Cheryl Burke in a bikini

June 1st, 2009 // 47 Comments

These are shots of Dancing with the Star’s Cheryl Burke in the Caribbeans over the weekend, and I’m guessing she’s in great shape for a ballroom dancer. Then again, I’m not invited to many balls because I’m too fancy and make everybody look bad. Trust me, I didn’t believe it at first either, but as I rode my bike home that night I realized, “Holy shit, it’s true.” I would later find myself buying a “Classy as Fuck” T-shirt while repeatedly saying the word “indeed” thus confirming my suspicions.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. azalea

    first?

  2. devilsrain

    nice

  3. timmy the frisky virus

    Trim yet luscious.

    Hey, do you folks know why mice have such small balls?

    It’s because very few mice know how to dance.

  4. Duuude

    I don’t know who this is, but I would make out with her.

  5. cheezy_poof

    People think she is fat? Huh?

  6. vito

    Very nice. Indeed.

  7. ZZ

    Butt is not defined ,a little chunky, pic 8 . no ripe cheeks

  8. tc

    You keep putting these pretty girls up on the site, but never show the prices.

    Can someone please give me a price guide ?

  9. Thank God she always wears sunglasses. She has a cow face without them.

    The Filipina part really dominates the European part: http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cheryl_burke2.jpg

  10. Anonymous

    Great Curves, like real woman body.

  11. Mike

    I heard the reason she has such great chemistry with her dance partners is because she has sex with them. Seems plausible.

  12. CalGal

    ChunkyMonkey, you’re an ignorant dumbass. Cheryl Burke is beautiful.

  13. …………A “BURKA” IS THE OTHER OPTION, folks?

  14. Longrod Von Hugendong

    Where can I get a “Classy as Fuck” t-shirt?

  15. sin

    Decent. Nothing special.

  16. Butterface with big forehead

  17. fressen your scheiße

    I swear you must live in nohos, nebraska, the way you mark over every woman in a bikini. either that or I’m too naive to realize when someone slips you a ben to get their client some traffic.

  18. blah

    Okay the first time I thought it was a joke. It is the CARIBBEAN. There is no S on the end.

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  20. mikeock

    This, my gay friends who think 6 pack abs on a chick is sexy, is what a woman looks like.

  21. Rhialto

    Hello!

  22. Venom

    Mmmmmm.
    Not bad.

  23. Looks like she trimmed up from her Hawgzilla phase. Still she seems older than she is.

  24. Who the hell is this?

  25. Id chew on that like my dog does the rubber ducky,,, I’ll take 2juicy inner thighs to go, saturated with Burke brand mayo…

  26. It’ll take weeks for those bikini strings grooves on her hips to go away.

  27. Deacon Jones

    Eh. I guess I’d roofie her.

  28. Chip

    Wow. She looks healty.

  29. kate

    I think she looks hot in that bikini!

  30. she looks hot enough to have the pleasure of being with me…

  31. Jay-me

    B-E-A-U-T-Y at it’s BEST!!!!!!!!!

  32. I’d tap her ass! she is hot

  33. -=-=-=-=-

    perfect curvy little body

  34. aAmy

    Honest to god, my first thought was “Octomom”, just in her face with the sunglasses on.

    Cheryls looking good though

  35. Valerie

    Fish cracked me up this time, well done!

  36. Missy Wu

    She’s beautiful, and she looks good. Nobody wants to see a skeleton walking around on the beach in a two-piece with two massive silicone bowling balls. She would definitely turn many men’s heads.

  37. Missy Wu

    She’s beautiful, and she looks good. Nobody wants to see a skeleton walking around on the beach in a two-piece with two massive silicone bowling balls. She would definitely turn many men’s heads.

  38. The Listener

    Nice shape. Love the curves.

  39. James Janus

    My ideal body type on a woman. Love those thick round thighs!!

  40. cherry

    hehe, this post was really funny. Well done fish.

    Shes hot. Her body makes up for the weird looking forehead/hairline.

  41. I'll Pass

    Her face is ugly and she has no tits.

  42. JACK MEHOFF

    I WOULD B.T.A.

    BUST THAT ASS………….FO SHO

  43. Darth

    not bad but her bum could need some more exercise!

  44. amir

    wide….. and flat. not particularly appealing

  45. Cheryl looks so happy, I cannot wait to see the new DWTS’ season, it will be bigger than ever. Good luck Cheryl, I hope this season you win, last season was just amazing!!!

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