Charlotte Church

20040809_cchurch.jpgParty-loving Charlotte Church goes over the top on yet another wild night on the town. The Voice Of An Angel star went drinking in London and was so legless she had to be driven between bars. [read]

If there’s anything I’ve learned in all my years as an opera singer, it’s that fat opera singing women love their food. It shouldn’t be any surprise that after Charlotte’s forced diet, she probably just lost her mind and started drinking and showing off her boobs. You take away an opera singer’s food and they pretty much have nothing else to live for. Sure, they’ve got that whole “singing” thing going on, but none of that compares to being able to swallow a pizza whole and maybe drinking a tub of butter. I hear that’s what opera singers are into these days. Drinking tubs of butter.