Here’s a topless Chaz Bono lumbering around the set of Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. Those nips started out as a woman’s, so protocol tells me I should censor them. But technically they’re on a man now, so that makes them acceptable for public view because ours don’t serve drinks. Except here’s where it gets weird(er): Somehow they’re not attached to moobs which makes me suddenly comfortable with all those accusations about Chaz playing God. “That’s right. Make me an obese man but without the breasts that go with it. Muahahahaha! Oh, and I want a dick you don’t have to shake after peeing.”
YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT!
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