Chelsea Handler’s Topless Breasts Are In A Pool This Time

When Chelsea Handler first started showing everyone her topless breasts, we were all like “Cool. I saw that famous woman’s boobs.” Then she did it a thousand more times and we were all like “Cool. I saw that famous woman’s boobs.” Some people are like “Ew,” but what they really mean is “Cool. I saw that famous woman’s boobs, but I don’t want anyone to know how cool I think that is, so I’ll cleverly divert with an insult.” Those people are stupid, Chelsea. You show your boobs. We look. This simple transaction has always been the powerful key to controlling adult male-to-female interaction, and I for one respect and admire your sense of traditional values.

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