Goddammit, Cher, You’re 80. Put It Away.

April 11th, 2014 // 47 Comments

On Wednesday, I posted bikini photos of Minnie Driver that you people remarkably clicked the living shit out of, so you really only have yourselves to blame for this post. I am but a simple supplier here to meet your demand. You say nipples, I say how far down to the ground? This is our dance.



  1. Cher got those bolt-ons because her original issue breasts were too big. Or some such typical celebutard disinformation.

    • You’re kidding, right? She’s more stacked now than she was on The Sonny & Cher Show 40 years ago.

      • OK what I remember is that on the Sonny & Cher show they always joked about her small breasts but it was an in-joke because the truth was that she had reduction surgery after their child was born. It seems clear now that she changed her mind and decided to get them big (but not floppy) again.

      • Jaylynn

        Um…she had them lifted after having kids because they ballooned and reduced in a short time. There’s a difference.

  2. Ben

    You realize that’s a body suit, right? You can see the sleeves, although I’m having trouble picking out where the color is. I mean, it looks like muppet flesh for pete’s sake.

  3. Beats Madonna, the other randy grandmother.

    • it had to be said

      Well, Cher was probably 50 when Like a Virgin was a popular song on the radio, so that’s kind of a backhanded compliment.

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    Cock Dr
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    She must need improved cashflow very badly.

  5. That gut was made by Velveeta.

  6. A pregnant basset hound has better nipples.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    I don’t care how old she is, she’s still hotter than Kim or Khloe.

  8. True story. Cher inspired my very first erection.

  9. It doesn’t matter shape, size, age…bewbs.

  10. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    Somehow still less repugnant/tiresome than Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus.

  11. Actually she’ll be 68 years old in a little bit more that a month, she looks great for 68, but I wouldn’t hit that at all.

  12. Crazy Weasel

    She may be 80 but her tits are 60…. and her nose, chin, eyes…. OK. It was a frame off restoration.

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  14. AtomicMountain


    Well, she sure is making it easier for guys like me to win Cher look-alike contests!

  15. What is the meaning of this? Did she not previously admit that she could not, in fact, turn back time?

  16. expired_hippie

    I’m 70 and I don’t mind that many parts of her have been surgically enhanced. In fact, as others have said, she looks a damned sight better than some of the other ladies of her age (and some younger). Cher is still a great performer and looks good doing it! Wait until you young trolls get older. I don’t think your comments will be quite as snarky!

  17. born in ’46. still hangin’ out her bits.

  18. NSFF*
    *Not Safe For Fapping.

  19. Math point

    Jesus Christ fish, wtf!

    Supply and demand you say… I would like to demand more skars guard and cumberbatch.


    NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT. its about time this site quit with the libral colbert will save us bullshit and please colbert take away our guns please and git the fuck back to what this site is all about.

  21. surgerylass

    Cher’s breast implant look like a mono-boob.

    • Jaylynn

      She doesn’t have implants. That’s a costume bra top with a balconette push up. Implants look very different from her very real boobs.

  22. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    That’s Cleary a nude bra with a heart on it.

    • Jaylynn

      Neither…you can see the fabric below the chest. It’s one piece and is flesh color with sparkly sheen. It just has a bra look because of the push up form fit. Close though!

  23. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    looks good to me. mind anything looks good at my age. ho ho.


  25. JC

    She was born 9 months after the end of WW2.

    V Day barebacking.

  26. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    That’s definitely a bra and not pasties…

  27. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    If I could turn back time……

  28. Jaylynn

    Guess covered, iter” of this blurb didn’t actually do research on this outfit…it is flesh colored and not see through. The hearts are fabric attached to the top. Her boobs are covered, tummy is covered, arms are covered. Her legs are even partially covered. If you are going to put something onto a public forum(site) then you might want to do a little investigation before publishing it on the web. Oh and good luck on your next bash session.

    • Jaylynn

      Ugh…fkn phone.

      “Guess the writer of this little blurb”…is what that fail at the beginning was supposed to say. My bad.

  29. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    Honestly.. for 70-80.. That’s pretty hot. Plastic or not. She could pass for 50.

  30. Duke Steele


  31. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    Cher, is Cher the one and only, when she were’s clothes she dose it with a smile and she’s happy with the way she look’s.anyone who put’s her down for it best look to see how jellyface they realy are, beside she walks it all to the bank, and she’s kind of RICH. I say if you got it flant it, u go Cher your the best.

  32. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    You’re the best, not your the best, Jeeezus!

  33. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    She must be fed with my thick cum daily and she will look like a 18 year girl

  34. Cher Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    My 12 inches cock is standing and dangling like a mast seeing her body boobs and holes

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