Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini

June 23rd, 2008 // 130 Comments

If you’ve ever watched ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, then you’ll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you’re like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she’s quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she’s in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I’ve adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said “No, Tom, you’re not getting a job here.” Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.

NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work’s areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it’s people who matter most.

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  1. sloane

    Wow, she isn’t exactly sporting a “dancer’s body.”

  2. kati

    her face is kind of odd looking….

  3. Derek

    She’s got no butt

  4. Cherry

    She has a fantastic figure. Thats what proffesional dancing does for you.

  5. She’s a fatass with an ugly face, but luckily for her I’d poke her if no better looking chicks were around.

  6. No idea who she is but looking good in her bikini.

    And, if you watch ‘Dancing with the Stars” – please kill yourself now!!!

  7. veggi

    She has dancer’s thighs. And by “dancer’s” I mean “thunder”.

  8. Mark

    “Non-fiction tale” is not an acceptable substitute for “true story”

  9. dude_on

    Too bad she isn’t in the white bikini bottom the ugly chick is wearing.

    When did it become fashionable to display your vagina via a see-through bikini (ala Audrina)? I can never keep up with fashion.

  10. @5 I am sure you have a lot to pick from their at the home Troll..

  11. Very hot chick, great body.

  12. Spongebob Gangsta

    The 1st pic is an illusion,
    misleading you to an oasis
    of delicious booty meat.
    And then the blood in your
    penis turns to dust from
    the sight of pic 15.

  13. Rick

    oink.

  14. secybirch

    Good body, I like her curves. I think her ass would look better in different bikini bottoms. Her face, however….ugggggggh

  15. Spongebob Gangsta

    Also couldn’t help but notice the
    tonsil blowhole under her armpit in
    the first picture. . .someone please explain.

  16. ph7

    True dat, #13.

    Every once in a while you meet a chick who can look hot one second, than really dumpy and ugly from a different perspective.

    This is one of those chicks. She sloppy and pig faced, yet when the camera catches her at just the right angle, you think she might be hot.

  17. Mr. Sleepyhead

    I’d say she’s chunky.

  18. Deacon Jones

    Nice work Fish!

    I always had a thing for this girl. She has a butt that screams “Bite me and throw me over a couch!”

    Face wise – yeessh. No wonder she cakes on the makeup

  19. dude_on

    Let’s give the fish some credit. It looked liked he was circling the drain with posts of surfing gay guys, dead guys, has-beens, and then suddenly the obligatory inanimate object (Anna Nicole’s lingerie) – and then BOOM he pulls through with three bikini posts.

    It was like when Maverick disengaged and rubbed Gooses’ dog tags and then Whamo he was ready to kick some major ass. Okay not really…. but at least we’re looking at chicks bending over in bikinis again.

    BTW – who doesn’t think a professional ballroom dancer can’t shake the tail thang like a mad wombat… when it really counts?…. “Ten!”

  20. OttoMate

    Who is the girl in the white bikini standing next to her providing the see through labia shot in picture #11?

  21. combustion8

    ugly and fat.. double whammy.

  22. hitler

    Me thinks her poo might be eaten by me.

  23. Kate

    Woman’s Opinion: Her boobs are too small for how fat the rest of her is.

  24. mensa

    Fish, I must object. As a feminist I must insist that, if you are going to perpetuate gender stereotypes and continue to post pictures of scantily-clad women on your website, they must be–at the very least–attractive.

    And why so few pictures of scantily-clad men? GENDER DISCRIMINATION!

  25. laura

    Just because you’re a woman doesn’t mean you can’t have the same fucked up haulacaust-survivor-with-fake-tits ideal of beauty as a lot of retarded men. Equal rights for Kate!

  26. Will

    DAMN! she was alright looking before she took off the glasses… then woof!

  27. Trover

    Who knew a world class dancer could look so unfit in a bikini. It seriously baffles me. Especially when compared to a Julianna Hough or Karina Smirnoff body. Those chicks rock it. Get me more of them, Fish.

  28. Vane

    Why are all of the posts about broads in bikinis? I mean, I can totally appreciate the eye candy, but didn’t this site used to be… I dunno… Funny?

    Now it’s just the same old bikiniboobsbikinimypenisbikiniboobsbikini.

    It’s getting old.

    C’MON SUPERFISH. ENTERTAIN MEEEEE.

  29. sara

    compare to this picture of her in maxim:
    http://tv.blogdig.net/archives/articles/October2007/01/Cheryl_Burke___Maxim_Photo.html

    so is it the ravages of time? the photoshop in the maxim? all i can say is .. wow.

  30. god

    she acts like hot sh*t on DWTS

  31. haroof

    for as much dancing as she does…she really should be in way tighter shape than this.

    she’s not firm whatsoever.

    it just goes to show that all the crap she’s eating is barely being offset by that dancing.

  32. Billary Clinton

    Bottom-heavy, no doubt. Yet Strangely no ass?
    Boggles the mind.
    She’s firm and tight in the hips and thighs though, don’t confuse her with cellulite Heigl -Yeti.
    Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma.
    Yeah, she turns me on.

  33. PostmortemG

    “Has the head/face/tits of a small asian girl, but has the hips and thighs of a big Puerto-Rican momma. Yeah, she turns me on.”

    Ha! Yeah, she isn’t bad looking. I can ignore the face… her bottom half is nice & thick. =D

    “The 1st pic is an illusion, misleading you to an oasis of delicious booty meat. And then the blood in your penis turns to dust from the sight of pic 15.”

    I admit that is odd.

  34. no deal

    Maybe dancing bear with the stars. this chick sucks. weird face, thick hips and no butt= no good.

  35. jane-o

    I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)

  36. ily

    Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
    *****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.

  37. WOW

    WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO CRAZY! THIS GIRL’S BODY IS BANGING!
    THAT SHAPE ALMOST KNOCKED ME OUT WHEN IT APPEARED ACROSS MY SCREEN! WOW

    WHY DON’T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
    THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!

    WHO CARES WHAT THESE IDIOTS THINK! I AM A WOMAN AND I WILL TURN GAY FOR U!

  38. spring

    I agree w/mensa, we need more topless men on this site! ;)

  39. Kathleen

    She’s hot.

  40. tarl

    I’d HIT it, big time!!

  41. Andy

    If you find this ugly-faced sloppy fat-thighed but somehow flat-butted pig to be attractive, well, this Bud’s for you…because obviously that’s your level. But that’s ok – somebody needs to pick up the garbage.

  42. steven

    WHY DON’T U WHITE PEOPLE STOP SHOVING LAXATIVES AND TOOTHBRUSES DOWN YOUR THROAT!
    THIS GIRL IS HOT! DO IT BIG CHERYL!

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  43. Jerod Cykoski

    LAST!

  44. Cletus

    Who cares about the areola…. you can completely see the cooter on the chick in white!

  45. f

    Britney Spears is supposed to be an A list star and she looks 100 times worse than this regular woman does. This woman is not fat, she is just an average non celeb looking type of person. But she is far from fat.

  46. dnak

    She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i’m sure it’s gonna work for u, buddy!!

  47. Duke Nukem

    Wow, the girl next door to me is a pro dancer and her body is 10x hotter. This girl looks like a professional cup cake tester.

  48. well, tempting!!!!!!!!!!!

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