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- Joaquin Phoenix didn’t retire after all. What are the odds? [Popeater]
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- Tom Hardy is that guy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Apparently all of Glee is assholes. [IDLYITW]
- Ditto for its guest stars, but mainly Gwyneth Paltrow. [BuzzFeed]
- Lindsay Lohan‘s outfit gives a clear indication of her blood toxicity. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Tila Tequila has another sex tape she’s going to pretend she doesn’t want you to see while secretly marketing it through PornHub. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Rosie Huntington Whiteley gives herself a breast exam. — Why are you still here? [Amy Grindhouse]
- Diane Kruger continues her unhealthy obsession with jungle cat-themed clothing. [Popoholic]
- Tyler Perry is your Morgan Freeman character now. [Bossip]
- Kim and Kourtney Kardashian do Piers Morgan, more importantly, hand breasts motions. [Celebslam]
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I vudd still hitten das.
FIRST!!!!
Das Butter-Facen
Jawohl – dugan arbeiten
I was going to Google her to find out who she was, but her face convinced me otherwise.
Same here. She’s got a fivehead and kind of a Jon Gosselin Downs thing going on, not to mention that her thighs are fat.
Oh, great.
Snooki has a sister?!
Bwahhahahaha!
Win.
CANKLE
Hasn’t she heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter”?
Oh well…
Who am I kidding, I’d still splooge thrice
man she has a fat puss!!! i know i’d get drowned with my little turtle head!!!
wow she has a fat puss!!!! I know she couldn’t feel my little uncircumcised turtle head in her….. :(
Bangin’ little bod, she can come dancing in my ballroom anytime.
Number one on my list of fat chicks ill bang, but ill move her down to number nine, if I hear any rumors she was beautifully CUT by the creator and ruler of the universe. Because, there is such a thing as “good high blood pressure” Dr OZ confirmed it. Or ask Charlie Sheen.
Wow, this woman is just beautiful from head to toe. Anyone who thinks this woman is fat is clearly gay.
those hips n thighs in pic 18, and that smile in pic 14–they make me wana slam her on her back and take her hard. then these others well i just wana slam her, crack open a beer, and watch netflix..
shes not fat, she just has large hips, not her fault
25 shots and not one ass shot. so much for her being a dancer..
Yeah everything looks pretty good but I could use one solid shot of the ass taken directly from behind. But no matter what that shot looked like I still wouldn’t hesitate to grab those hips, saddle up, and ride.
So Jane Lynch is protesting the Westminster dog show because she says buying pure breeds causes the deaths of thousands of unwanted mutts in shelters all over the US, and she wants Westminster to run PETA ads during the show because of that? Wait, Jane is aware that PETA murders more strays and lost animals then any other type of shelter, in some cases putting down dogs and cats the same day they come in without even trying to find their owners, right? I like Jane, I think she’s a funny lady. but if she is that fucking stupid and/or too lazy to research the shit she’s getting on a soapbox over, she can just go fuck herself right along with Sean Penn, and that tubby fucker from Shawshank Redemption.
noassatall
***SUSPICIOUS BULGE ALERT*** pic #12.
“Houston, we HAVE a penis…”
Cheryl’s got some of that Olivia Munn look to her.
Cheryl and Olivia Munn could be sisters. or the same person.
are you blind? they have totally different faces, and their bodies could not be more opposite. Olivia Munn is lanky and tall, while CB is a short, squat girl.
sigh..more tila tequila sex tapes. Even if her vag lips didn’t look like month old roast beef, complete with black edge highlighting, she’s still got those 6″ long scars on her “boobs” from the cheap implant job.
Mud flaps.
Dancing with the Stars. No wonder none of us have heard of her. Bangin’ body, but I thought a professional dancer would be a little tighter in the ass and legs region.
John Gosselin’s sister?
I have no idea who this is and I totally dont get the Mr Postman song joke.
Fish left a funny about the fact that this girl was molested by a postman as a child. HA! Abusing children is hilarious!
In addition…we were supposed to know that? I mean, I and a lot of other people here don’t even know who this woman is, let alone this semi-obscure fact about this semi-obscure woman. Kinda fail, really.
Oh My God her legs are badass!
Concur.
Are you sure that’s not Delta Burke?
hah delta burke was pretty damn hot at that age, ever seen first n ten?
What a beautiful body. Every healthy woman should look like this.
I’d fucking have my jaw wired shut if I was as flabby as this bitch. Guess you like chubies.
Valentina, I am with ya. She does have a great midsection- she can’t help the shape of her legs. If she dances as much as she does, and still has no muscle definition in her legs, she just can’t get it at all. I feel bad for people like that- I get muscle so easily.
by muscle are you referring to your boyfriend’s dick up your ass? Douche
Congrats Christina Applegate on her baby!
Fuck “Glee.” The sooner this idiotic show is canceled, the better. And if that offends the gay community, then so be it.
See, I actually liked the first season of Glee – I enjoyed the music and the dancing and the underdog story. Then it turned into a weekly, thinly-veiled, hour-long militant gay rights broadcast. Irrespective of my beliefs on homosexuality, I’m not interested in being lectured to ad nauseam when I expect to be entertained.
Well put, Iveski
hah. I thought Glee looked “gay” but I didn’t know it was Gay. I don’t know why I’m surprised. Maybe because I’m so used to network television being overtly gay and pretending it isn’t. Thats why I quit watching the HGTV network. Supposed to be about home & garden stuff, but it’s just one gay couple after another…I don’t need your agenda shoved at me unlubed, thanks.
A face only a Kraken could love.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!
She’s got HUGE legs and a non-existent ass, WTF?
I would tap that ass right on the beach. Damn she looks good.
She has the dancers low center of gravity otherwise known as a junked trunk.
I see Tila Tequila is still with the two fingers club. When is the 4 fingers club going to open the books for her? Wonder what capo Sammy the ghoul have to say about this?
Someone needs to put Baby back in the corner. Where’s Patrick Swayze when you need him?
mound for pound
This should be hot, but it isn’t
What an inspiration…to have been molested like she was and still go out in a bikini and own her ugly body like this…just so, so brave.
Now that’s a bikini body. Not too skinny, not too fat… just right.
agreed!!! shes amazinggg
She is a dancer. One of the pros from DTWS and apparently the first 2 time winner amongst the pros. Funny, but she really doesn’t look too much like she is in any kind of shape to be a professional dancer. Then again, she was working with the amatuers that DWTS parades through their show every year, so she probably didn’t need to be in too good a shape after all.
what a fatso..
I hope Christina Applegate’s baby is ok and doesn’t starve to death….
because she is missing her tits due to cancer and thus can’t lactate? You sair are my hero.
psssssssssssssst: SHE IS JUST FAMOUS FOR 45 SECONDS, folks!!
beautiful woman!
Yes please.
That, my friends, is a thing of beauty
Butterface. We needa paper bag, STAT!!! Nice body though. Not fat, not thin, curvy but not overweight. She’s not a fatso. Christina Hendricks and that Coco skank are fat. This chick is short and a lot of shorter girls have short legs that are more muscular and thick. Not bad though.
Seems to have gotten over that whole (ahem) “molestation” thingy pretty well.
With all the dancing she presumably does, this chick must eat like a horse to stay that thick. Well done, Cheryl, well done.
DAMN! I was hoping for some toe, but to no avail.