Chaz Bono is Topless

September 20th, 2011 // 198 Comments

Here’s a topless Chaz Bono lumbering around the set of Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. Those nips started out as a woman’s, so protocol tells me I should censor them. But technically they’re on a man now, so that makes them acceptable for public view because ours don’t serve drinks. Except here’s where it gets weird(er): Somehow they’re not attached to moobs which makes me suddenly comfortable with all those accusations about Chaz playing God. “That’s right. Make me an obese man but without the breasts that go with it. Muahahahaha! Oh, and I want a dick you don’t have to shake after peeing.”

YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT!

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Comments (198)

  1. God is Black | September 20, 2011 at 9:51 am

    This was once a women right?

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    • m | September 20, 2011 at 9:57 am

      Well, seeing as how he was a lard ass when he was still a she, I’d say a women would be a decent assessment.

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    • Prolapsed Liver | September 20, 2011 at 10:21 am

      You can see the scars from the breast removal surgery.

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    • Mike Pants | September 20, 2011 at 10:38 am

      No. He was a transgender man, not a woman.

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      • Fletch | September 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm

        He was a fucking woman. Now he’s transgender

      • Used2B | September 23, 2011 at 9:05 am

        SHE IS STILL A WOMAN…but more fucked up now.

    • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm

      we can political-correct-speech this up all we like, but genetics says “Chaz” is a woman, no matter how much she mutilates her sex organs.

      Looking at this hot mess of humanity, can you honestly say you don’t think she would have benefited more from psychotherapy than from surgery?

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      • Tracey | September 20, 2011 at 5:30 pm

        Are you making money on a cheap reality tv show? Is your mother Cher? I think Chaz is doing just fine.

      • Wat | September 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm

        You should get a medical journal less than 25 years old. Transgender is a diagnosable phenomenon starting in the brain in utero that can only be treated with gender reassignment. Or you could consult a psychotherapist and they’ll tell you the same thing

      • James | September 20, 2011 at 6:43 pm

        Wat, you are a damned fool if you believe the drivel you are spouting.

      • lily | September 20, 2011 at 9:10 pm

        agreed. im sorry but this is a trantastic FAIL.

      • ShootTheBigot | September 21, 2011 at 10:43 pm

        Chaz most likely only needs therapy because of close minded, mean spirited idiots like you.

      • Aussie Mama | September 21, 2011 at 11:50 pm

        chicks with dicks….i dunno….

      • Ed | October 27, 2011 at 7:53 pm

        I think the surgery was a good call all around. Chaz never would have been a hot chick, and now he’s happy, and looks like a perfectly normal fat guy.

    • Racer X | September 20, 2011 at 4:09 pm

      That’s a real ladies man.

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    • PKW | September 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm

      You are offensive, caddy, and small. Can’t you find something else to exploit and leave already marginalized people off your list of torment-ables? Besides, I’m sure you writing this blog are a total hottie with nothing to hide and that’s why you sit a computer all day hiding behind a publication that makes fun of people.

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      • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2011 at 6:36 pm

        Wat, no matter where anyone sits on this issue, I think we can all agree that you are an idiot…and making shit up off the top of your head.

        No, you cannot “diagnose” transgenderism in the brain in utero. You are a tool.

      • vitobonespur | September 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm

        I believe you just created a mission statement for The Superficial…although a caddy is an automobile.

    • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 9:21 pm

      What Wat’s referring to are studies that link heightened endocrine levels of the mother with an increase of transgendered offspring. One of the first studies that picked up on this was done on DES mothers, who took the estrogenic chemical diethylstilbestrol between the 1940′s and 1970′s to prevent miscarriages. As a side effect, they had daughters that developed cervical and vaginal cancer by age 16, and sons who were born with, or developed, genital abnormalities.

      The study also indicated that roughly 1/4 – 1/3 of the DES sons interviewed were dealing with transgender or gender dysphoria issues – so if mom’s raging on estrogen while she’s pregnant with a male fetus, that does indicate there could be a transgender problem later.

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      • PFKZONI | September 20, 2011 at 10:32 pm

        Didn’t I also read somewhere that the sex chromosomes can also tell whether a person is actually the same sex as the body they were born with, or is that just possible with hermaphroditism? A very good male friend of a former boyfriend of mine first came out as gay and then about a year or two later started the process of changing into a woman. The strange thing is that he/she was settled down with a woman at the time. My boyfriend said that this is supposedly a common occurrence because of the identification and empathy many transgender people feel toward the gender they are becoming. I don’t know, maybe he was never gay to begin with, or maybe people who are born gay will be gay whatever sex they are or become. Whatever, he started out as a man, came out of the closet though I don’t remember him dating any guys openly (maybe he was too uncomfortable doing so or felt his old friends would be too uncomfortable dealing with it), and now he’s a woman living with a woman. Sexuality is a very complex thing.

        Has any of this been linked to the pill? I know that there is just a couple of molecules (or atoms) difference between estrogen and testosterone. If too much of one is in the body then it is metabolized into the other.

      • sassy | September 21, 2011 at 7:04 am

        Going along with this, I studied that for a couple of years when I started doing research. We did animal studies that induced imposex by exposing them to high levels of estrogen during embryogenesis– but it only went from male to female. In other words, we could turn genetic males into females according to their sex organs.

        In any case, I think Fish is an equal opportunity offender and we shouldn’t get all defensive because suddenly it’s a transgender he’s picking onn(but couldn’t he have gotten some lipo while they were already cutting him up?).

      • vitobonespur | September 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm

        Yeah, right. Linked to the pill…must be the pill called LSD ‘cuz these explanations are fucking weird!

      • Poppy | September 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm

        So doesn’t that prove that it’s not normal or natural? Hmm?

    • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 11:09 pm

      I think what you’re thinking of is indeterminate gender – “hermaphrodite” really isn’t the right term here because it means a set of fully functioning male/female genitals – snails and plants are born with that capacity, but humans? Not so much.

      Wnat you’re thinking of is kids of indeterminate gender – what are sometimes called “intersex” babies. 1 in 2,000 children are born with this anomaly, but they’re born not with a simple XX or XY chromosomal lineup so you can’t look at the genetic crib sheet for help – they often have what’s called a “mosaic” work up – XX cells interspersed with XY cells. The medical community used to “decide” whether the kid was male or female and then push for immediate surgery to visibly “fix” their genitalia and make them look “normal”. Needless to say, there are a “reassigned” adults out there with mutiliated and poorly-functioning genitals, but also ones that don’t match the gender they really are.

      And yeah, just because someone realizes they’re transgender that doesn’t mean their gender change will automatically makes them straight – sexual identity and sexual orientation are two very different things. Human sexuality is incredibly complex, and anything outside of the average person’s experience generally scares the shit out of a lot of people, which is why there are so many extreme reactions on this thread. Well, outside of the shirtless/obesity issue, I mean.

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    • justifiable | September 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm

      Vito, the studies have nothing to do with LSD and everything to do with a increased level of estrogen that appears to have a definite influence on male fetuses. We’re not talking the Pill, either. It’s basic biochemistry – if you can’t follow it or be bothered to look up the studies, I’m sorry, but it’s not a “fucking weird explanation”.

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      • sexpert here to explain | September 22, 2011 at 10:11 am

        PFKZONI,
        Trans go through a ”feminization.’ They often live with or see women they admire to go thru the process with. Theres also a sexual tone to it.. they want to be fucked in the ass by the woman. About a third of men seeing dommes and prostitutes are gay, bi, or trans getting it in the ass.

        The women abiding, Fem dommes they are called. They can be girlfriends or hos. Feminine worship of them is usually involved by the trans.

    • God is Yellow | October 19, 2011 at 10:18 am

      I’m no fan of all this transgender/gay agenda stuff. But I have to say, I actually feel sorry for Chaz. I mean Chastity. Or whatever herimself wants to be called.

      I think the media is treating Chas as some type of modern “circus freak.” These pictures are just setting this troubled wo/man up for persecution and ridicule as people say here with such sick comments about her weight and looks.

      Think about it. How much are photographers getting paid to get pics of this person “bare” chested?

      Are we no different than the people at carnivals who stare at people with deformaties and disabilities when we ridicule Chaz?

      I think not.

      Obviously, Chas has had a very troubled life and regardless of the way herim wants to live it, he deserves not to be treated like another Jumbo.

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  2. rican | September 20, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Well, he most definitely looks like a fat guy.

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    • gumption | September 20, 2011 at 3:47 pm

      I think if he feels he is a man then that is who he is and it is none of my biz. But I have to comment that his face still looks like a lady.

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    • chainsawbuzzkill | September 20, 2011 at 6:15 pm

      In defense of Chaz, though–s/he has never been a diva, and I’ve never heard him/her ever be ugly to anybody. S/he seems like a nice person, unlike 95% of Hollywood.

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      • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2011 at 6:37 pm

        a nice person who looks like her would not stroll around with his/her shirt off. That is an act of unprovoked violence.

      • WingsFan | September 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm

        vi·o·lence Noun/ˈvī(ə)ləns/
        1. Behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something. Tell me how that fits moron. It’s people like you that make me glad I am not a Christian. Yes I am assuming you are Christian am I right? You are a world class azz hat

  3. stinky mcpoop | September 20, 2011 at 9:57 am

    It’s like when she had her surgery she told the doctor “Meh, just disperse the breast tissue around my waist. When the time comes I might need to use it as a flotation device.”

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    • Facebook Me | September 20, 2011 at 10:50 am

      I think the weight gain is from hormones, or is now pregnant.

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      • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm

        She was morbidly obese long before the “transition”.

    • chainsawbuzzkill | September 20, 2011 at 5:57 pm

      Would male hormones make you fat? I thought that female hormones were the fat-encouraging type… And McFeely’s right–she was fat before.

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  4. ReeferMadness | September 20, 2011 at 9:58 am

    When did Uncle Kracker sign up for DWTS?

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    • huckafooter | September 20, 2011 at 2:23 pm

      Best. Comment. Ever. *stands up slowly clapping*

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  5. Cock Dr | September 20, 2011 at 10:00 am

    I don’t think Chaz did the “full chop” so there is a vagina down there, probably with a huge male hormone enhanced clit peeking out. Something to think about as ya’ll watch Chaz cha-cha & twirl around that dance floor.
    The pursuit of happiness can take some people down very strange paths. This is one of them.

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    • Just Saying... | September 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

      I have seen that… Not male hormone enhanced, just a hermaphrodite, I think… I don’t know… I was taking some, um, medication that evening… but it was interesting.

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    • Dan | September 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm

      I feel sorry for em.

      It is politically incorrect to make fun of someone with downs but OK to make fun of trannies, when these are on a basic level very similar things – someone with an off brain due to some funky genetics before they were born.

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      • freaky | September 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm

        The difference being that we’ve identified the mutation responsible for Downs.

      • ME | September 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm

        No… doubt…

        A world full of geniuses that can accurately predict the pending rise in sea level to a fraction of an inch, based on the level of Co2 raising by 3 parts per billion, assuming the autos we drive don’t start getting more than exactly 48 mpg (highway) and it’s relation on the global temperature gain (loss?) and how it affects Antarctic glaciers and cow farts.

        But they can’t figure out that what Chaz has going on is a ‘disorder.’

  6. aprilstp | September 20, 2011 at 10:07 am

    That was a pretty little girl once. It’s gross now, whatever the gender. How did that come out of Cher?

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    • Iveski | September 20, 2011 at 10:35 am

      Through the vagina, I would suspect.

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      • kellilee | September 20, 2011 at 5:42 pm

        Beautiful.

  7. Lita | September 20, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Those boobs ain’t right. They’re TOO flat even for a man.

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    • Cher X | September 20, 2011 at 10:40 am

      I was thinking the same thing. They look “off”. Hard to say way but they just don’t look natural.

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      • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 4:08 pm

        That’s because he had a double mastectomy, so all the fatty breast tissue – which men also have, but to a far lesser degree – is gone. So while he’s obese and the excess fat is sorta distributed proportionally all over his body, the boobs are out of that distibution loop and stay flat.

  8. Anal Jesus | September 20, 2011 at 10:08 am

    I simultaneously barfed all over myself and shit my pants from laughing at this. Chaz needs to grow some chest, stomach and back hair to go with that gut so he’ll look like a normal hairy sweaty fat guy instead of a fat lesbian.

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    • Fletch | September 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

      It should have gone to a god damned shrink before doing this shit.

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      • Schmidtler | September 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm

        where it should have gone first was weight watchers, or a gym.
        sorry, but if you have self image problems, and this is what you look like, you need to help yourself by exercising and eating right, before I’m going to have any sympathy for the ‘wahhh, waahh, it’s genetics, i’m a victim’ b.s. Plus, the stupidity of thinking all those nasty tattoos are helping just shows the kind of retard we’re dealing with here.

  9. marceelf | September 20, 2011 at 10:09 am

    I promise to be a very good girl if you never do that again. Now please give me some Alexander Skarsgard to make the pain go away.

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    • Nala | September 20, 2011 at 10:26 am

      I second that!!

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    • Help | September 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm

      Yes please!!

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    • Cock Dr | September 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm

      Helpful hint: Never promise the blogger anything.
      It does what it please and laughs at our pleas.

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    • Scarred...... | September 20, 2011 at 7:50 pm

      Yes…You owe me some ASkars after this abomination. I mean, this is just wrong.

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  10. JK13 | September 20, 2011 at 10:11 am

    As someone who is very accepting of homosexuality, I never much understood transgendered people. I mean, where did all that bullshit about “accepting yourself just the way you are” go??? I’m a guy, always have been, I like cars and explosions and strippers and stupid things. Most of my clothes consist of military surplus and black T-shirts with jokes on them. I love being a guy, I have fun with it. Yet, if I was a woman, I’d have fun with that too. Sure I’d miss being able to eat stuff off the floor or put on a pair of underwear that I found on top of the microwave, but that’s life. You are what you’re born as and you work with what you got. Trust me, you’ll have to make concessions your whole life, might as well start with the easy stuff like having/not having a penis. Don’t have a penis? Let’s go shoe shopping! Have a penis? I wonder if “Man VS Wild” is on. It’s easy!

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    • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm

      You kind of missed the point – staying in a body that doesn’t reflect who you are at the very deepest level is denial, NOT ACCEPTANCE.

      OK, you love cars, explosions, black t-shirts that you hang up on the floor and strippers and grease under your nails and all the dumb shit that goes with being a guy – now love all of it in a body that has tits and a vagina and is supposed to be all feminine and love girly shit. YOU’D. FUCKING. HATE. IT. Your gender jibes with who you are at your core – it defines your sexual identity. But what if your body’s gender doesn’t match who your psyche, or core, or brain tells you you are? Your body becomes a prison.

      Imagine, if you can, waking up some morning without your cock and balls – and you’re a motherfucking liar if you claim you’d just roll with the loss and have fun rather than scream for God or the universe to put them back, pronto. Now imagine no one answers, and you’re stuck with that gender – forever. Have a nice life, dickless. How’s that pink nail polish, cramps and bikini wax workin’ for ya? Having fun yet?

      “Accepting yourself” in this situation means dealing with the fact that the body you have just doesn’t match with the one your psyche, or core, or brain says you SHOULD have. It means you can stop exhausting yourself by trying to make it fit, and modify what you can to mesh with who you really are. The fact that so much physical pain is involved must tell you something about how desperate transgendered people are to gain what you take for granted every damn day .

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      • Fast Eddie | September 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm

        Well, hate to burst your bubble but although Chastity claims to be transgender, the fact is that it still has a vagina. No surgery has been performed downstairs. Look it up and explain that one.

      • CranAppleSnapple | September 20, 2011 at 11:28 pm

        Damn well said, Justifiable!

      • Poppy | September 21, 2011 at 7:12 pm

        You still can’t argue the science.

    • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm

      No “explanation” needed, since “transgender” just means you’re born one gender yet identify or live as another. Not having surgery – of any kind – doesn’t somehow disqualify you from “claiming” to be one. Do a little reading next time, fer chrissakes.

      Secondly, I wasn’t speaking about Bono in particular, just replying to JK13′s generalization. Not everyone has the final op. There are a lot of vital nerves down there, and some people don’t want to lose a modicum of sensation or sexual functionality – would you? Some are waiting for microsurgery to become even more sophisticated, some will never do it, some go for it – it’s a personal choice. I can’t imagine undergoing it, but that fact that some people do speaks to an incredible determination.

      And if you don’t think it’s not painful at the outset to be referred to as “it” by a lot of yahoos, think again. Hopefully it gets easier to suffer the lame and the clueless.

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      • Cock Dr | September 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm

        I called the blogger “it” in a post up above.
        I think it’s *justifiable*.

      • Poppy | September 21, 2011 at 7:11 pm

        Would you agree that since science states that you must, biologically, be a woman to get pregnant and that, biologically, a man cannot, if a woman becomes pregnant after becoming a transgendered male she is, therefore, still a woman? And if a man becomes a transgendered female but can’t give birth he is, scientifically, still a male?

    • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 5:14 pm

      LOL, Cock Dr, you are truly a heartless, insensitive woman. You know you did that out of sheer self-interest, so the Fish will post multiple Skargard pics to comfort himself!

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    • vitobonespur | September 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm

      Underwear on the microwave? I hope you ran them through for 30 or 40 seconds. Kills all the germs. Doesn’t do a damned thing for skid marks, although it diminishes the odor somewhat.

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  11. nonono | September 20, 2011 at 10:11 am

    I’m not a lesbian, I’m not a lesbian,
    I’m not a lesbian .

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  12. Kit | September 20, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I don’t even like most men strutting around shirtless. Why must he be so “in my face”?

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    • Help | September 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm

      Seriously, unless you’ve got the body to be walking around shirtless, PUT IT BACK ON.

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    • lulubelle | September 20, 2011 at 9:55 pm

      You had to get out of bed, walk to your computer, boot it up, connect to the Internet, click through to this site, and scroll to this article to see this picture of Bono. Explain to me again how this is “in your face?” Hint: next time you see an image or article that’s going to shake your narrow world to the core, just scroll on by. Simple.

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    • grace | September 20, 2011 at 9:56 pm

      yeah reminds me of hawaii, where in kona you see millions of saggy old men jogging topless with short-shorts….

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  13. Georgio | September 20, 2011 at 10:18 am

    I dunno…better than seeing Gary Shirley (or Amber, for that matter) topless.

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  14. bianca | September 20, 2011 at 10:21 am

    I’m sorry, I just find him to be so physically repulsive. Man or woman, take some pride in your appearance.

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  15. drunk again | September 20, 2011 at 10:23 am

    I’d hit it …

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    • vitobonespur | September 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm

      Yeah, with a Louisville Slugger!

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  16. Dude of Dudes | September 20, 2011 at 10:25 am

    If they havent made Free Willy: The Musical yet Ive found your star.

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    • Schmidtler | September 22, 2011 at 2:45 pm

      winner winner, chicken dinner, baby!
      now pass me some paper towels so I can clean all this coffee up that I snarfed on my monitor.

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  17. just here for laughs | September 20, 2011 at 10:26 am

    The moobs, or lack thereof, are concave. How is that possible??

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    • AGame | September 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

      double mastectomy

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  18. kanyeisgayfish | September 20, 2011 at 10:29 am

    That dude looks pregos.

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  19. NicoSuave | September 20, 2011 at 10:45 am

    That dude’s got some nice nipples.

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  20. Derrick | September 20, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Still a woman …she should change her chromosomes from XX to XY to do the job right.

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    • Schmidtler | September 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm

      I think it changed them from XX to XXXL

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  21. dudeatdudedotdude | September 20, 2011 at 10:51 am

    besides missing moobs, i see no upper body hair. if there’s no back hair i’m calling this change a major fail

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  22. BigDaddy | September 20, 2011 at 10:56 am

    Now she’s really a women living in a mans body. What a freaking joke.

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  23. Cooter Rooter | September 20, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Sad. Really sad. This shemale wants everyone to accept whatever it transforms itself into, but won’t accept what it was born as. This is yet another Michael Jackson “I hate who I am” story. Mental illness is a hard issue to endure. She/He will never be happy with themselves.

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  24. EmmaWatson's Vagina | September 20, 2011 at 11:12 am

    I thought Chaz had a transgender surgery. Guess i was wrong and had a transpecies surgery and messed up with being a Huttite.

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    • welldoneson | September 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm

      and it’s emma FTW

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  25. Eric | September 20, 2011 at 11:21 am

    The scary part is that s/he has a vagina and there are men more than willing to use it.

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    • Freaky | September 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

      It’s a mangina now, baby!

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  26. Rough? Not for sale! | September 20, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Look out middle America, the Chazmanian devil is on the loose. Lock up the ‘childrensss’.

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  27. Dave Mustaine | September 20, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Wrong on so many levels.

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  28. Freaky | September 20, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Fugly is fugly, regardless of X or Y chromosome. Of course, I guess there’s less stigma in being a fugly male than a fugly female so, good choice Chaz!

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  29. Sweenis McFrecklenut | September 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    He should take off his pants so we can all see his PUSSY! Fucking disgusting freak

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    • bingledings | September 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm

      Says the person who actually wants to see Chaz’s vagina.

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  30. Savalas | September 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Chaz Bono. Topless.
    Pushing the limits on your employers’ internet usage policy since since 2009

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  31. Venom | September 20, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    No one wants to see this fat disgusting freak.

    And it is a woman, born a woman, and will die a woman, no matter what fucking shit it does to its body.

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    • Liberal | September 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

      You are so brave.

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    • SISS | September 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm

      Then why are you saying “it”?

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    • freaky | September 20, 2011 at 2:53 pm

      Baby, she was born this way! Or not.

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  32. Baron Bleeke | September 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    That grinding sound you hear from Cathedral City, CA is sonny bono rolling over in his grave

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  33. Toby Weymiller | September 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I would love to suck on those juicy man boobs.

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  34. Komodo | September 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    GLHF

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  35. ChinaSuperficial | September 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    This comment thread has attracted some dipshits, so let me clear it up for you: America means the pursuit of happiness. If he wants to be a dude, then you all should shut up and accept it. Nobody controls Chaz’s body, except Chaz. Good for him.

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    • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

      Funny isn’t it how one persons expression of freedom seems to require other people to think the appropriate thoughts.

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      • Mitch | September 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm

        Well put. I am so sick of this whole PC bullshit world we are living in I could puke a rainbow.

    • freaky | September 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      I’m with McFeely on this one, sweetheart. Living in the land of the free means freedom to be an asshole. And I do love my freedom.

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      • McFeely Smackup | September 21, 2011 at 12:26 pm

        Freaky, that’s not really my point…although I do agree with you. My point is in order for “Chaz” to exercise his/her freedom to be who he/she wants to be, political correctness requires the REST of us to not have any opinion on the subject that doesn’t warmly and wholeheartedly support the freakshow.

        I thought freedom was something that applied to everyone equally…but I guess my definition is old fashioned.

  36. Urbanspaceman | September 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    What a sad, pathetic, grotesque approximation if a human being this is.

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    • Urbanspaceman | September 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm

      “of a human being” I meant

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  37. McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    I don’t care what you think about transgender issues, on any objective scale this is straight up fucking gross.

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  38. grobpilot | September 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Holy. Fuck.

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    • Aussie Mama | September 21, 2011 at 11:51 pm

      well said

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  39. blah | September 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Every single person here is stupid as hell.

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  40. fcslboy | September 20, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    All of you idiots referring to her as a “he” are just as fucked up as she is.

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    • CranAppleSnapple | September 20, 2011 at 11:31 pm

      You’re disgusting.

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  41. Mark | September 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    That bitch is one ugly dude.

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  42. Anon | September 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Kevin James has been working out.

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    • Heechul's Petal Princess | September 20, 2011 at 3:47 pm

      Hold on a second…that’s too far. Kevin James actually has a cute face.

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  43. bingledings | September 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Boy he’s really going all out with the fat douchebag look isn’t he? Is this how he wants to look or did he realize it’s the only one he can pull off?

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  44. Mitch | September 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Michelle Obama ought to set her anti-obesity sights on this fat fuck and try to slim it down. Speaking of fat, anyone seen the Obama girls lately? This two must be sneaking french fries off Michelle’s plate when she is busy beating Barack to a pulp.

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    • SayWhat? | September 20, 2011 at 6:31 pm

      +1000

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  45. Iveski | September 20, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    “Of course I’m not happy! Look at me, I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got bigger titties than you do. I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I’ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I’d like to get in touch with and forgive… myself.”

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  46. INMATE 12236969 | September 20, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Fat disgusting piece of shit, all this motherfucker ever did was sit on her fat ass and play video games had other people pay to get her tits cutoff, and man injections and some people think this bitch is come kind of hero.

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  47. What | September 20, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I can not believe the comments I’m reading. I thought people would be a little more open minded since it’s the 21st century. Chaz was born this way and is finally figuring himself out. Go Chaz don’t listen to all these close minded people just do what’s best for yourself and what makes you happy.

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    • freaky | September 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm

      No, in fact Chaz was >not< born this way. Chaz was not happy with himself until he had his body butchered to look like something that he was not. Maybe if we had been more supportive before the scalpel fell, we wouldn't be talking about this right now.

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      • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 11:14 pm

        My, what power you have, that your simple and patronizing approval would have made his life as a woman worth living! I don’t which is worse, your deliberate and blatant pig-ignorance, or your judgmental delusions of grandeur.

  48. Jesus | September 20, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    What a waste.

    He/she didnt even get the bottom surgery so his name till then is Chasitity.

    Kill it with fire!

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    • Iveski | September 20, 2011 at 2:51 pm

      Chesty Bono

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  49. Lydia | September 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    *que the Problem Child barf scene* That’s how I felt after seeing this. WTF is this thing?! And I’m not saying “thing” to be outright rude, but can you really call it male or female considering “it” still has a vagina?! I thought the requirement of being a dude was having a dick! Whole thing is just creepy!

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    • justifiable | September 20, 2011 at 11:16 pm

      Geez, Lydia, I bet you have a cunt – and reading what you wrote, I sincerely hope that’s not the only requirement necessary to be a woman.

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      • farting old man's wife | September 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm

        no, tits and the ability to walk in high heels, manage a household, a full time job, children, stress, periods, emotions, A BRAIN, and be a nurse, a wife, a mother, a sister, a daughter, a teacher, a referee, a driver, a cheerleader, a coach, a counselor, a mediator and do all of this at the same while dancing back words, in the a fore mentioned high heels, as fast as you can trying to keep everyone happy and only making yourself miserable and depressed so that we can take the antidepressants that the Dr.s prescribe so we can keep moving forward and hold the family together while we are falling apart!! THAT is being a woman!! NOT just tits and ass!!

    • justifiable | September 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm

      And here I was going for the point that it takes more than having a dick to be a dude and a real woman wouldn’t judge their child to be an “it” if they were transgendered. Whew.

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  50. Carolyn | September 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Ghastly

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