Chet Haze Just Owned Science, BOYEE

#DemSpheres (Just watch the video.)

For centuries, humanity’s greatest minds have pondered the creation of life as well as the universe. Incredible advances in science and technology have produced untold amounts of data that have brought us even closer to that understanding. And yet none of those things are the unfortunate byproduct of Tom Hanks ejaculating into Rita Wilson who was born among us to spit truth in an untruthful world. Like a retarded Jesse Pinkman if Jesse Pinkman thought science was devil magic instead of awesome Mr. White shit, Chet Haze knows not only how the universe became filled with balls, but who put those balls there, and who didn’t because space is, like, far, you know? Welcome to church.

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