Chelsea Handler: ‘I’m Not Banging 50 – Yet.’

Chelsea Handler took to her Twitter last night to address recent rumors suggesting she has a secret rendezvous with 50 Cent whenever they’re in the same town:

Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There’s nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.

While lots of outlets are calling that a denial, it sounds more to me like the determined pinings of a woman starving to get into the “Candy Shop.” — Can you excuse me? There’s a gun I forgot to put in my mouth. BRB :D

CHELSEA: So, do you like a woman with.. experience?
50 CENT: What? Girl, you be old like my moms.
CHELSEA: Old? How dare you?! *sprouts wings* Madonna. Attack!
MADONNA: Yes, my apprentice. CAWWW!

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