Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini

May 25th, 2009 // 139 Comments

Here’s French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini in St. Barts Monday, and Christ, what a week she’s having. First, she wins Best Actress at Cannes, and now in an even more impressive feat, Charlotte’s vagina ends up on The Superficial. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave her the Nobel Prize, you know, knock her down a peg or two. It’s a cold, jealous world, my friends.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions unless you design women’s razors for a living.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. OMG i am blind for life now.

    wow, what a hideous freak. i’m young and beautiful…. WHY the F am i not famous instead of this nasty old mess. if i had a body like that i would drown myself in the sea, immediately. i guess having famous parents will get you everywhere.

  2. Icehawg

    @101
    I can answer that question for you : she has a number of real definable talents such as acting and singing. You, while you can suck the hell out of a dick, do not possess any such talent.

    Thus, her = famous. You = “crack whore to be”.

    You’re welcome.

  3. Gueibor

    I’ve always liked this woman, but these pics are about the un-sexiest thing I’ve seen in my life. However, kudoz to her for the… uh, unheidimotag…iddity?

  4. Dread not

    @ Delish #91

    Delish: “There are women with non plastic bodies (Katy Perry for example) who I wouldn’t mind seeing naked…”

    Dn: Yes!

    Delish: “I am not gonna lie I have implants and stretch marks and am sure I don’t havea perfect body (having a kid can do some damage) which is why I don’t go prancing around naked and if I did I still look 100x’s better than this oh-so-talanted little number right here.”

    Dn: Looking for an honest, unbiased opinion about that? : )

    @ E #48

    E: “To all the boys afraid of a little hair…. So I’m assuming that you all wax your junk to make it smooth like a baby’s bottom before excepting a blow job right?”

    Dn: We shave off our pubes to get that little extra visual length that long pubes take away. Anything to get the soldier look like he’s standin’ a little taller!

    Q: Know that old joke: What do you call a Roman with hair betweeen his teeth?

    A: Gladiator.

    chlöe @ 76

    chlöe: by the way, this woman has had two children and has not had plastic surgery of any kind.

    Dn: So what, you want to give her a medal? Britney “what personality’s turn is it today?” Spears has had two kids and check out her shit! That woman, love her, or despise her, is slammin’… PERIOD. I take it you’re French? Just because Charlotte isn’t flashin’ her shit out in public like Britney Spea… Oh, wait, Yes she is! She’s lettin’ the cooch queef au natural. No fabric muffler on that one, and that smell isn’t comin’ from the ocean! You take your clothers off in public, for any reason, you’re askin’ to be riddled with pixelated buckshot. And when you get tagged by said buckshot, you’ve opened yourself up to all the things that go along with it, especially if you’re a celebrity, the nasty comments and all. This is a GOSSIP site, which does imply certain responses and comments, yeah? With that said, I’d lay down some pipe on this chick, like she was virgin Alaskan territory starvin’ for oil!

  5. chlöe

    @ Dread Not

    Something tells me that you were not hugged enough as a child.

  6. Dread not

    @ chlöe

    chlöe: Something tells me that you were not hugged enough as a child.

    Dn: Uh, tell you the truth, I don’t remember. But it’s never too late to start.

    *Arms wide open*

  7. jules

    Whistler, you are so cooooooooooooooooool

  8. jules

    Whistler, you are so cooooooooooooooooool

  9. jules

    To all americans up there, you know that you collected the most beautiful girls in hollywood, majority of american girls sucks, average european and japanese girls look the way better than american, when I am in europe or japan every fat girl I meet is fucking american, so ugly((((( so fucking fat, rarely seen here

  10. jules

    To all americans up there, you know that you collected the most beautiful girls in hollywood, majority of american girls sucks, average european and japanese girls look the way better than american, when I am in europe or japan every fat girl I meet is fucking american, so ugly((((( so fucking fat, rarely seen here

  11. Whistler

    Thanks Jules, Just stating facts.

  12. N.

    Charlotte Gainsbourg is lovely and quite an interesting actress. I adore her in The Science of Sleep and she is also good in I’m Not There. And her skin has the most beautiful porcelain complexion; she is lithe and willowy. I just wanted to say that because it makes me feel better having said something positive since most people who post on this site seem to be so hateful and reminds me why being a woman can be so hopeless.

  13. Jessica

    This american loves France, it’s culture, and it’s eat to live don’t live to eat lifestyle..

    She looks.. healthy. I hope I have that much muscle tone and lack of fat after I have two kids and am 37. Also, yes she’s naturally pale – and that never looks great in a bikini. But, like most women, she looks much better with makeup and clothes that suit her figure.

  14. Hotbox

    I know I shouldn’t feed the pussy fire, but here it goes. All you foreign fags on a U.S. gossip site need to STFU. I’m proudly American, and proud of my mostly European heritage as well. I’ve been to many other countries, and believe me, few of their females hold a candle to American women. Go to ANY college (heck, even high school – and chill on that, I’m talking about LOOKING only), concert, beach, sporting event, mall, etc., etc., in ANY of the 50 states and our girls’ beauty blows theirs away. And to those that think “all” or “half” of Americans are a bunch of fatties, quit watching CNmotherf%ckingmainstreamN and come take a look for yourself. The MAJORITY of this population hates Hollywood and it’s fake-ass Barbie dolls. There are enough natural beauties here to satisfy many. Realize there are all kinds in all nations, but we are a nation of many fit and intelligent people. “Knowledge is limited. Wisdom is unlimited.” Albert Einstein

    Now, regarding Charlotte, average at first glance, but she does have a girl next door innocent beauty to her. And to those afraid of muff, try it, you might like it.

  15. Hotbox

    I know I shouldn’t feed the pussy fire, but here it goes. All you foreign fags on a U.S. gossip site need to STFU. I’m proudly American, and proud of my mostly European heritage as well. I’ve been to many other countries, and believe me, few of their females hold a candle to American women. Go to ANY college (heck, even high school – and chill on that, I’m talking about LOOKING only), concert, beach, sporting event, mall, etc., etc., in ANY of the 50 states and our girls’ beauty blows theirs away. And to those that think “all” or “half” of Americans are a bunch of fatties, quit watching CNmotherf%ckingmainstreamN and come take a look for yourself. The MAJORITY of this population hates Hollywood and it’s fake-ass Barbie dolls. There are enough natural beauties here to satisfy many. Realize there are all kinds in all nations, but we are a nation of many fit and intelligent people. “Knowledge is limited. Wisdom is unlimited.” Albert Einstein

    Now, regarding Charlotte, average at first glance, but she does have a girl next door innocent beauty to her. And to those afraid of muff, try it, you might like it.

  16. mikeock

    spread your legs, bitch. daddy’s got a hoagie for you.

  17. George Jetson

    To all of your trailer trash that want to shave this woman’s crotch. You are pedophiles. You like shaved crotch because it reminds you of the underage girls you are molesting.
    Or… You can’t handle a woman the way she is naturally, beause you secretly crave cock. Take your choice, losers. The ones that are ripping on this woman probably sit in front of a monitor all day, jerking their cocks until they bleed. Get a life…..

  18. BonnieBell

    Gotta agree, she looks good. pale but good, and I like the neatly trimmed bush. No hair is (on a guy or a gal) just screaming “I need a mommy/daddy figure to molest me to get off.” and for those that like the hairless look, you’re just a ped at heart.

    Now as to the ‘diaper rash’…..it’s either 1) from sitting down on a bony butt or 2) the girl likes a good spanking before getting frisky. (I know I do!)

  19. PAC-O!!!

    Say what ya’ll want… by the time I’d be done with her, there would be more than rashes on her bootay… klap, hpv, and the a,b,c’s of heptitis… I just vomited on myself.

  20. Liz

    Hot as HELL as Jane Eyre. You have to see her movies to appreciate her attractiveness.

  21. isabella

    hey number 37: i guess you were always taught to not show you peepee because thats being a dirty little boy.. jeeez
    You americans can be so overly sensitive about nudity, or should i say scared. I guess you have a lot of insecurities… but being naked isn’t something “whoreish” hello!!! we are all in true nature naked, born with nothing covering our asses.. idiot

  22. isabella

    hey number 37: i guess you were always taught to not show you peepee because thats being a dirty little boy.. jeeez
    You americans can be so overly sensitive about nudity, or should i say scared. I guess you have a lot of insecurities… but being naked isn’t something “whoreish” hello!!! we are all in true nature naked, born with nothing covering our asses.. idiot

  23. isabella

    hey number 37: i guess you were always taught to not show you peepee because thats being a dirty little boy.. jeeez
    You americans can be so overly sensitive about nudity, or should i say scared. I guess you have a lot of insecurities… but being naked isn’t something “whoreish” hello!!! we are all in true nature naked, born with nothing covering our asses.. idiot

  24. el ces

    !
    Hey, that book she’s reading is Embracing the Wide Sky.

    Some math wizard out of Europe wrote it, explaining how people can become geniuses through math.

    …anyway, I don’t recognize the girl here. She’s pretty though.

  25. Dummies

    Do you idiots know how hard it is to shave your pussy?? Like really freakin hard. And based on her hair color (on her head) she’s obviously trimmed a little or she’d have the Sasquatch look going on.

  26. joshesmama

    She kinda looks like the girl next door who is a little naughty.

  27. turqumena

    @125 It’s really not that hard, why do you think it is?

  28. Dr. G

    Them marks on her ass are probably from getting plowed from behind. Fuck I don’t know what y’alls complaining ’bout I’ve seen Hollywood bitches show less then this on fuckin’ playboy and they’s getting paid. . . I mean what the fuck! This girl splays her snatch on the beach for everyone to see, for free! and muthaphukers is complainin’ . . . the nerve of some people!

  29. ~ ~ N U M B E R 4 8 W I N S ~ ~

  30. flam

    boy, it sure is misogynist today

  31. Francesca

    Did someone call this dog “shy and introverted”?! She openly sang about incest with her repulsive crazy frog eyed father in the eighties. And the revolting twat, who apparently doesn’t believe in conventional things like combs, is cutting off her clitoris for the director she admittedly has daddy issues with in “antichrist.” This swamp thing is uglier than Mackenzie Phillips and has no discernible talent. All she does is mumble and hide from the camera in that weird English accent. Occasionally showing us that worn out whinging homeless person face-how old is this bitch?

    What a piece of trash. And if you’re shy, don’t get naked in public, duh. I hope a random rabid dog sodomizes that worthless whore.

  32. Wild beaver sighting! Thats rare. The wild beaver known for their hair are an endangered species. A dying breed. *sigh* I can only imagine the 70′s.

    “Hey you know how I know this is a 70′s porn? His dick has sideburns.”

    Adam Sandler

  33. What is she so embarrassed about? Those cheeks are soo rosey. Nothing to be ashamed of! tee hee hee.

  34. Rare sighting of the fully matured beaver that is an endangered species. Truly a sad story. They were hunted down and killed by the encouragement of men because of their lack of desire to groom properly. Maybe someday Justin Timberlake will bring hairy back. Just be sure to properly educate beaver grooming techniques especially the importance of shaving the old coat for the summer months for bikini line purposes and its just nice to “mix it up.” Well done boys and girls. You men out there dont forget this includes your pube beards too. Dont expect the trouser snake to come out to play if you have to wade your way through pubes to find him… *
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  35. Rare sighting of the fully matured beaver that is an endangered species. Truly a sad story. They were hunted down and killed by the encouragement of men because of their lack of desire to groom properly. Maybe someday Justin Timberlake will bring hairy back. Just be sure to properly educate beaver grooming techniques especially the importance of shaving the old coat for the summer months for bikini line purposes and its just nice to “mix it up.” Well done boys and girls. You men out there dont forget this includes your pube beards too. Dont expect the trouser snake to come out to play if you have to wade your way through pubes to find him… *
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  36. Fee

    You know what, I’d never normally read, never mind involve myself in this kind of discussion blogg, especially considering the nature of the topic, but I happen to really admire this lady, Ms Gainsbourg (that’s being inhumanly ‘dissected’ by certain people here in the above photos) both as an actress and as a icon of the freedom and daring of spirit, and by chance I came across this blog.. I’m not entirely sure what motivated me to read the comments through till the end as I have, except maybe, almost like watching a car crash, the initial shock of what I initially did read, in terms of what appear to be males views on this woman’s anatomy.. and the comments expressed have truly shocked me.. which brings me to, case in point, amongst quite a few others, of which I don’t have time, nor indeed inclination to comment on here.. But MR “French Revolution”, or should I say, French “Revulsion”, comments in particular towards a certain blogger here named Chloe are just beyond impunity or justification of any kind? I realise this blogg is almost 3 years old and yet despite this not being something I would normally ever involve myself in I could help but voice my disgust and revulsion in how he has not only referred to the lady in the photo in question but also, and namely, what he has written to this woman (Chloe) expressing her feelings.. Shame on you, you anonymous, faceless, sad excuse of a man.. It’s easy to be brave when you don’t have to look anyone in the eye.. and in regards to your comments on Ms Ginsburg being “an armpit”, well, I’m sure you’d know all about that particular part of the body, or any part potentially rank. Infant I’m fairly confident you’d be an expert.. Infant if it came to any matter concerning embarrassing body parts I reckon you’d win any competition..

    p.s. your blatant Misogamy is just an obvious cry that “no women will ever have sex with me!”… and you’d be very right to cry in this regard..

  37. Fee

    p.s. I just realised that I didn’t actually see this blog through to it’s ‘bitter end’ till just now.. and I see on this final page just how cruel and unkind even seeming woman can be towards other women?! I just don’t get it? anyway, well there you go..
    …by the way Davis, have only now just read your comments… your’re incredibly funny, a true joy to read (and I mean that).. I wish I had your written prowess.. I’d bet you’d be a pleasure to have around a bar table.
    p.p.s. Jules and Whistler, get a room!!! I can see where both your real inclination lies

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