Chelsea Handler seems like a fun gal

February 16th, 2009 // 87 Comments

It’s hard not to like Chelsea Handler–after all, by her own account she’s a foul-mouthed boozer who hasn’t shied away from the odd one-night stand or six in the past. (Mom?) Plus, she employs a Hispanic little person as her sidekick. Which is nice, as that demographic has been particularly affected by the economic downturn. (Where’s their bailout, Congress?)

She’s also returning with her E! series, Chelsea Lately, tonight, in a new time slot of 11 p.m./10 central. Make sure to check out tomorrow’s episode, where she interviews Married With Children‘s David Faustino. Has Faustino grown so desperate for work that he’s willing to dance for dog biscuits on national TV? Come on, entertainment gods…

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  1. analyst

    this is the first time i have ever felt betrayed by the superficial. please don’t ever sell out again.

  2. Igby

    I’m with Mama Pinkus and the rest.

    Chelsea’s awesome.

  3. Chelsea Handler seems kind of banged up in these pics. Not her best.

    Where are Heidi and Spencer? Those two are great!

  4. mkellermax

    DO NOT WANT

  5. denty

    To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  6. cordell walker

    this site has been constantly reaching new lows for the last couple of weeks, and the jokes are getting lamer. maybe the original writer has cashed in..
    regardles, this piece is a major turn for the worse. I understand the need for advertising, but not like this…

  7. Delgo

    Yeah dude. She’s a fun gal.
    Just means she’s beat ass ugly.

  8. SELLOUTWHORE!

    FUCKEN CUNT BITCH FAGGOT ASS ANAL LICKING DICK LOVING MONEY HUNGRY SHIT EATING LICE HAVING SELL OUT WHORE!

  9. Kodos

    This woman’s teeth scare me…..

  10. What a load of crap

    um wtf is this a dumb ad site now where E listers pay for publicity? i just snorted my coffee when i read that she’s a Fun Gal. i had to be a waitress for this talentless slub once. we were all briefed in advance that we “weren’t to look directly at her and keep our eyes on the floor.. we could walk slowly by at like 6 feet with plates of hors doevres but we couldnt put the tray close to her face or look like we were offering them to her because it makes her feel fat if food is shoved near her presence.” the woman was ugly fat and rude, got completely wasted, she and her guests made a huge mess and spilled drinks everywhere and demanded every kind of special treatment and were all around the very nastiest “famous” people i’ve ever encountered, which is alot. coming from someone who f’d her way to being what a talk show host? not even a real celeb this page is going downhill into ads and nothing but pap shots of someone not even barely famous in a dumpy bikini i’m over it and finding something else to read.

  11. Jerry Baxter

    Fucking horse mouth.

  12. moseymoe

    Booooooooo. Your selling out was almost smooth enough not to notice.

  13. Tom K

    She is by the far the prettiest Jew I have ever seen, and that’s not saying much because Jewish women are usually very, very, very, very, very unattractive.

  14. Betty

    Share your life and love with friends online. http://www.millionairecupids.zoomshare.com is a dating club for sexy rich single guys or girls to find their romantic love. Join for free, and go on have a look…Good luck to you all! My dear friends.

  15. myname

    what is WRONG w/ her eyes???… coke??? crack??? what???!

    ANSWER ME SENSIBLY :p

  16. Repentant Sinner

    She could do with a little jizzum to cover up the freckles. So sayeth the lord.

  17. Sent CH the only doc-recommended antidote to alcohol toxicity (no morning after hell). If anyone needs it it’s her. Watch the M.D. vids and promo videos (Playboy Mansion) by clicking the URL link and clicking on BLOG.

  18. Tom Collins

    Yea, don’t rip this bitch for looking awful. It’s really unfortunate that this comes on after The Soup sometimes, I can’t change the channel fast enough.

  19. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin

    Chelsea’s a drunk and a whore, and proud of it. She’s also makin’ a good livin’ at it, humilating herself on national TV trying to pretend she’s enjoying her life as a professional slut/drunk.

  20. marie e.

    not the most flattering picture of her….I loved her books though, they sucked me in!

  21. Yeah

    Chelsea Handler is a fucking joke.

  22. You're a whore

    Could you possibly put more banner ads for this show next to the oily post for this show, you utterly soul-less prostitute?

    I can’t wait for the post about how awesome Burger King is tomorrow.

  23. Just tell me who won’t fuck her if you are stuck with her in a room all alone???

    XOXO !!

  24. 2 buck chuck

    I’ll marry her today, just so she can take an all night balls-deep session of ATM like the whore she is, Chelsea can you take it? Anytime you’re ready!

  25. Joe

    Gawd is this woman HOMELY

  26. I think she’s hilarous, but she’s a bit insane for all the one-nighters. She’s a pretty girl and doesn’t need that stuff from random men, its just too dangerous these days.

  27. turkish

    I am glad that chelsea and the superficial are not above shameless plugs, it is that kind of class i know and love about both parties. Don’t take it to heart, it was so blatant no regular reader would mistake it as a legit post but i’m sure the E! people are happy and cut the check, everybody has to eat, and I bet most of you do it too often, find a different way to shut your mouth.

    - turkish

  28. Anon

    You mother fuckers. If The Superficial starts advertising like this on a regular basis, I’m going to remove its bookmark from my list. Fuck you and your fucking fail advertising.

    Fucking assholes.

  29. pappy smeary

    Fuck this bitch, talkin shit about Artie, you wish you were 1/100th as funny as him, u annoying cunt-wrench

  30. pappy smeary

    Fuck this bitch, talkin shit about Artie, you wish you were 1/100th as funny as him, u annoying cunt-wrench

  31. crazy alice

    FUCK YOU ARTIE

    hi fred

  32. Ohman

    SELL OUT WITH ME TONIGHT
    SELL OUT WITH ME TONIGHT
    ohwait, I guess I am too late.

    SELLOUT LOSER.

  33. KDIZZLL

    SHE IS AN UGLY FCUKIN JEW LIKE SHE HAS ROOM TO TALK.

  34. KDIZZLL

    AND SHE CLAIMS SHE IS IN HER THIRTIES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  35. Jamie

    Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it’s like they say, if you’re not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven’t turned establishment by 30, you’ve got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, “What do you really want?”

  36. Laura

    Fuck off losers! I LOVE HER! Shes is hilarious!! :)

  37. Besides the fact that his face is about 8 miles of dirt road, is so dusty and Kim Catrall. Whatever age you are, I assure you that is 10 years older.

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