Here’s a topless Chaz Bono lumbering around the set of Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. Those nips started out as a woman’s, so protocol tells me I should censor them. But technically they’re on a man now, so that makes them acceptable for public view because ours don’t serve drinks. Except here’s where it gets weird(er): Somehow they’re not attached to moobs which makes me suddenly comfortable with all those accusations about Chaz playing God. “That’s right. Make me an obese man but without the breasts that go with it. Muahahahaha! Oh, and I want a dick you don’t have to shake after peeing.”
YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT!
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I feel sorry for em.
It is politically incorrect to make fun of someone with downs but OK to make fun of trannies, when these are on a basic level very similar things – someone with an off brain due to some funky genetics before they were born.
double mastectomy
Yes please!!
Helpful hint: Never promise the blogger anything.
It does what it please and laughs at our pleas.
Yes…You owe me some ASkars after this abomination. I mean, this is just wrong.
Seriously, unless you’ve got the body to be walking around shirtless, PUT IT BACK ON.
You had to get out of bed, walk to your computer, boot it up, connect to the Internet, click through to this site, and scroll to this article to see this picture of Bono. Explain to me again how this is “in your face?” Hint: next time you see an image or article that’s going to shake your narrow world to the core, just scroll on by. Simple.
yeah reminds me of hawaii, where in kona you see millions of saggy old men jogging topless with short-shorts….
we can political-correct-speech this up all we like, but genetics says “Chaz” is a woman, no matter how much she mutilates her sex organs.
Looking at this hot mess of humanity, can you honestly say you don’t think she would have benefited more from psychotherapy than from surgery?
That’s a real ladies man.
You are offensive, caddy, and small. Can’t you find something else to exploit and leave already marginalized people off your list of torment-ables? Besides, I’m sure you writing this blog are a total hottie with nothing to hide and that’s why you sit a computer all day hiding behind a publication that makes fun of people.
What Wat’s referring to are studies that link heightened endocrine levels of the mother with an increase of transgendered offspring. One of the first studies that picked up on this was done on DES mothers, who took the estrogenic chemical diethylstilbestrol between the 1940′s and 1970′s to prevent miscarriages. As a side effect, they had daughters that developed cervical and vaginal cancer by age 16, and sons who were born with, or developed, genital abnormalities.
The study also indicated that roughly 1/4 – 1/3 of the DES sons interviewed were dealing with transgender or gender dysphoria issues – so if mom’s raging on estrogen while she’s pregnant with a male fetus, that does indicate there could be a transgender problem later.
I think what you’re thinking of is indeterminate gender – “hermaphrodite” really isn’t the right term here because it means a set of fully functioning male/female genitals – snails and plants are born with that capacity, but humans? Not so much.
Wnat you’re thinking of is kids of indeterminate gender – what are sometimes called “intersex” babies. 1 in 2,000 children are born with this anomaly, but they’re born not with a simple XX or XY chromosomal lineup so you can’t look at the genetic crib sheet for help – they often have what’s called a “mosaic” work up – XX cells interspersed with XY cells. The medical community used to “decide” whether the kid was male or female and then push for immediate surgery to visibly “fix” their genitalia and make them look “normal”. Needless to say, there are a “reassigned” adults out there with mutiliated and poorly-functioning genitals, but also ones that don’t match the gender they really are.
And yeah, just because someone realizes they’re transgender that doesn’t mean their gender change will automatically makes them straight – sexual identity and sexual orientation are two very different things. Human sexuality is incredibly complex, and anything outside of the average person’s experience generally scares the shit out of a lot of people, which is why there are so many extreme reactions on this thread. Well, outside of the shirtless/obesity issue, I mean.
Vito, the studies have nothing to do with LSD and everything to do with a increased level of estrogen that appears to have a definite influence on male fetuses. We’re not talking the Pill, either. It’s basic biochemistry – if you can’t follow it or be bothered to look up the studies, I’m sorry, but it’s not a “fucking weird explanation”.
I’m no fan of all this transgender/gay agenda stuff. But I have to say, I actually feel sorry for Chaz. I mean Chastity. Or whatever herimself wants to be called.
I think the media is treating Chas as some type of modern “circus freak.” These pictures are just setting this troubled wo/man up for persecution and ridicule as people say here with such sick comments about her weight and looks.
Think about it. How much are photographers getting paid to get pics of this person “bare” chested?
Are we no different than the people at carnivals who stare at people with deformaties and disabilities when we ridicule Chaz?
I think not.
Obviously, Chas has had a very troubled life and regardless of the way herim wants to live it, he deserves not to be treated like another Jumbo.
STFU!
She was morbidly obese long before the “transition”.
Ditto!
I mean’t “ditto” to my earlier comment of STFU!
and it’s emma FTW
Says the person who actually wants to see Chaz’s vagina.
Best. Comment. Ever. *stands up slowly clapping*
Then why are you saying “it”?
Baby, she was born this way! Or not.
The difference being that we’ve identified the mutation responsible for Downs.
No… doubt…
A world full of geniuses that can accurately predict the pending rise in sea level to a fraction of an inch, based on the level of Co2 raising by 3 parts per billion, assuming the autos we drive don’t start getting more than exactly 48 mpg (highway) and it’s relation on the global temperature gain (loss?) and how it affects Antarctic glaciers and cow farts.
But they can’t figure out that what Chaz has going on is a ‘disorder.’
You kind of missed the point – staying in a body that doesn’t reflect who you are at the very deepest level is denial, NOT ACCEPTANCE.
OK, you love cars, explosions, black t-shirts that you hang up on the floor and strippers and grease under your nails and all the dumb shit that goes with being a guy – now love all of it in a body that has tits and a vagina and is supposed to be all feminine and love girly shit. YOU’D. FUCKING. HATE. IT. Your gender jibes with who you are at your core – it defines your sexual identity. But what if your body’s gender doesn’t match who your psyche, or core, or brain tells you you are? Your body becomes a prison.
Imagine, if you can, waking up some morning without your cock and balls – and you’re a motherfucking liar if you claim you’d just roll with the loss and have fun rather than scream for God or the universe to put them back, pronto. Now imagine no one answers, and you’re stuck with that gender – forever. Have a nice life, dickless. How’s that pink nail polish, cramps and bikini wax workin’ for ya? Having fun yet?
“Accepting yourself” in this situation means dealing with the fact that the body you have just doesn’t match with the one your psyche, or core, or brain says you SHOULD have. It means you can stop exhausting yourself by trying to make it fit, and modify what you can to mesh with who you really are. The fact that so much physical pain is involved must tell you something about how desperate transgendered people are to gain what you take for granted every damn day .
No “explanation” needed, since “transgender” just means you’re born one gender yet identify or live as another. Not having surgery – of any kind – doesn’t somehow disqualify you from “claiming” to be one. Do a little reading next time, fer chrissakes.
Secondly, I wasn’t speaking about Bono in particular, just replying to JK13′s generalization. Not everyone has the final op. There are a lot of vital nerves down there, and some people don’t want to lose a modicum of sensation or sexual functionality – would you? Some are waiting for microsurgery to become even more sophisticated, some will never do it, some go for it – it’s a personal choice. I can’t imagine undergoing it, but that fact that some people do speaks to an incredible determination.
And if you don’t think it’s not painful at the outset to be referred to as “it” by a lot of yahoos, think again. Hopefully it gets easier to suffer the lame and the clueless.
LOL, Cock Dr, you are truly a heartless, insensitive woman. You know you did that out of sheer self-interest, so the Fish will post multiple Skargard pics to comfort himself!
Underwear on the microwave? I hope you ran them through for 30 or 40 seconds. Kills all the germs. Doesn’t do a damned thing for skid marks, although it diminishes the odor somewhat.
Well, hate to burst your bubble but although Chastity claims to be transgender, the fact is that it still has a vagina. No surgery has been performed downstairs. Look it up and explain that one.
Damn well said, Justifiable!
You still can’t argue the science.
I think if he feels he is a man then that is who he is and it is none of my biz. But I have to comment that his face still looks like a lady.
In defense of Chaz, though–s/he has never been a diva, and I’ve never heard him/her ever be ugly to anybody. S/he seems like a nice person, unlike 95% of Hollywood.
That’s because he had a double mastectomy, so all the fatty breast tissue – which men also have, but to a far lesser degree – is gone. So while he’s obese and the excess fat is sorta distributed proportionally all over his body, the boobs are out of that distibution loop and stay flat.
I called the blogger “it” in a post up above.
I think it’s *justifiable*.
Would you agree that since science states that you must, biologically, be a woman to get pregnant and that, biologically, a man cannot, if a woman becomes pregnant after becoming a transgendered male she is, therefore, still a woman? And if a man becomes a transgendered female but can’t give birth he is, scientifically, still a male?
Are you making money on a cheap reality tv show? Is your mother Cher? I think Chaz is doing just fine.
You should get a medical journal less than 25 years old. Transgender is a diagnosable phenomenon starting in the brain in utero that can only be treated with gender reassignment. Or you could consult a psychotherapist and they’ll tell you the same thing
Wat, you are a damned fool if you believe the drivel you are spouting.
agreed. im sorry but this is a trantastic FAIL.
Chaz most likely only needs therapy because of close minded, mean spirited idiots like you.
chicks with dicks….i dunno….
I think the surgery was a good call all around. Chaz never would have been a hot chick, and now he’s happy, and looks like a perfectly normal fat guy.
Beautiful.
Would male hormones make you fat? I thought that female hormones were the fat-encouraging type… And McFeely’s right–she was fat before.
Wat, no matter where anyone sits on this issue, I think we can all agree that you are an idiot…and making shit up off the top of your head.
No, you cannot “diagnose” transgenderism in the brain in utero. You are a tool.
I believe you just created a mission statement for The Superficial…although a caddy is an automobile.
a nice person who looks like her would not stroll around with his/her shirt off. That is an act of unprovoked violence.
vi·o·lence Noun/ˈvī(ə)ləns/
1. Behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something. Tell me how that fits moron. It’s people like you that make me glad I am not a Christian. Yes I am assuming you are Christian am I right? You are a world class azz hat
Didn’t I also read somewhere that the sex chromosomes can also tell whether a person is actually the same sex as the body they were born with, or is that just possible with hermaphroditism? A very good male friend of a former boyfriend of mine first came out as gay and then about a year or two later started the process of changing into a woman. The strange thing is that he/she was settled down with a woman at the time. My boyfriend said that this is supposedly a common occurrence because of the identification and empathy many transgender people feel toward the gender they are becoming. I don’t know, maybe he was never gay to begin with, or maybe people who are born gay will be gay whatever sex they are or become. Whatever, he started out as a man, came out of the closet though I don’t remember him dating any guys openly (maybe he was too uncomfortable doing so or felt his old friends would be too uncomfortable dealing with it), and now he’s a woman living with a woman. Sexuality is a very complex thing.
Has any of this been linked to the pill? I know that there is just a couple of molecules (or atoms) difference between estrogen and testosterone. If too much of one is in the body then it is metabolized into the other.
Going along with this, I studied that for a couple of years when I started doing research. We did animal studies that induced imposex by exposing them to high levels of estrogen during embryogenesis– but it only went from male to female. In other words, we could turn genetic males into females according to their sex organs.
In any case, I think Fish is an equal opportunity offender and we shouldn’t get all defensive because suddenly it’s a transgender he’s picking onn(but couldn’t he have gotten some lipo while they were already cutting him up?).
Yeah, right. Linked to the pill…must be the pill called LSD ‘cuz these explanations are fucking weird!
So doesn’t that prove that it’s not normal or natural? Hmm?
Yeah, with a Louisville Slugger!
PFKZONI,
Trans go through a ”feminization.’ They often live with or see women they admire to go thru the process with. Theres also a sexual tone to it.. they want to be fucked in the ass by the woman. About a third of men seeing dommes and prostitutes are gay, bi, or trans getting it in the ass.
The women abiding, Fem dommes they are called. They can be girlfriends or hos. Feminine worship of them is usually involved by the trans.
where it should have gone first was weight watchers, or a gym.
sorry, but if you have self image problems, and this is what you look like, you need to help yourself by exercising and eating right, before I’m going to have any sympathy for the ‘wahhh, waahh, it’s genetics, i’m a victim’ b.s. Plus, the stupidity of thinking all those nasty tattoos are helping just shows the kind of retard we’re dealing with here.
winner winner, chicken dinner, baby!
now pass me some paper towels so I can clean all this coffee up that I snarfed on my monitor.
I think it changed them from XX to XXXL
SHE IS STILL A WOMAN…but more fucked up now.