Cheryl Burke in a Bikini and Other News

♫ Hey, hey, wait a minute, Mr. Postman… ♫ — Wait. Oh, God.

- Christina Applegate had a baby. [TooFab]

- Joaquin Phoenix didn’t retire after all. What are the odds? [Popeater]

- Brad Pitt might have explosives in his boxers. [Dlisted]

- Tom Hardy is that guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently all of Glee is assholes. [IDLYITW]

- Ditto for its guest stars, but mainly Gwyneth Paltrow. [BuzzFeed]

- Lindsay Lohan’s outfit gives a clear indication of her blood toxicity. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tila Tequila has another sex tape she’s going to pretend she doesn’t want you to see while secretly marketing it through PornHub. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rosie Huntington Whiteley gives herself a breast exam. — Why are you still here? [Amy Grindhouse]

- Diane Kruger continues her unhealthy obsession with jungle cat-themed clothing. [Popoholic]

- Tyler Perry is your Morgan Freeman character now. [Bossip]

- Kim and Kourtney Kardashian do Piers Morgan, more importantly, hand breasts motions. [Celebslam]

- Weird Boobs: The Tragedy of Gravity and Age in the Era of Digital Photography. [theCHIVE]

- 25 Sports Movies You Watch Just for the Ladies [Bleacher Report]

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