Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again

Cheryl Burke of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let’s say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no clue what a ballroom dancer’s ass is supposed to look like. I assume something’s missing. Wait, don’t tell me; a chandelier! Ha! Superficial Writer, you old devil, you’ve done it again.