Chelsea Handler slept her way onto television before becoming Jennifer Aniston’s best friend, so sure, I guess that makes her a better person than a Kardashian. I’m not going to fight her on it. And the reason I bring any of that up is because she decided to pose naked on Instagram yesterday and caption it, “I’m a Kardashian,” because, haha, get it? They Photoshop their pics, too. That was the joke right? Because you can’t see Chelsea’s nipple even though it should be right fucking there? Or is it because the famous one’s a porn star? You know what? I’ve already put way too much thought into this when I should be clawing my eyes out. Give me that fork.