It’s hard not to like Chelsea Handler–after all, by her own account she’s a foul-mouthed boozer who hasn’t shied away from the odd one-night stand or six in the past. (Mom?) Plus, she employs a Hispanic little person as her sidekick. Which is nice, as that demographic has been particularly affected by the economic downturn. (Where’s their bailout, Congress?)
She’s also returning with her E! series, Chelsea Lately, tonight, in a new time slot of 11 p.m./10 central. Make sure to check out tomorrow’s episode, where she interviews Married With Children‘s David Faustino. Has Faustino grown so desperate for work that he’s willing to dance for dog biscuits on national TV? Come on, entertainment gods…
Photos: WENN
Chris | February 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Wow.
How much did the E! Channel pay this site for the blatant advertising?
Chris | February 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
And I wonder if her new cushy time slot has anything to do with the fact that she’s banging the head of E! Networks?
Hmm…where’s Rorshache when you need him?
smw | February 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
was this necessary? the site’s already covered with ads for her show. we get it.
Moe | February 16, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Sure would like to… HANDLE CHELSEA!!!!!! Get it??? HANDLE!!!
I'm Sold | February 16, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Thanks for the commercial, Fish, you desperate cunt-whore.
Blah | February 16, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I can’t stand this annoying,unfunny bitch
Leo | February 16, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Who the fuck is this bitch. Who the fuck cares? I mean, anyone can drink and cuss. Big Fucking deal. Looks like she had a lobotomy, too.
Christina | February 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Wow, nice blatant commercial here. Clever.
Chelsea Handler’s show sucks. She laughs so much at her own jokes that aren’t even funny. I’ve seen it plenty of times because my roommate loves it and I’ve MAYBE laughed 5 times out of 10+ episodes. Yeah… that’s worth watching.
sederunt29 | February 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm
She and Ted Harbert are together?
Channukiah Monkey | February 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm
You fucking sellout faggot.
sirrix | February 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm
UGH. Let’s have some more shameless promotion please! Any other female comics you’d like to pretend are good? Roseanne? Margaret Cho? Oh! Oh! I got one! Paula Poundstone!
DrunkenJules | February 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I can’t stand her. But thanks for reminding me the show comes back tonight!!
amanda | February 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm
i love her books but her show has no appeal for me
of course, neither does this blatant ad….
Deacon Jones | February 16, 2009 at 2:55 pm
FISH, seriously, WTF?
Caitlin | February 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Nice commercial. If you’re not going to be totally obvious about it, can you try not to make it, like, totally obvious? Thanks.
Mama Pinkus | February 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm
fuck all you naysayers, I like her – and get over the shameless plug y’all
Sid | February 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Hey, ease off, if Fish is going to post fewer Heidi/Spencer stories he needs to replace the payola somehow.
fitzwilly | February 16, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Is it 1983 again?
Emma | February 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Hahahaha this is soooooooooooo obvious
Lowlands | February 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I think i like her too.How much did they pay??:)
Arnie Fufkin | February 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
It’s one thing for the ads to be plastered all over the sidebars and in between the author’s posts; that’s fine. But a post dedicated to pushing the show only? Yeah there’s the obligatory snarky attitude we’ve come to love, but still: where’s the je ne sais quoi?
Ang | February 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Check out the fun bags on that hose hound!
Not bad as desperate closing-time bar takeout on a weekday. Although she’d definitely make your headache a lot worse in the morning after she wakes up and starts talking.
Lowlands | February 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I was already thinking,since when does a soccer team advertise on the superficial?
incorrect | February 16, 2009 at 3:27 pm
This is the most disappointing thing I’ve seen all day. I come to this site for shitty celebrity news and pictures of girls in bikinis. This is just depressing to read a goddamn advertisement dolled up as a legit post. I hope your editors get taken out back and shot for allowing this kind of filth to get posted.
RD | February 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
holy crap! she looks like a late 50ish linebacker in drag! woof!
mom | February 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Shes jewish right?
not that I care really.
I think she squeeks when she cums
Darth | February 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Truly she’s got a great smile.Great smiles are mighty weapons to open doors.
todders | February 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Talk about Bailouts..
you should check out this hilarious video I just saw about the GiRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (beware the man in the mustache!):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
Richard McBeef | February 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
big fucking head
wonky eye
piss-ton of teeth
and saggy ass tits
fuck. i would rather see heidi and spencers paid advertisements, i mean posts, rather than this dogshit.
fuck off superficial.
sc | February 16, 2009 at 3:42 pm
“she employs a Hispanic little person as her sidekick”
FUCK YOU YOU CONDESCENDING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
KB | February 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
UNCOOL
this is stupid | February 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Seriously? Man, this is obvious and really sucky. Next post should be about how shitty the Superficial is for doing such a ridiculous paid post.
havoc | February 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Besides the fact that her face looks like 8 miles of unpaved road, she looks about as dusty as Kim Catrall. Whatever age she is, I guarantee she’s 10 years older.
No thanks….
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really? | February 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
really?
jaja | February 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
LOL the ppl bashing the superficial on this are retarded. They are the SAME ppl that will be on here tomorrow and forever more.
Vince Lombardi | February 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
OMG – she makes Heidi Montag look hot.
j | February 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Did she smuggle the midget mexican across the border in her pussy? where is the news here?
kipsy | February 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
What is this shit? Any cereals I should try? Guess what I’ll make a point of not checking out tonight? As her show sucks, I don’t consider it much of a sacrifice.
leisa | February 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
the ads pay the bills. bills being paid keeps this site running.
as for Chelsea – she’s great. she just played a sold out show here in vancouver on saturday.
Mike | February 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Her head is probably about three times larger than her body requires.
The Music Elitist | February 16, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Chelsea’s hilarious….and pretty damn hot for her age. I’d bang her.
PunkA | February 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm
At least show some Chelsea crack or a nip slip. Geeze, give us something with the shilling.
Jim | February 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Chelsea Handler?! Well count me in.
Speaking of counting… why deal with all the counting it takes to order a pizza… make tonight a Digiorno night!
ITS NOT DELIVERY ITS DIGIORNO
Mick | February 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I’ll marry her today, just so she can make fun of me on her show. Chelsea I can take it! Anytime you’re ready!
lola | February 16, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I saw the show one time and I have to admit it was a heck of a lot funnier than I expected. You should watch it once. I never watched it again though, so don’t dig too deeply into this
Limey | February 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I can say it’s the very first time I am disappointed reading the Superficial.
I thought having the two sidebars, one ad above the page and another above the posts would generate enough revenue from E! without the hypocrisy of the article.
I guess saying no to money because of principles is an outdated concept.
flix57 | February 16, 2009 at 5:17 pm
SELLOUT!!!
I can’t believe you plug this bitch!
So not funny.
“Oh hey everybody look – I have a Mexican midget on my show. How HILARIOUS!”
Take a close look at her… she looks like Peter O’freakingToole!!
The Pope | February 16, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She looks like she’s aged 10 years since her show started. You can tell a huge difference just by how she looks in the opening credits and then how she looks now. Yeesh. Time to either quit drinkin’ or get better make-up.
LOL | February 16, 2009 at 5:19 pm
#46
Are you insane? The site’s name is SUPERFICIAL, not “BREASTS AND ETHICS.”
Of COURSE they’re peddling flesh. What do you think the site is about?
The only thing people here really want to know is: any pictures of her naked?
librasun | February 16, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I think she had some work done on her eyes, but not very GOOD work!