Cheryl Burke of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let’s say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no clue what a ballroom dancer’s ass is supposed to look like. I assume something’s missing. Wait, don’t tell me; a chandelier! Ha! Superficial Writer, you old devil, you’ve done it again.
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whatever | July 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm
FAT. ASS.
someguy | July 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm
First. I am a loser.
Slout | July 8, 2008 at 2:20 pm
pear anyone?
trumper | July 8, 2008 at 2:20 pm
So not freaking hot
sillysalamander | July 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm
FIFTH MOTHER-BITCHES!!!
BOOOOOYAH!!!!
veggi | July 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
She looks like the mom of the kids I used to nanny.. This is so exciting!!
I”m gonna go guess jelly bean flavors now..
jake | July 8, 2008 at 2:24 pm
for all that dancing she does, she sure is a pudgy little piglet.
Voracious | July 8, 2008 at 2:24 pm
LOL @ 4!!!
nipolian | July 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Pic 3…….a little CT through all the bush.
Mark | July 8, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I think she looks like a dancer! She looks like a lot of the dancers at “The Mud Hole” just off I-95. Pitcher of beer for a buck, table dance 2 bucks, lap dance 3 bucks. Not bad.
steve | July 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm
she’s a home-wrecking bitch. she sucked Drew Lachey’s dick and was caught red-handed by her now ex-boyfriend!
Sportsdvl | July 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm
No idea who this lady is but then again, not sure why anyone would know as NO ONE should ever be watching shit like Dancing With the Stars!
Cindy | July 8, 2008 at 2:35 pm
In an interview she said she plans to follow up “Dancing” by breaking into the music biz, and that Mya was already advising her on how to present herself.
Capers | July 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm
She is definitely quite pudgy….yet still cute……Don’t get her hairstyle, though…never have…….
The Rule | July 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm
It’s ok for her to have that body, but she has to be willing to do anal, otherwise, no deal.
Ted Mosby | July 8, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Soggy bottom girl.
Harry | July 8, 2008 at 2:45 pm
If there had to be one DWTS chick to be seen in a bikini, why couldn’t it have been the Mormon girl, Julianne? There is no God.
Jimbo | July 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I agree with “The Rule” – if you’re going to say all that crap about “real women with curves” then you have to get that big round butt up in the air, spread those fat asscheeks, and give it up for Jimbo’s One-Eyed Rotor-Rooter. Otherwise, what’s the point of being “curvy”?
Robert Acquafresca | July 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Where is the dirty latina maids trailer to go with this picture?
Googlybits | July 8, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Em, she looks good and normal, you fat men who burp and fart at night craving anorexic whores!
I hate you | July 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yeah, I’ll bet you sick fucks really get action. Anyway, why the hell you want to put your gross tiny penis in where the shit comes out? Please, the most you ever get is probably your astrainged wifes victoria secret mags.
LBI | July 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm
She’s no better than the chicks I plug at the Jersey shore…..when is some real talent going to be posted on this site???
Rick | July 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Very disappointing butt shot. She’s chubby – really chubby from the waist down – and she’s known for being quick to suck cock, so it seems like she’ll be a fun bounce-around-in-bed (but don’t be seen in public) type of chick. From all the front shots, you’d expect a big round booty. Instead it’s soccer-mom wide and spreads into her massive thighs in a big orgy of hail damage. She’s 24 years old and a dancer. Unbelievable.
Rand | July 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
kind of thunder thighs.
Bigheadmike | July 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Come on people. Again, another case where she is better looking and more successful than any piece you will ever have the opportunity to get.
Matt | July 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm
“your astrainged wifes”
#21 – you must be referring to the astringent your sphincter encountered, causing you to write that comment.
Kate | July 8, 2008 at 3:07 pm
She’s only 24? I thought she was like 38 or something. Yeah she’s chubby and yeah she’d look a hell of a lot worse if she weren’t so tan, the dark skin makes her look thinner. But i mean, she isn’t completely lost, some cardio and strength training and she’d be looking a lot better.
Ed | July 8, 2008 at 3:08 pm
“Come on people. Again, another case where she is better looking and more successful than any piece you will ever have the opportunity to get.”
You must be looking at a different set of pictures. This is a very ordinary looking girl, like all the ones who put on the “freshman 15″ and never take it off. By 24 they’re lugging around big fat thighs that are only going to get bigger with time, then truly enormous after they have kids, until you get the she-beast that you see all the time on family vacations. It’s sad.
I hate you | July 8, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Yeah, fucked that up, but you get my point.
Dennis | July 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
She looks overweight but when I watch her on that dancing show,,,,, I want to bang her like a cheat screen door on a winding day!
Dennis | July 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
She looks overweight but when I watch her on that dancing show,,,,, I want to bang her like a cheap screen door on a winding day!
coffeebean | July 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Neck to waist – 6
Above neck – 4
Below waist – 2
Racer X | July 8, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I bet she could go all night.
/I’d hit it like a single up the middle
Eric | July 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
#25 – you must be one of those simpering guys who work hard to curry favor with women. Be a man. This somewhat cute, overweight, pear-shaped girl is who I go after when I’m at a bar, drunk, horny, and it’s only 30 minutes to closing time. And trust me, she’ll say yes. She knows she has to put out, with that body.
VtFarmboy | July 8, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Hey dont knock it…… if she sucks and swallows who cares about a little chub. None of you are going to marry her anyway. she looks healthy not like shes starving her self to death just to keep herself employed. She looks better than the average 20 somthing and pictures dont cost anything. Like my father always told me never pay thousands of dollars for somthing you can get for 20 bucks……. just keep the pennicillin script ready.
Kate | July 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
what size do you think she wears?
mimi | July 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
… and FISH-HEAD still SUKS!
veggi | July 8, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I’m scared. I’m beginning to agree with mimi..
This is boring shit, fish..
Tim | July 8, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Meh. My girlfriend has a much better body. So do a lot of the girls at the beach (thank god for dark sunglasses). None of them are rich or famous as far as I know, but I’m a man so I’m not looking to leech off a girl anyway.
sixpack | July 8, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I’d ride that wave like muthafuckin’ Agent Johnny Utah.
Miss Kitty | July 8, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Jeez! Who ate all the pies? For a “dancer” she must be really putting some food away in order to look that bad. Im her age and have no kids, but i don’t get the time to exercise that much i even i don’t have that much cellulite!
pistola | July 8, 2008 at 3:23 pm
i’d say she’s a size 8 to 10.
veggi | July 8, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Honestly, I don’t think I’ll come back here if it’s going to be bikini “stories” for the next 2 months. Some bit of actual celebrity news is better, even if it’s about some random mud person.
veggi | July 8, 2008 at 3:26 pm
43- What the fuck is a random mud person, ya fuckin weirdo??
See ya fuckers. I’m done for the day !! Yay me!!
nipolian | July 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Every season during pre-production of DWTS one contestant is always overheard saying……..”Fuck, I drew the fat, ugly, Southeast Asian bitch!
Wendy | July 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Is it safe for her to be running on the beach, with that big fault line they have along the coast out there?
Vince | July 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
She looks like my sister. My sister has 3 kids. She’s 35 years old. As far as I know, she’s never been a dancer.
melindawarren | July 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
WOW she has a really flat butt! She still looks good!!
Barely Stearn | July 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Fat. Fat. Fat. Ridiculously fat.
By the way: Who is this?
Pameela | July 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm
shes kinda chubby for a dancer