These are shots of Dancing with the Star’s Cheryl Burke in the Caribbeans over the weekend, and I’m guessing she’s in great shape for a ballroom dancer. Then again, I’m not invited to many balls because I’m too fancy and make everybody look bad. Trust me, I didn’t believe it at first either, but as I rode my bike home that night I realized, “Holy shit, it’s true.” I would later find myself buying a “Classy as Fuck” T-shirt while repeatedly saying the word “indeed” thus confirming my suspicions.
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azalea | June 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm
first?
devilsrain | June 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm
nice
timmy the frisky virus | June 1, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Trim yet luscious.
Hey, do you folks know why mice have such small balls?
It’s because very few mice know how to dance.
Duuude | June 1, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I don’t know who this is, but I would make out with her.
cheezy_poof | June 1, 2009 at 11:14 pm
People think she is fat? Huh?
vito | June 1, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Very nice. Indeed.
ZZ | June 1, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Butt is not defined ,a little chunky, pic 8 . no ripe cheeks
tc | June 1, 2009 at 11:25 pm
You keep putting these pretty girls up on the site, but never show the prices.
Can someone please give me a price guide ?
Duyke | June 1, 2009 at 11:25 pm
=P~
ChunkyMonkey | June 2, 2009 at 12:04 am
Thank God she always wears sunglasses. She has a cow face without them.
The Filipina part really dominates the European part: http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cheryl_burke2.jpg
Anonymous | June 2, 2009 at 12:15 am
Great Curves, like real woman body.
Mike | June 2, 2009 at 12:25 am
I heard the reason she has such great chemistry with her dance partners is because she has sex with them. Seems plausible.
CalGal | June 2, 2009 at 1:20 am
ChunkyMonkey, you’re an ignorant dumbass. Cheryl Burke is beautiful.
gerard vandenberg | June 2, 2009 at 1:40 am
…………A “BURKA” IS THE OTHER OPTION, folks?
Longrod Von Hugendong | June 2, 2009 at 1:45 am
Where can I get a “Classy as Fuck” t-shirt?
sin | June 2, 2009 at 3:09 am
Decent. Nothing special.
sickitten | June 2, 2009 at 3:44 am
Butterface with big forehead
fressen your scheiße | June 2, 2009 at 3:55 am
I swear you must live in nohos, nebraska, the way you mark over every woman in a bikini. either that or I’m too naive to realize when someone slips you a ben to get their client some traffic.
blah | June 2, 2009 at 4:32 am
Okay the first time I thought it was a joke. It is the CARIBBEAN. There is no S on the end.
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mikeock | June 2, 2009 at 6:26 am
This, my gay friends who think 6 pack abs on a chick is sexy, is what a woman looks like.
Rhialto | June 2, 2009 at 6:32 am
Hello!
Venom | June 2, 2009 at 6:33 am
Mmmmmm.
Not bad.
Narcissist | June 2, 2009 at 6:43 am
Looks like she trimmed up from her Hawgzilla phase. Still she seems older than she is.
Charley Kane | June 2, 2009 at 6:45 am
Who the hell is this?
ROUGH daddy | June 2, 2009 at 7:38 am
Id chew on that like my dog does the rubber ducky,,, I’ll take 2juicy inner thighs to go, saturated with Burke brand mayo…
RichPort's Ghost | June 2, 2009 at 8:28 am
It’ll take weeks for those bikini strings grooves on her hips to go away.
Deacon Jones | June 2, 2009 at 9:18 am
Eh. I guess I’d roofie her.
Chip | June 2, 2009 at 9:36 am
Wow. She looks healty.
kate | June 2, 2009 at 9:51 am
I think she looks hot in that bikini!
Crazy Oldie | June 2, 2009 at 10:40 am
she looks hot enough to have the pleasure of being with me…
Jay-me | June 2, 2009 at 10:51 am
B-E-A-U-T-Y at it’s BEST!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Oldie | June 2, 2009 at 11:09 am
I’d tap her ass! she is hot
-=-=-=-=- | June 2, 2009 at 11:45 am
perfect curvy little body
aAmy | June 2, 2009 at 11:50 am
Honest to god, my first thought was “Octomom”, just in her face with the sunglasses on.
Cheryls looking good though
Valerie | June 2, 2009 at 11:58 am
Fish cracked me up this time, well done!
Missy Wu | June 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
She’s beautiful, and she looks good. Nobody wants to see a skeleton walking around on the beach in a two-piece with two massive silicone bowling balls. She would definitely turn many men’s heads.
Missy Wu | June 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm
She’s beautiful, and she looks good. Nobody wants to see a skeleton walking around on the beach in a two-piece with two massive silicone bowling balls. She would definitely turn many men’s heads.
The Listener | June 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Nice shape. Love the curves.
James Janus | June 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
My ideal body type on a woman. Love those thick round thighs!!
cherry | June 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm
hehe, this post was really funny. Well done fish.
Shes hot. Her body makes up for the weird looking forehead/hairline.
I'll Pass | June 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Her face is ugly and she has no tits.
JACK MEHOFF | June 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I WOULD B.T.A.
BUST THAT ASS………….FO SHO
Darth | June 2, 2009 at 7:21 pm
not bad but her bum could need some more exercise!
amir | June 2, 2009 at 8:09 pm
wide….. and flat. not particularly appealing
carte sdhc 4gb | January 7, 2010 at 5:14 am
Cheryl looks so happy, I cannot wait to see the new DWTS’ season, it will be bigger than ever. Good luck Cheryl, I hope this season you win, last season was just amazing!!!
Nike Air yeezy | March 1, 2010 at 1:50 am
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