I know Charlotte Church is pregnant, but this is pushing the limits of human comprehension. If she puts on any more weight my brain won’t even register that she’s a person anymore. It’ll just be, “Hey, why is that car wearing a bikini?”
Um, I’ve been pregnant twice. I don’t remember looking like Shamu when I was pregnant. That isn’t pregnancy fat on her, that is fat fat. She needs to stop eating junk and start exercising. She’s nasty.
LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE DAD!!!!
and charlotte is suppose to be 4 months pregnant
and this is old news.. i saw this picture a couple days ago
IN OTHER NEWS…. Larry Birkhead has been found to be the father of Anna Nicole’s baby!
Charlotte Church hasn’t sang opera in years. She’s a pop star in the UK, and a tabloid fixture….much like Lindsay and Britney are in the US. She’s pretty much known for partying and getting boozed up in public, but now she’s gotten pregnant by her Beckham wannabe metrosexual boyfriend
1.) Who is this?
2.)Wtf is wrong with her bikini(is that the right word for that?)
3.)Make her go away ASAP!!
Holy fuck Birkhead IS the daddy!!!!
So she is a little heavy, just a little more cushion for the pushin. I would hit that young cooter hard.
Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn!!
ok larrys ben the dad for like 15 minutes! where is the new post?!@
almost 2 wks ago Entertainment Tonight hinted (from a ‘leak’) that Birkhead was the sperminator .. I’m glad tho – I hate that lawyer
Jayzus, who invited shamoo?
Come on already – the Superficial is way too slow with its news. I want some Birkhead headlines!
that bathing suit looks like it’s holding on for dear life!
i’ve seen cows cuter than her (and she’s bigger than one.)
charlotte church is fat regardless if she’s pregnant or not. she’s just…fat.
#28 sorry…you’re number 28. keep trying though.
I like Charlotte.
She’s got an awesome accent and she’s not afraid to rip into someone.
Didn’t she used to be a child prodigy? I haven’t seen her in years.
Boy did she get fat.
Is she pregnant, or did she just swallow Jonah?
she looks like a big fat fucking butch bull dyke. fuck her.
#58 both. jonah’s due in about 4 months
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