Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she’s doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil’s Eve. Anyway, here’s the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) topless pic:

Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to prove I have a better body than Putin.

And here’s her response after it was immediately pulled:

If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it’s ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?

Which didn’t deter her because, dammit, people are going to look at Chelsea Handler’s naked boobs if they have to look at Vladimir Putin’s. The universe demands equaltitrium!

If instagram takes this down again, you’re saying Vladimir Putin Has more 1st amendment rights than me. Talk to your bosses.

As of 10:50 PM EST, Chelsea Handler’s uncensored breasts are still on Instagram, and yet chaos hasn’t flooded the streets as the seas run red with blood. And while I completely agree with everything she’s doing here, I’m almost positive that stuff I just said was going to happen. I even pulled my car in the garage to beat the locusts. How are they not falling from the sky? The prophecy was very specific.

UPDATE: The third pic has been pulled. The Kraken sleeps for another day…

UPDATE: And Chelsea Handler just quit Instagram.

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