If you’ve ever watched ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, then you’ll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you’re like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she’s quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she’s in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I’ve adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said “No, Tom, you’re not getting a job here.” Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.
NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work’s areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it’s people who matter most.
sloane | June 23, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Wow, she isn’t exactly sporting a “dancer’s body.”
kati | June 23, 2008 at 6:02 pm
her face is kind of odd looking….
Derek | June 23, 2008 at 6:04 pm
She’s got no butt
Cherry | June 23, 2008 at 6:04 pm
She has a fantastic figure. Thats what proffesional dancing does for you.
Jimbo | June 23, 2008 at 6:05 pm
She’s a fatass with an ugly face, but luckily for her I’d poke her if no better looking chicks were around.
sportsdvl | June 23, 2008 at 6:06 pm
No idea who she is but looking good in her bikini.
And, if you watch ‘Dancing with the Stars” – please kill yourself now!!!
syn | June 23, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Who?
veggi | June 23, 2008 at 6:07 pm
She has dancer’s thighs. And by “dancer’s” I mean “thunder”.
Mark | June 23, 2008 at 6:14 pm
“Non-fiction tale” is not an acceptable substitute for “true story”
dude_on | June 23, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Too bad she isn’t in the white bikini bottom the ugly chick is wearing.
When did it become fashionable to display your vagina via a see-through bikini (ala Audrina)? I can never keep up with fashion.
Jimbo | June 23, 2008 at 6:18 pm
@5 I am sure you have a lot to pick from their at the home Troll..
banana | June 23, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Very hot chick, great body.
Spongebob Gangsta | June 23, 2008 at 6:20 pm
The 1st pic is an illusion,
misleading you to an oasis
of delicious booty meat.
And then the blood in your
penis turns to dust from
the sight of pic 15.
Rick | June 23, 2008 at 6:22 pm
oink.
secybirch | June 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Good body, I like her curves. I think her ass would look better in different bikini bottoms. Her face, however….ugggggggh
Spongebob Gangsta | June 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Also couldn’t help but notice the
tonsil blowhole under her armpit in
the first picture. . .someone please explain.
ph7 | June 23, 2008 at 6:26 pm
True dat, #13.
Every once in a while you meet a chick who can look hot one second, than really dumpy and ugly from a different perspective.
This is one of those chicks. She sloppy and pig faced, yet when the camera catches her at just the right angle, you think she might be hot.
Mr. Sleepyhead | June 23, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I’d say she’s chunky.
Deacon Jones | June 23, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Nice work Fish!
I always had a thing for this girl. She has a butt that screams “Bite me and throw me over a couch!”
Face wise – yeessh. No wonder she cakes on the makeup
dude_on | June 23, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Let’s give the fish some credit. It looked liked he was circling the drain with posts of surfing gay guys, dead guys, has-beens, and then suddenly the obligatory inanimate object (Anna Nicole’s lingerie) – and then BOOM he pulls through with three bikini posts.
It was like when Maverick disengaged and rubbed Gooses’ dog tags and then Whamo he was ready to kick some major ass. Okay not really…. but at least we’re looking at chicks bending over in bikinis again.
BTW – who doesn’t think a professional ballroom dancer can’t shake the tail thang like a mad wombat… when it really counts?…. “Ten!”
OttoMate | June 23, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Who is the girl in the white bikini standing next to her providing the see through labia shot in picture #11?
combustion8 | June 23, 2008 at 6:41 pm
ugly and fat.. double whammy.
hitler | June 23, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Me thinks her poo might be eaten by me.
Kate | June 23, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Woman’s Opinion: Her boobs are too small for how fat the rest of her is.
mensa | June 23, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Fish, I must object. As a feminist I must insist that, if you are going to perpetuate gender stereotypes and continue to post pictures of scantily-clad women on your website, they must be–at the very least–attractive.
And why so few pictures of scantily-clad men? GENDER DISCRIMINATION!
laura | June 23, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Just because you’re a woman doesn’t mean you can’t have the same fucked up haulacaust-survivor-with-fake-tits ideal of beauty as a lot of retarded men. Equal rights for Kate!
Will | June 23, 2008 at 6:52 pm
DAMN! she was alright looking before she took off the glasses… then woof!
Trover | June 23, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Who knew a world class dancer could look so unfit in a bikini. It seriously baffles me. Especially when compared to a Julianna Hough or Karina Smirnoff body. Those chicks rock it. Get me more of them, Fish.
Vane | June 23, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Why are all of the posts about broads in bikinis? I mean, I can totally appreciate the eye candy, but didn’t this site used to be… I dunno… Funny?
Now it’s just the same old bikiniboobsbikinimypenisbikiniboobsbikini.
It’s getting old.
C’MON SUPERFISH. ENTERTAIN MEEEEE.
sara | June 23, 2008 at 7:10 pm
compare to this picture of her in maxim:
http://tv.blogdig.net/archives/articles/October2007/01/Cheryl_Burke___Maxim_Photo.html
so is it the ravages of time? the photoshop in the maxim? all i can say is .. wow.
god | June 23, 2008 at 7:11 pm
she acts like hot sh*t on DWTS
sara | June 23, 2008 at 7:12 pm
ahem, link too long:
http://addictedtobigbrother.blogspot.com/2007/10/cheryl-burke-maxim-photo.html
haroof | June 23, 2008 at 7:12 pm
for as much dancing as she does…she really should be in way tighter shape than this.
she’s not firm whatsoever.
it just goes to show that all the crap she’s eating is barely being offset by that dancing.
Billary Clinton | June 23, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Bottom-heavy, no doubt. Yet Strangely no ass?
Boggles the mind.
She’s firm and tight in the hips and thighs though, don’t confuse her with cellulite Heigl -Yeti.
Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma.
Yeah, she turns me on.
PostmortemG | June 23, 2008 at 7:46 pm
“Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma. Yeah, she turns me on.”
Ha! Yeah, she isn’t bad looking. I can ignore the face… her bottom half is nice & thick. =D
“The 1st pic is an illusion, misleading you to an oasis of delicious booty meat. And then the blood in your penis turns to dust from the sight of pic 15.”
I admit that is odd.
no deal | June 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Maybe dancing bear with the stars. this chick sucks. weird face, thick hips and no butt= no good.
jane-o | June 23, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)
ily | June 23, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
*****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.
sugar | June 23, 2008 at 9:04 pm
WOW
WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO CRAZY! THIS GIRL’S BODY IS BANGING!
THAT SHAPE ALMOST KNOCKED ME OUT WHEN IT APPEARED ACROSS MY SCREEN! WOW
WHY DON’T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!
WHO CARES WHAT THESE IDIOTS THINK! I AM A WOMAN AND I WILL TURN GAY FOR U!
spring | June 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)
Kathleen | June 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm
She’s hot.
tarl | June 23, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I’d HIT it, big time!!
Andy | June 23, 2008 at 9:21 pm
If you find this ugly-faced sloppy fat-thighed but somehow flat-butted pig to be attractive, well, this Bud’s for you…because obviously that’s your level. But that’s ok – somebody needs to pick up the garbage.
steven | June 23, 2008 at 9:24 pm
WHY DON’T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!
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Jerod Cykoski | June 23, 2008 at 9:45 pm
LAST!
Cletus | June 23, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Who cares about the areola…. you can completely see the cooter on the chick in white!
f | June 23, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Britney Spears is supposed to be an A list star and she looks 100 times worse than this regular woman does. This woman is not fat, she is just an average non celeb looking type of person. But she is far from fat.
dnak | June 23, 2008 at 9:57 pm
She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i’m sure it’s gonna work for u, buddy!!
Duke Nukem | June 23, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Wow, the girl next door to me is a pro dancer and her body is 10x hotter. This girl looks like a professional cup cake tester.
steven | June 23, 2008 at 10:10 pm
well, tempting!!!!!!!!!!!