Chet Haze Was On Drugs The Whole Time, But He Grown Now
When we last left Chester Marlon Hanks, a.k.a. Chet Haze, a.k.a. Chet Hanx, he’d gone full Eminem after essentially ranting on the Internet that Tom Hanks’ trust fund baby should be allowed to say “nigga.” Turns out he was high on coke the whole time – *clutches pearls* – and has since gone to rehab and cleaned his shit up as much as the spoiled byproduct of a Hollywood actor’s sperm can. Read: It’s all his parents’ fault. Via Fishwrapper:
“I just really had to take a look at myself and my life and the way s–t was going and all the crazy stupid s–t I was doing and just finally admit to myself that it wasn’t working.”
He added: “A couple months ago I was selling coke, doing coke until I couldn’t even snort it up my nose anymore because it was so clogged. I even smoked crack. It’s been a long journey discovering who I am because all the pressures that I’ve dealt with in my life — you know, being the son of my dad and everything.”
He continued, apologizing for flippant use of the n-word, saying he understood it wasn’t his place to speak so vociferously about things of that nature.
Taking a page from the Book of Bieber, Chet has also found Jesus because Jesus is a cool pops who never be hatin’ and lets you do whatever you want. Which is almost exactly how all of this shit started, but yo, why you gots to be twisting things? Anyway, I’m not embedding the 13 fucking videos Little Lord Chester Hanks posted to Instagram, so feel free to check them out if you want to see the courageous struggle of a rich, white kid with a famous dad. The whole system was against him!