Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again

FAT. ASS.

First. I am a loser.

pear anyone?

So not freaking hot

FIFTH MOTHER-BITCHES!!!
BOOOOOYAH!!!!

She looks like the mom of the kids I used to nanny.. This is so exciting!!

I”m gonna go guess jelly bean flavors now..

for all that dancing she does, she sure is a pudgy little piglet.

LOL @ 4!!!

Pic 3…….a little CT through all the bush.

I think she looks like a dancer! She looks like a lot of the dancers at “The Mud Hole” just off I-95. Pitcher of beer for a buck, table dance 2 bucks, lap dance 3 bucks. Not bad.

she’s a home-wrecking bitch. she sucked Drew Lachey’s dick and was caught red-handed by her now ex-boyfriend!

No idea who this lady is but then again, not sure why anyone would know as NO ONE should ever be watching shit like Dancing With the Stars!

In an interview she said she plans to follow up “Dancing” by breaking into the music biz, and that Mya was already advising her on how to present herself.

She is definitely quite pudgy….yet still cute……Don’t get her hairstyle, though…never have…….

It’s ok for her to have that body, but she has to be willing to do anal, otherwise, no deal.

Soggy bottom girl.

If there had to be one DWTS chick to be seen in a bikini, why couldn’t it have been the Mormon girl, Julianne? There is no God.

I agree with “The Rule” – if you’re going to say all that crap about “real women with curves” then you have to get that big round butt up in the air, spread those fat asscheeks, and give it up for Jimbo’s One-Eyed Rotor-Rooter. Otherwise, what’s the point of being “curvy”?

Where is the dirty latina maids trailer to go with this picture?

Em, she looks good and normal, you fat men who burp and fart at night craving anorexic whores!

Yeah, I’ll bet you sick fucks really get action. Anyway, why the hell you want to put your gross tiny penis in where the shit comes out? Please, the most you ever get is probably your astrainged wifes victoria secret mags.

She’s no better than the chicks I plug at the Jersey shore…..when is some real talent going to be posted on this site???

Very disappointing butt shot. She’s chubby – really chubby from the waist down – and she’s known for being quick to suck cock, so it seems like she’ll be a fun bounce-around-in-bed (but don’t be seen in public) type of chick. From all the front shots, you’d expect a big round booty. Instead it’s soccer-mom wide and spreads into her massive thighs in a big orgy of hail damage. She’s 24 years old and a dancer. Unbelievable.

kind of thunder thighs.

Come on people. Again, another case where she is better looking and more successful than any piece you will ever have the opportunity to get.

“your astrainged wifes”

#21 – you must be referring to the astringent your sphincter encountered, causing you to write that comment.

She’s only 24? I thought she was like 38 or something. Yeah she’s chubby and yeah she’d look a hell of a lot worse if she weren’t so tan, the dark skin makes her look thinner. But i mean, she isn’t completely lost, some cardio and strength training and she’d be looking a lot better.

“Come on people. Again, another case where she is better looking and more successful than any piece you will ever have the opportunity to get.”

You must be looking at a different set of pictures. This is a very ordinary looking girl, like all the ones who put on the “freshman 15″ and never take it off. By 24 they’re lugging around big fat thighs that are only going to get bigger with time, then truly enormous after they have kids, until you get the she-beast that you see all the time on family vacations. It’s sad.

Yeah, fucked that up, but you get my point.

She looks overweight but when I watch her on that dancing show,,,,, I want to bang her like a cheat screen door on a winding day!

She looks overweight but when I watch her on that dancing show,,,,, I want to bang her like a cheap screen door on a winding day!

Neck to waist – 6
Above neck – 4
Below waist – 2

I bet she could go all night.

/I’d hit it like a single up the middle

#25 – you must be one of those simpering guys who work hard to curry favor with women. Be a man. This somewhat cute, overweight, pear-shaped girl is who I go after when I’m at a bar, drunk, horny, and it’s only 30 minutes to closing time. And trust me, she’ll say yes. She knows she has to put out, with that body.

Hey dont knock it…… if she sucks and swallows who cares about a little chub. None of you are going to marry her anyway. she looks healthy not like shes starving her self to death just to keep herself employed. She looks better than the average 20 somthing and pictures dont cost anything. Like my father always told me never pay thousands of dollars for somthing you can get for 20 bucks……. just keep the pennicillin script ready.

what size do you think she wears?

… and FISH-HEAD still SUKS!

I’m scared. I’m beginning to agree with mimi..

This is boring shit, fish..

Meh. My girlfriend has a much better body. So do a lot of the girls at the beach (thank god for dark sunglasses). None of them are rich or famous as far as I know, but I’m a man so I’m not looking to leech off a girl anyway.

I’d ride that wave like muthafuckin’ Agent Johnny Utah.

Jeez! Who ate all the pies? For a “dancer” she must be really putting some food away in order to look that bad. Im her age and have no kids, but i don’t get the time to exercise that much i even i don’t have that much cellulite!

i’d say she’s a size 8 to 10.

Honestly, I don’t think I’ll come back here if it’s going to be bikini “stories” for the next 2 months. Some bit of actual celebrity news is better, even if it’s about some random mud person.

43- What the fuck is a random mud person, ya fuckin weirdo??

See ya fuckers. I’m done for the day !! Yay me!!

Every season during pre-production of DWTS one contestant is always overheard saying……..”Fuck, I drew the fat, ugly, Southeast Asian bitch!

Is it safe for her to be running on the beach, with that big fault line they have along the coast out there?

She looks like my sister. My sister has 3 kids. She’s 35 years old. As far as I know, she’s never been a dancer.

WOW she has a really flat butt! She still looks good!!

Fat. Fat. Fat. Ridiculously fat.

By the way: Who is this?

shes kinda chubby for a dancer