Cheryl Burke in a bikini and other news

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2010

- Demi Lovato attempts to de-gay Joe Jonas with the strong, masculine arms of Jesus. [Dlisted]

- George Clooney is probably making love to women through the hole in a pineapple as we speak. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Scherzinger is on Dancing with the Stars? How is that even fair? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Denise Richards and Joanna Krupa are freeing the wrong puppies. [HollywoodTuna]

- Spencer Pratt just made Osama Bin Laden piss himself. Laughing. [PopEater]

- Rielle Hunter genuinely surprised a photo shoot involving a sex-tape-filming mistress wasn’t classy. [TheFABlife]

- Mischa Barton and kids with cancer. Why not? [Huffington Post]

- Slash likes ‘em pre-op. [StarPulse]

- Kirstie Alley eats until someone dies. [Celebslam]

- Johnny Depp having a pajama party with his evil twin Donny Jepp. (I have no clue.) [PopSugar]

- Miley Cyrus claims the Internet wastes your life. I’ll be the judge of that. *looks at house full of cats* Dammit. [Just Jared]

- Jude Law should get some sort of medal. [The Blemish]

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