Chelsea Handler Did It Again

December 9th, 2010 // 69 Comments

(Did you really need to see that? Probably.)

In a new interview with Katie Couric just posted to Glamour‘s website, Chelsea Handler insults Angelina Jolie again while singing the praises of Jennifer Aniston who’s apparently our nation’s most hilarious e-mail sender:

KATIE COURIC: Is there anybody who really makes you laugh? A woman who really makes you laugh, other than me?
CHELSEA HANDLER: Jennifer Aniston makes me laugh. She’s irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails.
KATIE COURIC: She’s funny?
CHELSEA HANDLER: Very.
KATIE COURIC: And speaking of that, wow, girl, you went off on Angelina Jolie recently.
CHELSEA HANDLER: Yeah, I’m not a fan. She just doesn’t come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you’d really want to avoid.

“Oh, sweet, an e-mail from Jen. I always love these. ‘Angelina Jolie is a fucking cunt.’ Ha! HAHA! Oh, my God, I’m dying. And I’m totally using that. God, I wish people could see this side of her. I mean, ‘fucking cunt?’ You can’t just write comedy like that. I’ve tried.”

Photos: Getty

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  1. Sonicare toothbrush cover

    I’d take Jen over Angie…ANY day. Just imagine what Angie’s vag looks like after banging her entire family, Billy Bob and pumping out those little humans.

  2. GravyLeg

    I assume you have tastefully omitted the final image of her squatting on the Moon Man and sending him into the cold dark depths of Chelsea Inner Space? You have my thanks….

  3. GravyLeg

    When you have the feet of Madonna, you are supposed to avoid those kinds of shoes…

  4. jt

    her rack is already starting to show its age. ain’t gonna be pretty.

  5. RoboZombie

    Just sing Tom Jones’ “She’s A Lady” in your head while looking at these pictures. You’ll laugh and laugh.

  6. Chelsea Handler
    The Listener
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a bad pair of breasts.

  7. Richard McBeef

    monkey faced pile of biscuit dough

  8. Thandale

    Angelibna’s a flake. She should have been born into the 60s hippie generation. Jen’s still got a great body. Face is going to hell but she was beautiful at one time. Unlike Angelina who was always a butterface.

  9. jojo

    Pic 5 looks like the Joker after an estrogen treatment gone wrong.

  10. Titty Caca

    She’s like a delicate little flower, ain’t she? A DELICATE FLOWER goddammit!!

  11. DusktilDawn

    Jolie’s coattails are long. Why do you think we’re force fed Jennifer Aniston movies every 3 months? You don’t really think she has a career because of her ‘talent’ do you? She has a career because of the perceived grudge match and tabloid soap opera w/ ‘Brangelin a.’ If Aniston had wished Pitt well 6 years ago, and gotten her own life – she’d be in Lisa Kudrow’s shoes right now, She hitched her TV shitcom star to their supernova, and so a terminal annoyance was born. Now, it appears Jen is bringing her friends lol opps friend, with her (courtesy of their shared PR flack) to camp out on the Jolie Pitt coattail.

    • eli

      Exactly!

    • piper

      Aniston’s tombstone will likely read, “Was Dumped By Pitt For a Fucking Cunt”

    • iola

      I agree DusktilDawn.

    • Kerri

      you’re an idiot.

      • DusktilDawn

        I might be an idiot but it doesn’t mean it’s not true. I hate how bitter women whose husbands probably left them for another woman would like to fantasize that they are just like Jennifer Aniston (minus the good looks and money, but with all the bitterness and feeling sorry for yourself). Relationships get split up all the time and just because your significant other had the balls to leave you and go for what he wants might make him the bad guy and the other woman a “fucking cunt”, but why embarrass yourself and pine over someone who doesn’t want you anymore, probably because it’s not the first time it has happened to you and you are starting to realize there is something wrong with you and no one will ever want to be with you. So get off the computer, pick out some names, cause those 50 cats are gonna need them.

    • Charlotte Corday

      Lisa Kudrow? Who the fuck is she, and why should this skinny bitch want to be in her shoes?

  12. Gab

    Jennifer Aniston’s career for the last six years has been powered by the fumes of Angelina and Brad. She’s got the career equivalent of pity sex. If she’s got any shot at being a legit actress with a real career, the people who care for her need to start separating her from this crap. It’s just embarrassing. If Jennifer really is the kind of independent woman she claims to be, she and her friends would’ve moved on long ago.

    • iola

      Forreals! Everyone pitties Aniston. I dont. You can tell shes not over it at all! Jolie and Pitt has moved on…so should she and her not funny friend Chelsea.

  13. Gab

    As for Chelsea, as a lot of people have said, people who live in glass houses (and book jobs by sleeping with the boss) shouldn’t throw stones.

  14. Hugh Gentry

    this view of Chelsea actually turned me on…although I know what’s really underneath(shivers)

  15. Chelsea Handler
    xanax in my beer
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I mean, Angelina Jolie does come off as a total fucking cunt. I am just amazed that someone is actually calling her on it. Speaking of Angelina, she looks like she’s a ten-zillion year old mummified corpse lately, what gives?

  16. Chelsea Handler
    Lizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    Angelina is a fucking cunt and Brad Pitt is a no talent ass-clown. Period. No greater truth has ever been spoken, bravo CH.

  17. Chelsea Handler
    Odins Acolyte
    Commented on this photo:

    What a bunch of children post comments here. You have no idea the depth of immaturity and outright shallowness you display. Have you the vocabulary and the ability to understand the criticism? I doubt it. You will get it when you grow up; if you survive.

  18. Chelsea Handler
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    F should all start referring to Angie as The Fucking Cunt. Brilliant!

  19. slapkatyperry

    Does this bitch ever shut her fucking mouth? I think Chelsea is a lesbian and she’s trying to impress Jen by kissing her ass. “AHHAHAHHAH Jens so funny,” PPPPFFFTTTT I doubt it

  20. Pangulin

    Chelsea Handler, the poor uneducated man’s/woman’s Don Rickles without any real talent, whose chief claim to fame is the fact that she made a supposed comedy piece porno and may or may not be banging Fiddy Cents vs Angelina Jolie, a Oscar winner , humanitarian, concerned and caring parent….Does anyone else see the real humor in this scenario.
    I believe the humor is the fact that Chelsea Handler believes anyone gives a rat’s behind what her opinion of Angelina Jolie really is. Talk about an insincere individual with inflated self-worth.
    BTW. for those of you who want to call Angie out for being a homewrecker…..you can’t break a relationship that isn’t already in the dumper by throwing yourself at one or the other of the partners. When a relationship is solid there is a unity that just isn’t assailable by outside individuals.
    Jen’s pitiful and her friends like,Chelsea Handler are leeches, who are truly attempting to ride the coattails of a non-controversy to glory.

  21. Lisa

    Fans of Jen Aniston are mostly women who have been dumped by their men for hotter and/or more successful women. Academy Award winner Angelina Jolie could care less about these two bottom feeders. She has her man, her kids, her money and talent both of them combine can’t equal.

  22. J

    For the love of god are we still on this shit? A black president has be elected and ppl are still on the whole brad/angie/jen thing get over it already at this rate the kids would have grown and the cover of US weekly will still be about this crap.

  23. I looked up chelsea Handlers skirt and fully expected to see the Alien pop out!!! Handlers been spewing at the mouth ever since she was spotted with Fitty Cent a few months back. I guess Fitty didn’t fuck her in the ass and Chelsea is frustrated sexually. Pretty sad when she has to live vicariously through Jennifer Aniston, who hasn’t exactly been burning up the dating life either.

    These two would be my fucking nightmare if i went to Mexico and saw them at a bar. You’d walk over because Aniston is cute and hope for some action. Instead you get an ear full of ‘That BITCH stole my man 5 years ago’ from Jenn and you’d look over at Chelsea, who would be smiling and licking her chops back at you, and think to yourself “Well maybe if I plug my ears or get real drunk I’ll fuck Jennifer, even if she cries about her ex while she gives me a blowey”.

  24. If you look close enough, you can see cobwebs.

  25. Celia

    Chelsea Handler is a f**king cu*t. I mean seriously…Angelina Jolie is busy raising a family with the man she loves. She’s making successful film after successful film. She’s directing her first movie and is well respected in all parts of the world….what does Anniston and Handler do besides rub suntan lotion all over their leathery bodies and hate on someone who’s life is 10 times better than theirs?

    Bitch please.

    • cameltoe

      u said it sister! I think its pretty low to be saying all this shit about someone u’ve never met… esp when your face looks like handlers… maybe she actually has beef with her but it just looks like jealousy to me

  26. Rachel

    Chelsea is so ugly and is using Angelina to get some fame. She is bff with Maniston…I can see it clearly because both are pathetic losers…move on you ugly loser! Angelina is not thinking about you and leave her kids alone! This is getting old and how long they are continue to coattailing Angelina for frame. Don’t watch her loser TV show or Maniston rachel rom-com.

    • haters

      I agree Chelsea is a loser big time…she slept with the Comcast guy (who is married by the way) so she can get a show…yeah we know your story. Stop talking about Angelina’s kids. Go get drunk with your bff Jennifer…two bitter losers hanging out together.

  27. GravyLeg

    “Hello Chelsea, it’s me, Vodka. I regret to inform you I do not have enough goggles to make that pose appealing… “

  28. She's white trash

    Chelsea handler is a whore; she’s the same one who purposely “accidentally” released a tape of her getting fucked in the ass, so she could make money. To hell with her…

  29. Any woman reading these posts should be offended and outraged at the kind of metality as well as rhetoric going on about any of these women and their bodies. As an American reading trash like this, it really shows me how far down and low Americans, including many young Americans, have come to. I hope someone treats you the same as you’re acting right now…just so you learn a lesson. Or maybe even your mom, since obviously you mom or your parents didn’t do shit to raise you right. When someone humiliates you the next time, remember this post, you pathetic wastes. Thanks for helping to fuck up my country and it’s culture. Go to school and I hope YOU get a real ass kick while you’re at it, you pathetic tools.

  30. Ash Bones

    Way passed her 15 mins……. THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!

  31. Fucking losers pissed me off, I made so many grammatical errors…

  32. Intifada

    Whatever faults Jolie has, handler is the lesser of the two by attacking her. What a fucking jealous bore. She and Aniston are pathetic. Still whining about Brad five or six years later, and Handler hangs onto the stupid skank because it gets her more attention. She’s a fucking applause junkie, and she can’t get enough attention. Problem is, the more attention she gets, the more her lack of talent will shine through. These two bitches MAKE me like Angelina Jolie more. Stupid old cunts. Past-your-prime jealousy sure is ugly, especially in Hollywood.

  33. Chelsea Handler
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would anyone call their friend “irrelevant”? seems pretty rude. Everything she said about Angie is, however, true.

  34. wim

    there is absolutely not a single reason to harm this woman.
    ……….NOT NOW.

  35. Pity Sex

    Pity sex – so apt for Aniston. It’s awful. more than 6 years after breaking up and she’s still whining and ranting over margheritas. As a woman, I’m ashamed of her. Just what is so great about Brad Pitt that a woman can’t get over a mere male after 6 years? Sheesssh!
    .
    Oh! unless it’s not the loss of Brad Pitt that she’s in mourning for but the loss of her status symbol. I like Brad Pitt but, more than 6 years and still be whining? Just how pathetic is aniston. It’s hard for me to watch her in a rom com these days or even on a friends re run. I keep wanting to slap her and say MOVE ON.

    Just when I think she has, her good friend pulls a stunt like this after a vacay fueled by alcohol and bitching over Angelina stealing Jen’s man. Just saying, its inexcusable to be still whining over any man who isn’t your father, 6 years after a split. It just isn’t.

  36. stop buying into media BS

    You guys are automatically assuming just because Jen is friends with handler she gave her backing for her to use the joke,,,, Handler is her own woman she along with other people out there are of the opinion that Jolie is a homewrecker, however this does not mean to say Jen is still stewing over it till today.

    Jen has been dating several guys since Brad and it just hasnt worked out, thats not to say this automatically means she is still pining for Brad, her like many of us out there are just playing the dating game which is not always successful but can still be enjoyable searching. Why marry the first douche bag you come across just for the media to buy that you are over your ex husband!!!

    By Jen saying very little about her marriage with Brad did not mean to say she intended to fuel the media machine in painting Jolie as this scarlet woman, perhaps she just wanted to keep her private life private.

    I personally cannot stand the phrase ‘Homewrecker’ it takes so much blame away from the guilty individual, at the end of the day there are only two people in a marriage who are meant to abide to their vows, a person cannot be stolen they make their own conscious decision to cheat, no hex has been done to them despite how attractive the ‘seducer’ is. Screw Brad he was the biggest ass in this whole story that being said its time to move on!!!

    • Blech

      Oh, STFU. Angelina isn’t a home wrecker. Jen is just a douchebag gal like Handler and all the ones at bars who hate on other girls for being more intriguing and interesting.

      And no matter where the “cunt” came from, HANDLER ISN’T FUNNY.

  37. Blech

    Fuck the lot of you. Now I love Angelina!

    Team Angelina, bitches!

  38. Dread misplaced anger

    Chelsea Handler needs to get over the fact that SHE DID have pathetic groupie sex with Corey Feldman before she was anybody. In Chelsea’s defense, she thought he was cute in, The Goonies, mistaking him for the one who did the “truffle shuffle”, so her bitterness about the whole thing is understandable. Add to it Corey constantly demanding she scream, “tee-hee” whenever her finger got close to his “brown eye” and you can imagine how disturbing it all was. But her bitter vodka fueled sessions of scrolling over the list of Jennifer Aniston’s and Angelina Jolie’s sexual conquests in comparison to her own, thug rapper, nightclub bathroom, bang-o-ramas is only going to drive her deeper into alcohol dependency. John Mayer needs to mercy fuck this poor woman, or Jenny Shimizu should get in there so Chelsea can claim to have had something she deems on par with these two women, giving her the ability to get beyond this shit. Either that, or let Jennifer Aniston make an actual hit movie and fight her own insecurity battles. Whatever works.

  39. trod

    chelsea and jennifer one looks like a dam horse and the other isn’t to bright. they make a perfect pair one is a bitch and one is a snitch chelsea will never keep a guy because she looks like one

  40. Chelsea Handler
    Britt
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is the designer of this dress? Kinda cute.

  41. emily

    CHELSEA HANDLER IS AN EVIL PATHETIC WOMEN WHO BEING USED BY JENIFER ANISTON WHO IS ANOTHER PATHETIC AND VINDICTIVE WOMEN. WHATEVER YOU SAY YOU CAN’T BRING DOWN ANGELINA JOLIE. JEN IS A LOOSER, NO KIDS, NOW SHE HAS A STUPPID, LOWECT CLASS FRINED IS CHELSEA HANDLER. THEY BOTH LOOSERS, JEALOUS BITCHES, WHOLLYWOOD WHORES, AND BOTH ARE NO TALENT , FUGLY HORSE FACE, LESBIAN. SKANKS .

  42. Terry

    This horse face ugly bitch tried to whow off her fake boobs. How dirty this bitch look? She musrt go to whore hose to stay there

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