Chelsea Handler’s Butt Hole Is Campaigning Against Trump, Great

Because this is all about the good of the country and not about everyone paying attention to Chelsea Handler, here’s her anus with a powerful message on Donald Trump that will almost definitely sway the election. I’m amazed he hasn’t dropped out yet.

Sometimes we swim above water and sometimes we swim on the sea floor. I'll meet you wherever you are.

A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) on

And in the spirit of objectivity, here’s Sarah Palin with a dead hog that she’ll apparently shoot more of if you don’t vote for Trump. Or do vote for him. Let’s not pretend she knows either.

On Wisconsin! Faith of America is in you to take us forward on Tuesday; to remain strong and independent of the status…

Posted by Sarah Palin on Sunday, April 3, 2016

So there are your choices, America. Butt hole or dead hog even though I think they both stand for Trump. I’ve honestly been banging my head against a wall the whole time trying to reach Canada. #VoteDeadButtHogHole2016

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