Chelsea Handler Put Her Breasts Away

For as far back as I can remember (read: six whole months), Chelsea Handler has been posting her topless breasts to Instagram because how else are people supposed to look at her if she’s not on TV? So imagine my surprise when Chelsea Handler posted a photo of herself in a bra and panties without a single nipple in sight. You can’t even see her butt, so obviously she’s having dinner at the White House. I don’t know why else she’d dress so conservatively. A funeral maybe? Nah, that can’t be right.

Photo: Instagram