Chelsea Handler Gave Reese Witherspoon A Naked Selfie For Her Birthday
“Why did I see her vagina? Why did I see her whole vagina?”
Because the best gift is the one that makes it all about you and gives zero fucks about who it’s for, Chelsea Handler posted a naked selfie for Reese Witherspoon’s 40th birthday, which I’m sure she enjoyed seeing after puking her face off all weekend. Also, apparently booze somehow makes Reese Witherspoon’s chin even sharper. Booze is where it get its power from, and booze is how we we kill it.