Cheryl Cole: ‘America Should Forgive Chris Brown’

May 22nd, 2012 // 59 Comments
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Cheryl Cole is a British pop singer who’s barely relevant in America unless, like me, you’re in the tit and boob business and recognize her solely for showing up on red carpets for strange foreign movies with her tit and boobs. So naturally she’s just the person to tell us we all need to forgive Chris Brown for attempting to beat Rihanna to death for peeping his phone. Us Magazine reports:

“I think it’s really kind of Rihanna [to forgive Brown],” Cole explained. “She’s come out and publicly forgiven him, really.” (Indeed, sources told Us Weekly in January that the exes had been hooking up on-and-off for the past year. They also released two new songs together in February.)
“I think it’s about time we all [forgave Brown], if I’m completely honest, if you want my opinion,” Cole continued. “I think it’s time we all moved on. That guy is talented as hell.”

Of course, what’s great about citing Rihanna forgiving Chris Brown as an example is that he thanked her by calling her a bitch on his latest single because he’s so sweet and super-talented. In fact, here’s another example from Saturday night of a calm, cool, collected Chris Brown not getting what he wants and taking it in stride. Via Page Six:

According to witnesses, Brown spent more than two hours Saturday night at Haze at Aria charming a group of young women and buying multiple bottles of Champagne.
But one witness said, “Brown got visibly upset when the girls moved on to the next table. Brown approached the guys in the group [at the next table] and started getting visibly agitated. Brown stood up, and looked like he was about to start a fight when club security stopped him.”
While Brown’s rep insisted the account was “not true,” our witness continued: “He got in the guy’s face and was cursing at him, and saying, ‘Are these girls with you or with me?’ The guy was stunned by it. Things were close to getting extremely ugly. Then Chris’ security and club security escorted him out.”
A Haze rep confirmed there was an incident involving Brown but declined to go into detail. The club rep said, “Haze has a zero tolerance policy for violence.”

He’s a harmless little puppy, ya bloody yanks!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. We

    Stick to sucking black dicks instead of discussing them.

    • Devilish Diva

      Isn’t this the chick who was kicked off from being in an American show b/c of her heavy accent? Maybe it was a good thing for her NOT to be understood!

  2. Rye

    Too much makeup. They over did it on the contouring. She needs to eat too.

    The starving tranny look is so 90s

  3. Chuck Finlay

    Is she a kardashian or does she just play one on tv?

  4. Jack Ketch

    “If you want my opinion,” lol. We don’t want your opinion. Should we forgive OJ, too ?

  5. Simon

    MYOB You no talent bimbo. And lay off the HD powder. Your face looks like it’s gonna cave in. Freak.

  6. Oh, I think America will forgive him once he shows a shred of actual, honest contrition and stops acting like a spoiled little shit. Until then, game on, boys and girls!

  7. Cheryl Cole Supports Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Wash your face hon

  8. How can she defend a guy that grinds with his sister on a dance floor?


  9. Smapdi

    Ah, the Roman Polanski apologia: I’m a well-known artist, therefore I can drug/rape/beat etc. Of course her own history of assault might just sway her opinion too. Cheryl, honey, that thing you do in your head you call ‘thinking’ and that thing you do with your mouth called ‘talking’ – you aren’t good at those things, so you should stop doing them.

  10. it had to be said

    Noise noise noise boobs noise noise ass noise noise. Thank you for your input, Ms. Cole.

  11. Dramatic Puddle

    Wow is Cheryl Cole a stupid bitch. Since her tits and her shitty music can’t get her a career foothold here, she must be thinking that shooting her mouth about Chris Brown will do the trick. When I want advice from some whorish British chav, I’ll ask for it. In the meantime, she needs to keep her mouth shut.

  12. Cock Dr

    Perhaps Ms Cole should date the douchebag, and get back to us on how that works out for her.

  13. Cheryl Cole: ‘I have the IQ of an eggplant.’

  14. AEC

    Oh yeah, I guess since he’s “talented” and all, we should forgive him. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. If I didn’t have an opinion about you before CC, I do now!

  15. Crissy

    Fucking arrogant famous people!!! Fuck her!!! What makes her think that his “talent” should be used as a defense?! It’s like their clowning around makes them untouchable!?

    • kimmykimkim

      I don’t know, Crissy, I mean, Charles Manson was also a musician. And he actually wrote his own songs, so I think we should forgive him for having his minions murder Sharon Tate and her unborn child and the dude who got in the way? (TomFrank knows him, I’m sure of it.) But of course, I’m no expert on forgiveness, so let’s hand this over to Ms. Cole.

      • I know Charles Manson? Geez, kimmy, how old do you think I am?

      • kimmykimkim

        I’m thinking at least 70. No? Hahaha! Ok, ok, um 40, 41-ish. 42! Let’s go with 42. No, but, there was some dude that they killed as well as Sharon Tate. Eh, fuck it, that was a million years ago. I wasn’t even born yet and you had JUST retired so..oh! What?! That’s not nice at all! :o)

      • You were right with 41. I’m pretty sure I’ve divulged my age here in the past.

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh yeah, yeah, I think we have had this conversation, haven’t we?

  16. UJ

    America should bite Cheryl Cole in the face.


    Everyone else that wants to keep hating him, are people who
    1. Don’t really care about Rihanna anyway and couldn’t care less about real domestic violence
    2. Hate Chris Anyway b/c they are jealous of his success
    3. Racists who find any excuse to jump on the Hating Bandwagon especially if its a black man
    4. Just plain A-holes

    • CranAppleSnapple

      You are a very stupid person.

    • is that you Kate?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Also, are you saying he beats girls because he’s black? Because that makes you the racist.
      Regardless, as he’s such a prize, you should really try to date him. You would be happy to be beaten around when things don’t go his way, right?

    • Dramatic Puddle

      Wow. Let’s hope YOU get a beat-down so we can all see how fast YOU forgive the asshole who beats the shit out of you. Not that I’d care; I’d be willing to pay to see the show. Stupid people like you deserve to be punched around. Jealous of Chris Brown? No one is jealous of that talentless douche bag, you stupid twat.

    • El Jefe

      Lily, fuck you.

    • kimmykimkim

      Lilly, only racist black people call everybody else racist when they don’t agree with them. No one cares what fucking color he is. What people care about is that he’s a self loathing closet homo who punched a girl in the face for peepin his phone and that its “ok” now ’cause it was so long ago. I say shame on Rihanna for not castrating him that very night or at least once she was released from the hospital. And I say shame on you for being a racist and setting back not only your own people, but society as a whole.

  18. Oh yeah, let’s cut him some slack. BULLSHIT. Once a beater always a beater. Put him in the pokey and let some of the inmates have some fun with him. Maybe that will knock some sense into the self-entitled little prick.

  19. alex

    LOL–so this guy at the bar won the fucking jackpot and walked away from it? Chris Brown is right in your face and you dont egg him on? If that guy got hit by brown, he would be driving around in one of those fancy cars the very next day….When Browns reps deliver a suitcase full of cash. Or at the very least, pop the doubebag in the nose for all the positive publicity they would receive. Clearly, Brown was verbally assaulting the guy. Which makes it totally within his rights.

  20. “He’s talented as hell.” So, simply because he was talented, that merits complete forgiveness of him being an abuser? Roman Polanski is a fine director, it doesn’t change the fact he’s a kid toucher.

    Cheryl should stop speaking altogether and just keep looking hot, it’s HER only ‘talent.’

    • Asha


      Hitler was a talented painter, so I guess the Holocaust was just a silly mistake and we should all forgive him.

    • By the way, Roman Polanski didn’t just touch that girl, he drugged and sodomized her. And she’s the one who spoke up. You gotta know he did it to more than one little girl.

  21. Sminkypinky

    Weird really because she should be able to spot a narcissistic douchebag a mile away, she was married to one , Ashley Cole, the infamous two-timing English soccer player.

  22. The Royal Penis

    Suddenly I want to punch Cheryl in the face.

    At least I know she’ll forgive me afterwards.

  23. Cheryl Cole Supports Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she has no legs…I’d still bang her!!!

  24. suckmyladydick

    So this dumb bitch essentially just confirmed that her cheating assfaced husband also beats her sometimes, but she’s a super duper mature woman so she forgives him because as long as you’re talented it’s totally cool to beat the shit out of people if your feefee’s get hurt or you’re cwanky and tyty.

  25. El Jefe

    Fuck you Cheryl Cole, you stupid tattooed up ghetto gutter chav skank. You are an utter imbecile.

    Why don’t you go date Chris Brown then so he can beat your stupid ass. Clearly you deserve it and think it is acceptable.

  26. He is another one that needs to be cut off. If it was like in the old days with say Ike Turner, nobody would hire him again after they learned what he did to Tina. That’s what needs to happen to Chris Brown.

    But he makes too much money for his handlers and we all know that in the entertainment industry, money talks bullshit walks.

  27. Blech

    Sure, I can forgive Chris Brown for beating that turd, Rihanna. OK.

    What I won’t ever forgive is the neverending transgression against society more kindly referred to as “his talent and presence”.

  28. Cheryl Cole Supports Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair looks healthy, but I HATE her makeup. Too greasy looking= Foundation, powder, then bronzer all caked on.
    Also notice the highlighter below the bronzer around the bottom half of her face- PLEASE FIRE your makeup artist PRONTO!!! The artist LITERALLY drew a “V” with the highlighter.

    It makes me stare at her face even more to notice her broken bridge on her nose. I never noticed it until now.

  29. Jenny

    Haha. In Britain she can’t put a foot wrong, but you Americans are ripping it out of her!

  30. Blubbo

    I got three fucking words for ya: IKE FUCKING TURNER.

    He beat the living SHIT out of Tina. Did America forgive him? Ever? FUCK no. But this isn’t America anymore, it’s AmeriDUH.

    Someone should kick the shit out this pretty boy pansy and see how he likes it.

    • The only thing I can think of is that people are A) Stupid as fuck now, B) Had genuine respect for Tina, and C) Find it hard to imagine not wanting to punch the shit out of Rihanna for being such a pathetic skank.

      Unfortunately, as much as I hate Rihanna, that doesn’t give him the right. Will never forgive him and will never forgive her for forgiving him. They are morons who deserve each other.

  31. JMC

    She has zero talent, style or elegance and just proved she’s a moron.

  32. lily

    shut your mouth you stupid over made up british pig.

  33. JJ

    Everything that comes out of her mouth is contrived, PR crap. She attaches herself to famous men in the US looking for a ride on their coat-tails, and now, she is opening her mouth on a controversial issue in the US hoping that it will get her attention. She is desperate to ‘make it’ in America. She is really full of herself. She thinks she is an international ICON for God’s sakes! Maybe she should quiently slink away and practice some humility.

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