Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini

June 23rd, 2008 // 130 Comments

If you’ve ever watched ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, then you’ll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you’re like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she’s quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she’s in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I’ve adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said “No, Tom, you’re not getting a job here.” Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.

NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work’s areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it’s people who matter most.


  1. spicegrrl

    If your boobs are so big that you’re breaking the beading off and falling out from under the bra, either get a larger size or a different suit.. She’s too zaftig for this one.

  2. big teeth

    Nice wide round hips with big thighs.. the stuff of dreams.

  3. Bubba

    Her phat pancake ass and my sausage and we’ve got a hot breakfast.
    I hope she likes homestyle gravy!

  4. Kim Lardassian

    Wow great curves! Looks natural and not faked too.

  5. Wow.

    Holy crap it’s an actual woman.
    Yum.

  6. Ms. Toson

    Nice figure although she looks better dry than wet.

  7. vx

    Lmao, she looks like Matt Heafy from Trivium

  8. James in San Diego

    She looks so good. I want her.

  9. Que no! Que funny face! I love U darling

  10. yep

    Even I knew 53 was a troll and I don’t even read this very often.

    This girl looks good, I guess. But I think her face is ugly. She aint got no alibi, she ugly. wut? wut?
    Her face is not cute.

  11. Bitty

    does she look good enough? view more wealthy and mature women on sugarmommymatch d ot c om “` sure you can get more good things on it

  12. Lily Chang

    She doesn’t have an ass cause she’s oriental. Oriental people have flat butts as well as no tits and flat faces.

  13. erk

    better keep on wearing eyewear..got an ugly face…looks like a mongoloid…and why does nobody commented on her armpit?

  14. Carles

    She reminds me of my girlfriend, thats what I really worked her in bed afte seeing these pics. And she’s a little thick to be a dancer, then again there is nothing wrong with thick cause girl can sure dance.

  15. julie

    it’s ok honey i like to eat myself into oblivion 2…every night in fact.

  16. HUH???

    HOLY HUGE THIGHS BATMAN!!!!

  17. douchebag Mcgee

    I don’t even have a clue who this lady is,
    all I know is I want my penis in her.
    With the Quickness.

  18. kelly

    hello

  19. cheryl

    IT’s amazing uh? I think it’s really boredless to spend out time and energe to talk about others life. they are just a normal people!

  20. overdead

    shit! it’s great!

  21. she is really hot! I’ve saw her on singleparentdate dot com. I thought she is a single mummy. yes! she is a yummy mummy!

  22. Higglebiggle

    with the sun glasses on she aint to bad lookin but once the come of i feel like pukein

  23. Higglebiggle

    with the sun glasses on she aint to bad lookin but once the come of i feel like pukein

  24. kathy

    She is really hot . Someone said that she is dating wtih a handsome guy on soloparentdate.com *****! Believe it or not !

  25. LBI

    She’s no better than the chicks I plug at the Jersey shore…..when is some real talent going to be posted on this site???

  26. jonny

    yeah LBI, the difference is Burke doesn’t have HerpeAIDS like the chicks you “*bang” in jersey.

    *stare at

  27. amazed

    As others have said – a pretty good view of the other girl’s vaginal lips thru’ that bikini bottom.

  28. Butt Worship

    It would be pure butt worship if I could be with her!
    I would would kiss and suck on her butt Than I would lick her sweet pooper
    between those beautiful cheeks!

  29. She is very pretty for sure.

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