractive than those of regular beauty pageants, but you’d be wrong. Dead fucking wrong. These contestants look like pure ass. I’m judging the entire thing based only on these two images that I’ve got here, but damn if they aren’t some ugly images. It’s been my experience that plastic surgery usually serves to enhance what’s already there. Well if that’s the case with these contestants then holy-crap-on-a-stick they must have been ugly to start with. The finals of the Miss Plastic Surgery pageant will be held this Saturday, but unless the winner is at least twelve times hotter than these girls, count me out. I usually prefer not to throw up when viewing beauty pageants.