Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini

May 25th, 2009 // 139 Comments

Here’s French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini in St. Barts Monday, and Christ, what a week she’s having. First, she wins Best Actress at Cannes, and now in an even more impressive feat, Charlotte’s vagina ends up on The Superficial. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave her the Nobel Prize, you know, knock her down a peg or two. It’s a cold, jealous world, my friends.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions unless you design women’s razors for a living.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. hellz yeah

    first!!

  2. dumbass

    furst?

  3. GROSS! Is that a rash on her ass?

  4. yuck

    eww this is gross. ugly titties and nasty hairy twat. yikes. i’m sorry but if she whipped that hairy twat in front of me id cut her off on the spot.

  5. her butt looks like it has diaper rash

  6. her butt looks like it has diaper rash

  7. Salty Bob

    Heh, that looks like a hand slap on her ass. And as for you, #5, we’ll see if Fish can find you some shots of a ten year old or something, mmmkay? You obviously have very high standards.

  8. necromanger

    Did somebody slashed her butt and it scarred over….

  9. Emma

    Ahh a realistic women, with talent. Much much much nicer than seeing plastic, insecure, vapid hollywood whores.

  10. honky

    Ohhhkay? It would be much more interesting if I actually knew who she was.

  11. honky

    The vulva (from Latin, vulva, plural vulvae or vulvas; see etymology) refers to the external genital organs of the female. In colloquial speech, the term vagina is often used to refer to the female genitals generally, although, strictly speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure, whereas the vulva is the whole exterior genitalia.

  12. Anonymous

    Idiots… how old are you? 12? Ever went to a beach, even? When you sit on something, especially rocks, you get marks on your ass.

  13. I’m sure alot of RAPINGS are recorded now after seeing these pictures.
    this because american men can not controle themselves, folks!!

  14. jytr

    why can’t i see anything but red stars?
    clicking on the images just makes bigger red stars

  15. only french can go nudity like that like, also american, but in the streets…

  16. cheezypoof

    fuck thank you #13

    13. Anonymous – May 26, 2009 1:11 AM

    Idiots… how old are you? 12? Ever went to a beach, even? When you sit on something, especially rocks, you get marks on your ass.

  17. um...

    WHO?

  18. um...

    WHO?

  19. ToTellTheTruth

    I don’t give a fuck if she has hair on her pussy or on her top lip..this bitch looks UGLY, with her nasty pasty looking ass. I hope she laid in the sun ALL day that day because she sure as hell NEEDED to.

  20. abreau

    Are you serious?! Those tits look surgically implanted on a wax body. Yikeskeez!!!!!

  21. Awesomest Maximus

    Sad…there isn’t anything attractive about this chick.

  22. tc

    Lovely white virginal skin. Completely non-whorish looking.

    Erecting.

  23. Dude

    That guy looks like Chris Chelios

  24. vito

    Jeez, in picture #18 she looks kind of mean…but then I guess I’d be mean if I had a rash like that on my ass. And yes, I think it’s a rash. If she got that mark from simply sitting on a rock or something then she must be a real masochist to not stand up a bit sooner. It looks like it smarts a bit.

    BTW, a woman with skin that pale really needs to take it easy in the sun or by the end of the day when they come looking for her all they’ll find is a 5-1/2 foot long cigarette ash on a towel!

  25. Kaiser

    She’s gross, but hey, wouldn’t all you men out there in god’s own country like to be european for one day?

    Going nude in public, staring at hairy crotches and masturbating in public.

    We love it!

  26. 37 yrs old, I guessed about right.

    @ -14 G.V. – that’s those other people…you know, the ones the civilized world isn’t allowed to scrutinize. If a womans nose is showing, dammit, she’s just asking for it! No man can be expected to control himself if a womans nose is showing. That’s just crazy.

  27. Mr. Smooth

    NICE CUNT!

  28. Colin

    So fucking sad that there is no such thing as privacy anymore. Evryone can take their Iphones, Blackberrys etc and shove em right up your ass.

    In a perfect worl she’ll find this photographer and blow-torch his cock off.

    Fuck this blog too.

  29. Dan

    Thirtieth

  30. keijo

    last?

  31. Weg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ8zX-GZTvw

    She’s also a great singer, check out the above song she did in English.

  32. Dr McNasty

    I don’t know who or what a Charlotte Gainesborg is… but I’d rather keep it that way.

    If I wanted to masturbate to Willem Dafoe, I’d put Boondock Saints on.

    Put more pics of Heidi Montag and Kim Kardashian up, or else I’ll never visit this site again.

  33. Ok, so she’s an actress (just won Best actress at Cannes) but she’s also the daughter of dead french genius musician Serge Gainsburg and singer/actress Jane Birkin (UK). She’s a very shy and introverted person and will surely resent those pictures… Not a classic beauty (her father was well-known for his uglyness), but charming as Hell…And oh, that guy in the last picture is her longtime husband actor/film maker Yvan Attal. There, U have it all…

  34. your med

    Trailer park jewels of the nuke-worthy wasteland called usa: Charlotte Gainsbourg is not your everyday plastic fucktard– you know, the one with fake tits and subzero talent that you guys either bash with body issues or praise with “I’d hit this cunt” BS here everyday. Gainsbourg is an internationally acclaimed actress and a decent musician writing her own music. She’s more real than the total sum of all the ‘stepford bitches you jerk off to, so you need something more substantial than “eeww..pale..rash” blablabla if you really must leave comment.

  35. no modesty.

    I dont care how many people get on here and try to stick up for this girl, whether she is a ‘classy’ legend or not, you can’t give respect to someone that strips down and gets nude in such a public place. that in itself screams out ‘trash’. not only that, but jesus when you’ve got tits and an ass like that– stay home!!

  36. no modesty.

    I dont care how many people get on here and try to stick up for this girl, whether she is a ‘classy’ legend or not, you can’t give respect to someone that strips down and gets nude in such a public place. that in itself screams out ‘trash’. not only that, but jesus when you’ve got tits and an ass like that– stay home!!

  37. Mikeock

    She could shave that hairpie and knit mittens for 100 poor Appalachian kids. WTF? I though muff’s like that went out with vaudeville.

  38. chick

    #36, #37:
    You must be really ignorant to not be aware of the fact that sunbathing nude / topless on the beach in Europe is not a big deal. People are used to it and it is NOT considered trashy. Unlike most women in Hollywood, European women don’t lack confidence to the point of having to insert plastic in their bodies in order to take their tops off. This woman has much more substance than most of the plasticwoods on this site. Give her a break and learn about other cultures. The US is not the only country in the world and things are viewed differently elsewhere. And what kind of body is she supposed to have? Surgically altered like most Hollywood stars, or a fat body with stretch marks like most of the US population? I’m sure you’ve got very high standards given you are spending time writing comments on a gossip website. :)

  39. Darth

    Hello!

  40. jules

    I am sure it is not her real intention to get nude in public, somebody pushed her to do so. actresses nowadays are just toys for some guys. and she looks good and natural

  41. jules

    I am sure it is not her real intention to get nude in public, somebody pushed her to do so. actresses nowadays are just toys for some guys. and she looks good and natural

  42. jules

    I am sure it is not her real intention to get nude in public, somebody pushed her to do so. actresses nowadays are just toys for some guys. and she looks good and natural

  43. x-ton

    Oh It is not perfect in these photos, but nobody is really perfect on the beach it seems to me, otherwise it is a very beautiful woman and a very talented actress

    see: http://www.lexpress.fr/medias/286/charlotte-gainsbourg_149.jpg

  44. mikeock

    The truth is – most of the basement dwellers here would give their left nut for an hour with this chick. This is what women look like, guys. Still, I’d shave that twat before I put my mouth down there.

  45. Theres another body type, just like her male companion id go skinny dippin in her too, to each his own…btw that chic is french she couldnt careless who sees her naked on the beach…

  46. E

    To all the boys afraid of a little hair….

    So I’m assuming that you all wax your junk to make it smooth like a baby’s bottom before excepting a blow job right? Oh, and you always make sure your nasty armpit hair is clean and fresh smelling and trimmed up right? And you ALWAYS shave off those stupid looking douche beard before approaching a ladies nether regions?
    No? You don’t shave yourself down to look like a pre-pubecent boy and still expect to get laid? Hm, well I guess you should all stop being afraid of a little ol’bush then, since you’re all covered in way more short and curlies.
    Oh, if you can’t get over it just switch to kiddie porn since you know it’s what you really WANT to be looking. Rail thin and smooth pubs? Yep, sound like you want a naked 10 year old boy to me.

  47. E

    To all the boys afraid of a little hair….

    So I’m assuming that you all wax your junk to make it smooth like a baby’s bottom before excepting a blow job right? Oh, and you always make sure your nasty armpit hair is clean and fresh smelling and trimmed up right? And you ALWAYS shave off those stupid looking douche beard before approaching a ladies nether regions?
    No? You don’t shave yourself down to look like a pre-pubecent boy and still expect to get laid? Hm, well I guess you should all stop being afraid of a little ol’bush then, since you’re all covered in way more short and curlies.
    Oh, if you can’t get over it just switch to kiddie porn since you know it’s what you really WANT to be looking. Rail thin and smooth pubs? Yep, sound like you want a naked 10 year old boy to me.

  48. Pap Smears should be hunted down

    The paparazzi are the lowest scum on this earth. The whole media is dirty and a pack of spies that have been made legal by the fact that we are no longer are in charge of our country. The monied interests are now Anything for a buck.

    “I’m a lawyah”

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