Cher admits to secret romance with Tom Cruise

April 30th, 2008 // 67 Comments

Cher sat down with Oprah Winfrey for a special interview at the Colosseum in Las Vegas where the legendary singer dropped the bomb that she was once getting Top Gun’d by Tom Cruise. The special will air May 8, but People has some details on Cher and Tom’s relationship:

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “
Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

Sometimes to pull off a joke I have to admit embarrassing facts about myself. In this case, that I have seen episodes of Will & Grace*. But, did anyone see the one where Jack was obsessed with Cher? I rest my case.

*Just so no one doubts I’m all man, during the episode I hunted a deer while competing in a NASCAR race. But that stupid helmet totally ruined my cucumber face mask.

Photo: Daily Mail, WireImage

  1. yukadoozer

    I knew she was hung.

  2. Anexio

    Are those wax models?


  3. yukadoozer

    woo-hoo! i win i win i win…

  4. Anexio

    Oh, and I meant to add….

    Are those hillbilly teeth on TC? What the fuck?

  5. LIly

    Can you picture them having sex? EWWW

  6. Anonymous

    Cher better be looking over her shoulder now. The Scientology freaks are gonna hunt her down and make her commit “suicide”.

  7. lizikins

    my god cher’s head is huge!

  8. yukadoozer

    They’re braces, dipshit. As in messed up teeth. Duh.

  9. mh

    he is using braces

  10. Vet

    That’s so strange….


    Tom Cruise loves Cher’s thieving armenian gypsy whore cock.

  12. Can anyone say………Tranny?

  13. Why does Tom’s weiner look like a microphone?

  14. norton

    I wonder how much Tommy paid Cher to regurgitate that story – all in the name of quelling the homo rumors.

    Wait until Katie and he finally divorce and she drops dime on him. LOL

  15. deacon jones

    Caption for this photo:
    “Oh my god, you went from Botox to molten plastic, didnt you?”

  16. jojo

    I wonder which one of them screws the other !!! i guess that would be Cher !
    what a repulsive scene these two bangging ! i just barfed !! alot

  17. noneyobeezwax

    this story is total bullshit. everyone knows that TCLTC and cher was definitely pre-op when this alleged trist took place.

    for shame cher, for shame

  18. No.16 Do you think were all ‘tards on this site..??????They met on millionaire did they ?? What 25 years ago, when the net was just kicking off ??? STAY AWAY from this site you muppet spammers…..Actually i have a nice pic of back when Cher and Tom were dating, enjoy….

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  20. whatever

    A good friend of mine went to high school with TC and said he was an arrogant jerk. Very mean to alot of people. So this “shy” routine is a crock!

  21. random

    Cher is starting to look a little bit like Rocky Dennis.

  22. Papahotnuts

    I wonder if Goose knew about this.

  23. nipolian

    Kim Kardashian, Lindsy Lohan & Winona Ryder………Get it?

  24. eh

    thats old news fish, she told E like last year or something anywho it was ages ago.

    i bet he has a pin dick hahaha

  25. Rump Her Steel Skin

    Is Cher considered a GGILF?

  26. HuckyDucky

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

  27. Snyggast

    Didn’t cher screw anthony kiedis when he was a teen? She’s Maltese, btw, not Armenian.

  28. Ugly people sex is just a step below old people sex on the barf-o-meter.

  29. l2research

    She’s Armenian.

  30. whatever

    they should have stayed together. they match each other in creepiness.

    people should stop mentioning that they have thrown up in their mouths a little. that’s pretty old. like cher!

  31. nipolian

    @23 A gypsy a tramp and a thief.


  32. mamadough

    it’s kinda like admitting your fucked mrs. johnson from the nursing home down the street. but those wheelchairs make for some hot positions…

  33. Wow, what a long setup.

  34. Harry Ballzack

    Her pet name for him was “Needle-Dick-The-Bug-Fucker”

  35. Sean

    Look at Cruise’s smile in that pic. Doesn’t that smile look like something out of a monster movie?

  36. Veroonica

    Everyone knows Cher is one of the biggest gay icons out there, so of course she would “beard”. Tom and the gay rumours are just like Gere and the Gerbil. Remember “Scream”, when Rose Mcgowan delivered that monologue about hearing something so much you just know it has to be true? You can tell me Tom Cruise is the biggest womanizer out there, and I will still see a short, loud, little pole smoker. I just heard it too many times.

    Cher is just looking for a little free P.R. Not like Tome is going to deny it.

  37. jrz

    Ugh…the ugly little transvestite babies they’d make.

  38. john

    A scientology ad. on thesuperficial, WTF- I’m done here, never again

  39. Bill Clinton

    Tom cruise is a fag!

  40. Grunion

    #38 we fucking get it already. your done and shit. great.

    So stop coming back you inbred moron.

  41. scares the living shit out of me

  42. FCS

    So Cher has cock then? Interesting…..

  43. Trover

    Another piece of proof that TC loves trannies……

  44. robert doosh

    Cher appealing to a gay? Get out of town!

  45. Sandi

    I have never been able to figure out what the draw was anyway with this creepy guy. Don’t you think they kind of look alike?

  46. sandy

    Okay, I will admit to being old enough to barely remember Cher back in the days of Sonny and Cher. She was never a classic model beauty, but she was an exotic beauty. And probably would be an attractive enough 61-year-old if she hadn’t started fucking with everything on her face 20 years ago or so.

    I am all for taking care of yourself, but when you are 60 f-ing years old your face SHOULD HAVE A LINE OR TWO! It’s called character, gives your face expression and let’s you be the tough old broad you have earned the right to be. And the blond hair… um, no, honey.

    She should join Pricsilla Presley and get a gig ad Madam Tussauds. The both fit right it.

    I used to think Cher was pretty cool — she rocked in Mask and Silkwood, and who didn’t love “Half Breed” in the seventies — but now her image is forever stained by the one who LTC.

    And he looks like he’s going to take a bite out of her neck.

  47. hi

    Cher is as hideous as amy zombie winehouse.

  48. Beats Pickin'

    Mask II – the Rusty Tullis Story – May ’08

  49. T

    That is a whole lot of UGLY!

  50. Oh Sweet Jesus, how great would it have been if they had a kid together. I’d have bet $5 the kid had a tenticle growing out of somewhere – and I DON’T mean he would have had a big schlong.

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