Cheryl Burke in a Bikini and Other News

February 1st, 2011 // 69 Comments

♫ Hey, hey, wait a minute, Mr. Postman… ♫ — Wait. Oh, God.

- Christina Applegate had a baby. [TooFab]

- Joaquin Phoenix didn’t retire after all. What are the odds? [Popeater]

- Brad Pitt might have explosives in his boxers. [Dlisted]

- Tom Hardy is that guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently all of Glee is assholes. [IDLYITW]

- Ditto for its guest stars, but mainly Gwyneth Paltrow. [BuzzFeed]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s outfit gives a clear indication of her blood toxicity. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tila Tequila has another sex tape she’s going to pretend she doesn’t want you to see while secretly marketing it through PornHub. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rosie Huntington Whiteley gives herself a breast exam. — Why are you still here? [Amy Grindhouse]

- Diane Kruger continues her unhealthy obsession with jungle cat-themed clothing. [Popoholic]

- Tyler Perry is your Morgan Freeman character now. [Bossip]

- Kim and Kourtney Kardashian do Piers Morgan, more importantly, hand breasts motions. [Celebslam]

- Weird Boobs: The Tragedy of Gravity and Age in the Era of Digital Photography. [theCHIVE]

- 25 Sports Movies You Watch Just for the Ladies [Bleacher Report]

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  1. DarthBlue

    FIRST!!!!

  2. Cheryl Burke
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to Google her to find out who she was, but her face convinced me otherwise.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      Same here. She’s got a fivehead and kind of a Jon Gosselin Downs thing going on, not to mention that her thighs are fat.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Oh, great.

    Snooki has a sister?!

  4. RoboZombie

    CANKLE

  5. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Hasn’t she heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter”?
    Oh well…
    Who am I kidding, I’d still splooge thrice

  6. Cheryl Burke
    joe blow
    Commented on this photo:

    man she has a fat puss!!! i know i’d get drowned with my little turtle head!!!

  7. Cheryl Burke
    joe blow
    Commented on this photo:

    wow she has a fat puss!!!! I know she couldn’t feel my little uncircumcised turtle head in her….. :(

  8. Bucky Barnes

    Bangin’ little bod, she can come dancing in my ballroom anytime.

  9. Rough City, U.S.A.

    Number one on my list of fat chicks ill bang, but ill move her down to number nine, if I hear any rumors she was beautifully CUT by the creator and ruler of the universe. Because, there is such a thing as “good high blood pressure” Dr OZ confirmed it. Or ask Charlie Sheen.

  10. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    Wow, this woman is just beautiful from head to toe. Anyone who thinks this woman is fat is clearly gay.

  11. 25 shots and not one ass shot. so much for her being a dancer..

    • Hans Island

      Yeah everything looks pretty good but I could use one solid shot of the ass taken directly from behind. But no matter what that shot looked like I still wouldn’t hesitate to grab those hips, saddle up, and ride.

  12. So Jane Lynch is protesting the Westminster dog show because she says buying pure breeds causes the deaths of thousands of unwanted mutts in shelters all over the US, and she wants Westminster to run PETA ads during the show because of that? Wait, Jane is aware that PETA murders more strays and lost animals then any other type of shelter, in some cases putting down dogs and cats the same day they come in without even trying to find their owners, right? I like Jane, I think she’s a funny lady. but if she is that fucking stupid and/or too lazy to research the shit she’s getting on a soapbox over, she can just go fuck herself right along with Sean Penn, and that tubby fucker from Shawshank Redemption.

  13. Cheryl Burke
    matt
    Commented on this photo:

    noassatall

  14. Bucky Barnes

    ***SUSPICIOUS BULGE ALERT*** pic #12.
    “Houston, we HAVE a penis…”

  15. Cheryl Burke
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheryl’s got some of that Olivia Munn look to her.

  16. DogBoy

    Cheryl and Olivia Munn could be sisters. or the same person.

    • abe vigoda's eyebrows

      are you blind? they have totally different faces, and their bodies could not be more opposite. Olivia Munn is lanky and tall, while CB is a short, squat girl.

  17. sigh..more tila tequila sex tapes. Even if her vag lips didn’t look like month old roast beef, complete with black edge highlighting, she’s still got those 6″ long scars on her “boobs” from the cheap implant job.

  18. Cardinal Fang

    Dancing with the Stars. No wonder none of us have heard of her. Bangin’ body, but I thought a professional dancer would be a little tighter in the ass and legs region.

  19. Lady Blah Blah

    John Gosselin’s sister?

  20. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I have no idea who this is and I totally dont get the Mr Postman song joke.

    • mantlesoc

      Fish left a funny about the fact that this girl was molested by a postman as a child. HA! Abusing children is hilarious!

      • TomFrank

        In addition…we were supposed to know that? I mean, I and a lot of other people here don’t even know who this woman is, let alone this semi-obscure fact about this semi-obscure woman. Kinda fail, really.

  21. Cheryl Burke
    Shooter
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh My God her legs are badass!

  22. Are you sure that’s not Delta Burke?

  23. Sam

    What a beautiful body. Every healthy woman should look like this.

    • Valentina

      I’d fucking have my jaw wired shut if I was as flabby as this bitch. Guess you like chubies.

      • abe vigoda's eyebrows

        Valentina, I am with ya. She does have a great midsection- she can’t help the shape of her legs. If she dances as much as she does, and still has no muscle definition in her legs, she just can’t get it at all. I feel bad for people like that- I get muscle so easily.

      • krutboo

        by muscle are you referring to your boyfriend’s dick up your ass? Douche

  24. Congrats Christina Applegate on her baby!

  25. Frobz

    Fuck “Glee.” The sooner this idiotic show is canceled, the better. And if that offends the gay community, then so be it.

    • See, I actually liked the first season of Glee – I enjoyed the music and the dancing and the underdog story. Then it turned into a weekly, thinly-veiled, hour-long militant gay rights broadcast. Irrespective of my beliefs on homosexuality, I’m not interested in being lectured to ad nauseam when I expect to be entertained.

      • Mortimer Duke

        Well put, Iveski

      • hah. I thought Glee looked “gay” but I didn’t know it was Gay. I don’t know why I’m surprised. Maybe because I’m so used to network television being overtly gay and pretending it isn’t. Thats why I quit watching the HGTV network. Supposed to be about home & garden stuff, but it’s just one gay couple after another…I don’t need your agenda shoved at me unlubed, thanks.

  26. Mike

    A face only a Kraken could love.

  27. Cheryl Burke
    huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got HUGE legs and a non-existent ass, WTF?

  28. I would tap that ass right on the beach. Damn she looks good.

  29. jojo

    She has the dancers low center of gravity otherwise known as a junked trunk.

  30. Rough City, U.S.A.

    I see Tila Tequila is still with the two fingers club. When is the 4 fingers club going to open the books for her? Wonder what capo Sammy the ghoul have to say about this?

  31. Someone needs to put Baby back in the corner. Where’s Patrick Swayze when you need him?

  32. Cheryl Burke
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    mound for pound

  33. Cheryl Burke
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    This should be hot, but it isn’t

  34. Cheryl Burke
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    What an inspiration…to have been molested like she was and still go out in a bikini and own her ugly body like this…just so, so brave.

  35. Cheryl Burke
    wavaxa2
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s a bikini body. Not too skinny, not too fat… just right.

  36. Cheryl Burke
    babooda
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a dancer. One of the pros from DTWS and apparently the first 2 time winner amongst the pros. Funny, but she really doesn’t look too much like she is in any kind of shape to be a professional dancer. Then again, she was working with the amatuers that DWTS parades through their show every year, so she probably didn’t need to be in too good a shape after all.

  37. fingerling

    what a fatso..

  38. dk

    I hope Christina Applegate’s baby is ok and doesn’t starve to death….

  39. captain america

    psssssssssssssst: SHE IS JUST FAMOUS FOR 45 SECONDS, folks!!

  40. yo

    beautiful woman!

  41. Cheryl Burke
    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes please.

  42. Cheryl Burke
    George
    Commented on this photo:

    That, my friends, is a thing of beauty

  43. Butterface. We needa paper bag, STAT!!! Nice body though. Not fat, not thin, curvy but not overweight. She’s not a fatso. Christina Hendricks and that Coco skank are fat. This chick is short and a lot of shorter girls have short legs that are more muscular and thick. Not bad though.

  44. Cheryl Burke
    President0dumb0
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems to have gotten over that whole (ahem) “molestation” thingy pretty well.

    With all the dancing she presumably does, this chick must eat like a horse to stay that thick. Well done, Cheryl, well done.

  45. Cheryl Burke
    Phatty
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN! I was hoping for some toe, but to no avail.

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