Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi and Chelsea Handler all pose nude for the upcoming issue of Allure magazine, and understandably there’s been some airbrushing done. Or Padma and Eliza were born without nipples. Who knows? That said, there’s no way that’s Chelsea Handler’s body. I always imagined it more gray. And with batwings.
NOTE: Pics are NSFW, so make sure to take your laptop to the restroom. No one will think that’s weird.
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Kristin | April 13, 2009 at 5:21 pm
meh x3
PavlovianHippie | April 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm
All three plz. kkthxbyela~
George | April 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Are the stars on the magazine itself? C’mon. I want to see some Chelsea Handler titties.
Dana Kamasutra | April 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm
The tatoo on this chicks body says “My clit favors the left side.” This way she does not have to stop the foreplay by explaining what she likes.
redsonja1313 | April 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm
uhm ….WHY ??? are they naked in Allure ???? Chelsea needs a tan
Galtacticus | April 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Holy shit! Who are these three cuties? Hard to make a choice,so i take them all three!
Perez Hitler | April 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Wow. Alright, alright. I’ll take it. Good thing Padma shaves… I’m just sayin’…
shakeitout | April 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
i love chelsea, but i dont think thats even her real face.
Randal | April 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Every girl, lady and woman want to be Rose from the Titanic, even to this day and these three certainly have that quality painters look for. Beautiful smiles, sparkling eyes and soft looking skin.
Randal
I would Chelsean Handle her | April 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I have always wanted to see Chelsea Handler nude. I watch her show from time to time and the outfits she wears where she shows off those amazing tits just teases you and it makes me crazy. She needs to do a sex tape or something where she is completely naked because as annoying as she may be, she is hot and I would so smash that and suck those big natural boobs.
Rhialto | April 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Who are these bitches?
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I only take one of them! No need to pack it!
jeremy | April 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm
wow, someone get me a bottle of vodka so I can fuck chelsea handler.
My Dang | April 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Good Lord, when did Eliza Dushku get a boob job? She’s still unbelievably hot. Me, though, I’d take Padma (I keep wanting to type “Patil”, from Harry Potter) Lakshmi. I can’t believe Salman Rushdie used to hit that on the regular. Lucky f***er
testington | April 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm
I love all three of them! Padma is a great host, Chealsea is funny as shit (no matter how hard she tries Sarah Silverman isnt as funny) and Eliza is the shit!
Vintage ROUGH | April 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm
They all have the same body type, same size boobs, Im not sure which one id like simulate the satanic verses with…
boobies | April 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Thanks for that randal
i second what 13 said plus a paper bag for her creepy face
Obama | April 13, 2009 at 6:01 pm
You have to remember that the America you knew is now gone.
Thanks to the negros and the rise of the welfare state, the conditions of our lifestyle are going down. Bush would have been out anyway but you weak ass liberals had to vote for the facade. It proves that you vote without research, so you must believe in stereotypes and initial impressions. Now prepare to give up your paychecks to the lazy welfare scum of the world. Obama has chosen to back down from any confrontation he has faced, and is hard at work at having a section 8 scumbag living next to the home you have worked hard to pay for, and taking the job you spent so hard at college to attain. The only winners are low down scum negros, so prepare for their kids to break into your home, steal your posessions, and kill you while you happily log into the superficial.
LIBERAL SCUM. FCUK YOU ALL.
George | April 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Why the fuck are you talking politics and spewing racism on pictures of fucking Eliza Dushku and Chelsea Handler? Are you retarded? Idiot…
F*ckRandal | April 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm
@18 and all of the other idiots who do the same thing….
Dude…you are an idiot. You are as dumb as those celebrities who start spewing their political beliefs just because they have a mic in front of their face.
People come to this site to bullshit, check out hot bitches(or fat/fake bitches if you are gay or a fat bitch yourself) and make inappropriate comments about said hot bitches.
Your political rant is as appropriate and appreciated as a discourse on metaphysics with second graders…even if you have something good to say – nobody gives a shit – unless you write it over the picture of some hot bitch in which case people will give a shit. But only because you are obstructing the view of whatever hot bitch is on the picture – not because they care about what you are saying.
So I guess what I am trying to say is…shut the f*ck up before I kick your sister in the chin and castrate you.
titsonsnack | April 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Ugh. Something about Eliza Douche-ku always has and always will remind me of a feral little monkey-thing. And why the hell was this in Allure? Has Allure gone queer?
F*ckRandal | April 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I forgot to mention one thing…
Whoever says anything bad about Dushku is obviously batting lefty.
P.S. F*ckRandal
Freddo | April 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Is it my imagination, or are at least 2 of them are wearing nylon panties that have been (badly) airbrushed out.
Daryl G. | April 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm
what the hell is with the stars on the only nipple?
What the hell is the difference between Playboy and Allure???
Alyssa | April 13, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Isnt Padma supposed to be brown?
techman | April 13, 2009 at 6:45 pm
These pics are considered NSFW??? Do you people all work in churches or something?
Triumph | April 13, 2009 at 7:17 pm
These are 3 lovely ladies…FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Megan | April 13, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Over-airbrushed pictures are just boring as fuck and not appealing at all.
~ | April 13, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I am so sick of seeing toneless, fake looking photoshopped skin. Nobody has that completely opaque, monochrome rubber-like flesh, so why is it considered beautiful? I like seeing skin with litle moles and veins; It looks alive rather than artificial, like a corpse in a coffin.
Megan | April 13, 2009 at 7:35 pm
30 –
Thank you. That’s exactly what I meant.
These girls have only one tone of flesh and it’s really not pretty looking at all. I want to see some fucking shadows and shit, and NOT from the burn tool!
casualencounters.com/blog/ | April 13, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Airbrushed to shit. I’ve seen recent “out on the town” photos of Dushku and she is starting to look her age.
Not that I still wouldn’t hit it.
Megan | April 13, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Meant 29, not 30. I’m fucking 30. Now I’m 31. You get the idea….
tim | April 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm
That Indian chick has a smokin’ body. Are they good in bed? I’ve only banged Caucasians, blacks, latinos and one asian. Black chicks just wanna get fucked all night – baby I just don’t have that much jam.
Superballz | April 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm
AHHH! Fix the star!
Jimmy | April 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm
That Eliza chick has a harsh face.
Tracey | April 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I just want to throw a blanket over all three of them, they look cold.
mcfeely smackup | April 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm
FYI to editors and morons alike everywhere…
The words NUDE and NAKED have definitions that you do not understand. They mean that you are able to see body parts you aren’t normally allowed to see. If someone doesn’t have clothes on, but all their naughty bits are covered, that is not NUDE. That is simply “without clothing”.
Nobody gives a moist rat fuck if some smoking hot chick doesn’t have clothes on, but has hands/legs/whatthefuckever positioned so you can’t see anything. That’s no god damned different from when she DOES have clothes on. Everyone is naked under their clothes, being able to SEE is what counts.
Jackasses!
AirMail | April 13, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Fish, what did you do to Eliza?
Watch | April 13, 2009 at 8:03 pm
stop putting stars over the pics.
Tatssuck | April 13, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Geeze Eliza… what’s with that hideous tat?
Venom | April 13, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Padma is hot as hell.
Eliza has always been underrated and hot.
Chelsea, I can’t believe she has a body like that.
Hot damn.
JB | April 13, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I guess they look good. chelsea said on her show that they did a lot of airbrushing, so I mean, whatever. I think she’s pretty damn funny, though. eliza and padma are… well, alive, I’m assuming, so good for them, as well.
Evan | April 13, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Chelsea could land any midget she wants with a body like that.
lo | April 13, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Dushku looks like she has brain palsy
Danklin24 | April 13, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Who else thinks Chelsea Handler is hot and hilarious?
*Crickets*
Danklin24 | April 13, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Who else thinks Chelsea Handler is hot and hilarious?
*Crickets*
emily | April 13, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Chelsea looks great! in response to post #5–she doesnt need to tan–who says we need to get skin cancer and turn orange to look great! embrace the pale! It’s beautiful…
Monkey Hunter | April 13, 2009 at 10:22 pm
My goodness,a whole day of actual human women.
Of course,tomorrow,we’ll be back to the usual posts of swarthy monkey fucking Kardashians.
golublog | April 13, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Chelsea handler does not look like herself at all. Oh the wonders of retouching.
moemoe | April 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Holy airbrushing