Seen here at the New York premiere of The Tourist last night, Angelina Jolie was called a “fucking cunt” over the weekend by Chelsea Handler, who wants everyone to know it has nothing to do with her new best friend despite the icicles dripping from her ear where Jennifer Aniston whispered into it. Us Magazine:
“I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother!” Handler quipped. (Jolie famously locked lips with her brother James Haven at the Oscar ceremony in 2000, the year of Brad Pitt and Aniston’s weddding; Jolie and Pitt hooked up about five years later.)
… “If I’ve learned anything from this, it’s to write some new jokes,” she admitted.
In Chelsea’s defense, Angelina has been comedy material for over a decade, but once you become friends with Jennifer Aniston, you give up the ability to look like just another impartial comedian cracking jokes about child-collecting. (Gotta catch ‘em all!) It’s sort of like how I can’t make jokes about Blake Lively anymore because we’re in a sexual relationship now. — That was a toaster?
It’s sort of like how I can’t make jokes about toasters…
NOTE: Added pics of Johnny Depp at The Tourist premiere, though for all you know, these are from 2002 because he never changes his appearance. Not even to act.