Chico, a pop sensation in Britain, has taken Madonna
Okay up with Chico. Down with Madonna, down.
That made me long for the dulcet tones of David Hasselhoff.
He’d be even more popular in a Turkish prison.
Goat herder and a stripper. I’d like to make a joke, but is one really needed???
Umm…”Mashallah” is used by ALL Arabs, not necessarily only MUSLIM arabs, so it’s WRONG to assume that he thinks his success has come from Allah…he may be a Christian and thanking Jesus.
This is a joke right? Wait, its not April Fools Day yet…ha ha…you got us early this year! Good one. Now where is my barf pail…I need it.
Worst. Atari. Advertisement. Ever.
Ricky Martin on helium
I was wondering whose ‘time’ it was. Chico’s the man ? Figures…
Yeah, I’m sure that he’s a Christian and he’s thanking Jesus by saying Mashallah. Rather than by saying, oh, I don’t know, “Thank you Jesus”. That’s TOTALLY plausible. We’re all stupid assholes for thinking that when he says “thank you Allah” he really means “thank you Allah.” And please don’t tell me that Christians and Muslims worship the same God they just have different names for Him. It’s a tired cliche and Muslims don’t agree with you anyway.
It’s Chico Time! And by “Chico Time” I mean wrist-slittingly embarrasing.
A former stripper dancing amongst small children to promote his self-referencing pop single.
No, nothing about this seems out of the ordinary at all.
That is almost sickening. How did that manage to get to the top of the charts. It’s not even a good song, the beat sucks, the music is terrible. Wow Britain is amazing.
Raliya, where did anyone assume he was Muslim and what are you getting so arsey about anyway? And ‘Allah’ doesn’t mean ‘Jesus’ you dumbass – it still means ‘God’ even if you’re a Christian Arab. As for the goatherder suggestion – he deserves the benefit of the doubt. I mean, they could have been his girlfriends for all we know.
OK, I totally thought about making a comment like “where does he hide his bomb if his shirt is wide open”… then I thought, no too racist and not funny, then i thought, fuck this, if someone can wonder if they want to kick Kim Stewart in the cunt, then I can say whatever the hell I want to…. I’m not really like this, the superficial brings out the bitch in me…
auh20, ‘Allah’ means God in Arabic (not Muslim, not Christian, just God)… Mashallah (as clearly stated above) means thank God. Last ime I checked Christians thank God too. Why do you have to blame this guy on muslims? They’re already carrying enough of a burden… Obviously he chose to say it in Arabic as a shout out to his ‘peoples’. You know, Shannon Elizabeth is 1/4 Syrian 1/4 Lebenese, so therefore very much an Arab. Nobody ever points that out because they don’t want to think of Arab girls as beautiful. Not all Arab people look like that Bin Ladin chick. In this case however (& getting back to the point) I don’t think the Arab community world wide want to be credited for this joke. I feel sorry for his parents. How does an innocent goat herder end up stripping? OH, the corruption of it all! I’d love to know who he had to strip for to get his record deal. He must have a massive doodle, coz a massive doodle is very impressive…
“Yeah, I’m sure that he’s a Christian and he’s thanking Jesus by saying Mashallah. Rather than by saying, oh, I don’t know, “Thank you Jesus”. That’s TOTALLY plausible. We’re all stupid assholes for thinking that when he says “thank you Allah” he really means “thank you Allah.” And please don’t tell me that Christians and Muslims worship the same God they just have different names for Him. It’s a tired cliche and Muslims don’t agree with you anyway”
you are so ignorant it’s no even funny. Firstly, the person who posted the story TRANSLATED “mashallah” as “thanks to allah”. AND if you knew how to read and understand what u read u would have understood that I meant that BOTH muslims and christians use the term “mashallah” though they are OBVIOUSLY referring to different dieties.
“And ‘Allah’ doesn’t mean ‘Jesus’ you dumbass – it still means ‘God’ even if you’re a Christian Arab.”
I’m not even going to bother.
@9 (auh2o): You’re ignorant. Stop posting until you’re not ignorant.
#6 lol you beat me to it…..April Fools joke….there can’t be any other explanation.
so how much do you want to bet Syracuse is going to whoop Texas’ ass tonight. I’ll bet one gay hypocritical-wannabe muslim-goatherder. any other wagers?
i love your screenname
and all i can say is, it’s about time their was an arab male stripper pop star. wow, i came just typing that.
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