Chelsea Handler Hates Angelina Jolie

Because being new best friends with Jennifer Aniston comes with a larger price than just promising to have an equally as frozen uterus, Chelsea Handler went off on Angelina Jolie during a stand-up show in Jersey over the weekend. Via The Huffington Post:

“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,” Chelsea said. “I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”

Okay, look, I understand there’s nothing women hate more than women who steal men – except maybe rational arguments – but as someone who used to cheat if there wasn’t anything good on TV, it’s time for some real talk: It’s your own fault. All you have to do is physically morph into a new person every two to three days and we’ll stop texting your sister. Although, in your defense, we don’t help you learn from your mistake by softening the blow with cliched compliments like, “I was drunk and you’re boring.” Because, really, it’s the morphing thing. It always has been…

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